Idiot neighbours
Correspondent:: Cardboard Box
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 21:26:08 GMT
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Half past ten in the morning, and the neighbouring humans are letting off
fucking fireworks. What the fuck is with that?
'Tis the season to be brainless fucking idiots, SQUARED.
--
Dear Santa,
I asked you to make all the humans die.
You didn't front.
You. BASTARD.
Yours,
Rev. Cardboard Box
www.livejournal.com/users/revcardboardbox
Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 17:58:16 -0800
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Maybe it's a card bored box deficiency issue?
"Cardboard Box"
wrote in
message news:Xns95CA6AB8BE38Atacnukebubblebath@203.96.92.12...
> Half past ten in the morning, and the neighbouring humans are letting off
> fucking fireworks. What the fuck is with that?
>
> 'Tis the season to be brainless fucking idiots, SQUARED.
> --
> Dear Santa,
> I asked you to make all the humans die.
> You didn't front.
> You. BASTARD.
> Yours,
> Rev. Cardboard Box
> www.livejournal.com/users/revcardboardbox
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 13:47:43 -0800
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Cardboard Box wrote:
>
> Half past ten in the morning, and the neighbouring humans are letting off
> fucking fireworks. What the fuck is with that?
They are probably Texans. That's what Texans do on christmas.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 21:57:29 -0600
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In article <41CDDFFE.11823A17@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Cardboard Box wrote:
> >
> > Half past ten in the morning, and the neighbouring humans are letting off
> > fucking fireworks. What the fuck is with that?
>
> They are probably Texans. That's what Texans do on christmas.
No, we use dynamite and machine guns, and at 10:30 am were all still
asleep. Besides, CB is in New Zealand.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 23:26:05 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> In article <41CDDFFE.11823A17@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
> > Cardboard Box wrote:
> > >
> > > Half past ten in the morning, and the neighbouring humans are letting off
> > > fucking fireworks. What the fuck is with that?
> >
> > They are probably Texans. That's what Texans do on christmas.
>
> No, we use dynamite and machine guns, and at 10:30 am were all still
> asleep. Besides, CB is in New Zealand.
They have Texans in New Zealand.
Correspondent:: Cardboard Box
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 23:42:57 GMT
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Some time between the hours of March 10th and Friday, nenslo
committed the following:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>> No, we use dynamite and machine guns, and at 10:30 am were all still
>> asleep. Besides, CB is in New Zealand.
>
> They have Texans in New Zealand.
>
Actually, my grouse was that they were wasting perfectly good fireworks.
Why let them off during the day when they look so much better at night?
Oh, that reminds me, Stang: I *must* arrange a time and lecture theatre for
a viewing of "Let's Visit the World of the Future" for my summer course. I
actually gave the professor a copy of that SVCD version you sent to
'monter. If I do show it off to 'em, it'll explain what I'll be speaking
about in a couple of weeks.
--
Dear Santa,
I asked you to make all the humans die.
You didn't front.
You. BASTARD.
Yours,
Rev. Cardboard Box
www.livejournal.com/users/revcardboardbox
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 28 Dec 2004 17:25:41 -0800
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>They have Texans in New Zealand.
Agreed. Texas isn't a place, it's a state of mind. Wherever there is
liquor, guns, racism, and inbreeding...that's Texas. It's INSIDE EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF US. (except for me. I've got Pennsylvania in me.
Which, by the way, is actually a step down.)
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 29 Dec 2004 12:39:23 GMT
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"Paul Casino" wrote in
news:1104283541.671780.159620@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
>>They have Texans in New Zealand.
>
> Agreed. Texas isn't a place, it's a state of mind. Wherever there is
> liquor, guns, racism, and inbreeding...that's Texas. It's INSIDE EACH
> AND EVERY ONE OF US. (except for me. I've got Pennsylvania in me.
> Which, by the way, is actually a step down.)
>
>
Dammit man, that ain't Texas, that's South Georgia! ..err... and Arkysaws,
and Tennissee, and Louisiana, and Alabama...
... oh fuck, TEXAS HAS TAKEN OVER THE SOUTH! Damn them, no wonder everyone
is beginning to talk like George Bush around here.
--
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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 30 Dec 2004 00:12:40 GMT
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>(except for me. I've got Pennsylvania in me.
>Which, by the way, is actually a step down.)
I got Pennsylvania and Virginia!
Shit, I'm two steps Below white trash, but still 5 steps above Nenslo.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 20:44:36 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>>(except for me. I've got Pennsylvania in me.
>>Which, by the way, is actually a step down.)
>
>
> I got Pennsylvania and Virginia!
I had Virginitis once before my "operation". I was in Missouri. Hadda
get a shot of Pennsyllin right in the Kansas and drink Floridated water
for a week.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: thefridayjones@hotmail.com
Date: 28 Dec 2004 18:07:02 -0800
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Cardboard Box wrote:
> Half past ten in the morning, and the neighbouring humans are letting
off
> fucking fireworks. What the fuck is with that?
>
> 'Tis the season to be brainless fucking idiots, SQUARED.
It's considerably better than "Hey, look, it SNOWED! Let's get our
incredibly oversized trucks, slap a plowblade on the front, get drunk
and PLOW!"
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