I can make Stang execute a lively St. Vitus' Dance, via the Internet.
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 07:01:56 GMT
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Using nothing more than a dial-up connexion, the RFID chips already in
his clothes, a paper clip, a hockey ticket (UAH v. Maine, Feb. 06,
2005), some duct tape, strips of two dissimilar metals, a potato, a
beaker filled with water and sodium chloride (common table salt), and an
eight-track of Molly Hatchet performing "Flirtin' With Disaster."
WHO'S WITH ME?
Corry
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 07:19:59 GMT
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In article ,
Unclaimed Mysteries
wrote:
> Using nothing more than a dial-up connexion, the RFID chips already in
> his clothes, a paper clip, a hockey ticket (UAH v. Maine, Feb. 06,
> 2005), some duct tape, strips of two dissimilar metals, a potato, a
> beaker filled with water and sodium chloride (common table salt), and an
> eight-track of Molly Hatchet performing "Flirtin' With Disaster."
> WHO'S WITH ME?
Fuck, I been watchin' him do that since 1983. What else ya got?
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HellPope Huey
I am the Flaming Fudge Bag
on the Doorstep of Complacency.
"You've been more than a friend.
Even heroes can have heroes.
I've looked up to you for so long.
I'm sorry I didn't say so earlier.
There's so much I want to tell you...
not about...being heroes. But about being men.
About knowing that what we did
was always better than than what we are.
That was our gift. Our art."
- "Earth X"
"May I remind you,
we are not all creatures of the night?"
- "The Batman"
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 17:16:48 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> Unclaimed Mysteries
> wrote:
>
>
>>Using nothing more than a dial-up connexion, the RFID chips already in
>>his clothes, a paper clip, a hockey ticket (UAH v. Maine, Feb. 06,
>>2005), some duct tape, strips of two dissimilar metals, a potato, a
>>beaker filled with water and sodium chloride (common table salt), and an
>>eight-track of Molly Hatchet performing "Flirtin' With Disaster."
>>WHO'S WITH ME?
>
>
> Fuck, I been watchin' him do that since 1983. What else ya got?
>
We can change one item at a time and observe any changes. How about
substituting a Josh Groban CD for Molly Hatchet?
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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 20 Dec 2004 23:18:17 GMT
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>Using nothing more than a dial-up connexion, the RFID chips already in
>his clothes, a paper clip, a hockey ticket (UAH v. Maine, Feb. 06,
>2005), some duct tape, strips of two dissimilar metals, a potato, a
>beaker filled with water and sodium chloride (common table salt), and an
>eight-track of Molly Hatchet performing "Flirtin' With Disaster."
>
>WHO'S WITH ME?
If you use Clacium Cloride, he won't kick up as much dust.
If you substitude the Saturday night Fever Soundtrack, he'll also do the Twist.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 03:49:47 GMT
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In article <20041220181817.21692.00001954@mb-m11.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> >Using nothing more than a dial-up connexion, the RFID chips already in
> >his clothes, a paper clip, a hockey ticket (UAH v. Maine, Feb. 06,
> >2005), some duct tape, strips of two dissimilar metals, a potato, a
> >beaker filled with water and sodium chloride (common table salt), and an
> >eight-track of Molly Hatchet performing "Flirtin' With Disaster."
> >
> >WHO'S WITH ME?
>
> If you use Clacium Cloride, he won't kick up as much dust.
>
> If you substitude the Saturday night Fever Soundtrack, he'll also do the
> Twist.
His mega-wife can kick the Neptunian Bleen out of both of you and never
drop a note while singing a bawdy song about how Salome cut off Legume's
pubic hair and caused the temple to fall on his pancreas. Leave him
alone or you'll throb in all the wrong ways for a fortnight.
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HellPope Huey
"Wax my mainmast, matey",
said Popeye's gay cousin, Cockeye.
"When fascism comes to this country,
it won't come wearing jackboots;
it'll come wearing sneakers with lights in them
and it'll have a smiley face
and a Michael Jordan t-shirt on."
- George Carlin
"Those Acts of God really stick it in
and break it off, don't they?"
- "From Dusk Till Dawn"
Correspondent:: teuy13002@sneakemail.com
Date: 22 Dec 2004 06:19:40 -0800
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Interesting ... Have you contacted the Office of Vitus Statistics with
this?
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