I got slack

Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Sun, 5 Dec 2004 13:03:48 +0200

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I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to a
bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just wanna
spoil me?
The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it had
a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers has more
slack than I. That always brings me down.
Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?




Correspondent:: The Vampire Skold
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 04:20:53 -0700

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Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
> I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to a
> bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
> Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just wanna
> spoil me?
> The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it had
> a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers has more
> slack than I. That always brings me down.
> Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>
>


Bang bang bang shoot them down.

--
The Emperor



Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Sun, 5 Dec 2004 13:24:18 +0200

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"The Vampire Skold" kirjoitti
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> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>> I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to
>> a bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
>> Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just wanna
>> spoil me?
>> The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it
>> had a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers has
>> more slack than I. That always brings me down.
>> Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>>
>>
>
>
> Bang bang bang shoot them down.
>
> --
> The Emperor
>
Oh yea, I took a picture from my Slack Computer with the free digicam:

http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kone.JPG




Correspondent:: The Vampire Skold
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 04:27:37 -0700

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Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
> "The Vampire Skold" kirjoitti
> viestissä:PqydnRL-LIaOci_cRVn-oQ@comcast.com...
>
>>Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>>
>>>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to
>>>a bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
>>>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just wanna
>>>spoil me?
>>>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it
>>>had a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers has
>>>more slack than I. That always brings me down.
>>>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>Bang bang bang shoot them down.
>>
>>--
>>The Emperor
>>
>
> Oh yea, I took a picture from my Slack Computer with the free digicam:
>
> http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kone.JPG
>
>


Good picture. I especially like the body bag in the background.

--
The Emperor


Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Sun, 5 Dec 2004 13:31:04 +0200

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"The Vampire Skold" kirjoitti
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> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>> "The Vampire Skold" kirjoitti
>> viestissä:PqydnRL-LIaOci_cRVn-oQ@comcast.com...
>>
>>>Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>>>
>>>>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to
>>>>a bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
>>>>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just
>>>>wanna spoil me?
>>>>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it
>>>>had a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers
>>>>has more slack than I. That always brings me down.
>>>>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Bang bang bang shoot them down.
>>>
>>>--
>>>The Emperor
>>>
>>
>> Oh yea, I took a picture from my Slack Computer with the free digicam:
>>
>> http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kone.JPG
>>
>>
>
>
> Good picture. I especially like the body bag in the background.
>
> --
> The Emperor

Not to mention the screen of the person.




Correspondent:: kevindotcar@yahoo.com (kevincar)
Date: 5 Dec 2004 08:22:45 -0800

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The Vampire Skold wrote in message news:...
> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
> > "The Vampire Skold" kirjoitti
> > viestissä:PqydnRL-LIaOci_cRVn-oQ@comcast.com...
> >
> >>Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
> >>
> >>>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to
> >>>a bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
> >>>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just wanna
> >>>spoil me?
> >>>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it
> >>>had a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers has
> >>>more slack than I. That always brings me down.
> >>>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >>Bang bang bang shoot them down.
> >>
> >>--
> >>The Emperor
> >>
> >
> > Oh yea, I took a picture from my Slack Computer with the free digicam:
> >
> > http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kone.JPG
> >
> >
>
>
> Good picture. I especially like the body bag in the background.


I bet somewhere in Finland you could find a free mousepad.
Lemme know when you do and pick up two.

K.C


Correspondent:: Gottttreiunsung <"Gott ">
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 09:27:45 -0700

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kevincar wrote:
> The Vampire Skold wrote in message news:...
>
>>Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>>
>>>"The Vampire Skold" kirjoitti
>>>viestissä:PqydnRL-LIaOci_cRVn-oQ@comcast.com...
>>>
>>>
>>>>Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to
>>>>>a bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
>>>>>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just wanna
>>>>>spoil me?
>>>>>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it
>>>>>had a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers has
>>>>>more slack than I. That always brings me down.
>>>>>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Bang bang bang shoot them down.
>>>>
>>>>--
>>>>The Emperor
>>>>
>>>
>>>Oh yea, I took a picture from my Slack Computer with the free digicam:
>>>
>>>http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kone.JPG
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>Good picture. I especially like the body bag in the background.
>
>
>
> I bet somewhere in Finland you could find a free mousepad.
> Lemme know when you do and pick up two.
>
> K.C

Do you have any relationship to dashkaydot?

--
Skold


Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Sun, 5 Dec 2004 18:34:36 +0200

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"kevincar" kirjoitti
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> The Vampire Skold wrote in message
> news:...
>> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>> > "The Vampire Skold" kirjoitti
>> > viestissä:PqydnRL-LIaOci_cRVn-oQ@comcast.com...
>> >
>> >>Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went
>> >>>to
>> >>>a bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few
>> >>>guys.
>> >>>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just
>> >>>wanna
>> >>>spoil me?
>> >>>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks,
>> >>>it
>> >>>had a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers
>> >>>has
>> >>>more slack than I. That always brings me down.
>> >>>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>Bang bang bang shoot them down.
>> >>
>> >>--
>> >>The Emperor
>> >>
>> >
>> > Oh yea, I took a picture from my Slack Computer with the free digicam:
>> >
>> > http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kone.JPG
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>> Good picture. I especially like the body bag in the background.
>
>
> I bet somewhere in Finland you could find a free mousepad.
> Lemme know when you do and pick up two.
>
> K.C

My current mousepad is good enough. It's a picture book of Jyväskylä,
published in 1964. I just hate it as it is convexed and strolling on it with
the mouse is tricky.




Correspondent:: kevindotcar@yahoo.com (kevincar)
Date: 5 Dec 2004 14:46:52 -0800

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"Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote in message news:<41b3389a$1_2@news.dnainternet.net>...
> "kevincar" kirjoitti
> viestissä:60bf9d3f.0412050822.bd0d764@posting.google.com...
> > The Vampire Skold wrote in message
> > news:...
> >> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
> >> > "The Vampire Skold" kirjoitti
> >> > viestissä:PqydnRL-LIaOci_cRVn-oQ@comcast.com...
> >> >
> >> >>Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went
> >> >>>to
> >> >>>a bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few
> >> >>>guys.
> >> >>>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just
> >> >>>wanna
> >> >>>spoil me?
> >> >>>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks,
> >> >>>it
> >> >>>had a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers
> >> >>>has
> >> >>>more slack than I. That always brings me down.
> >> >>>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Bang bang bang shoot them down.
> >> >>
> >> >>--
> >> >>The Emperor
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > Oh yea, I took a picture from my Slack Computer with the free digicam:
> >> >
> >> > http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kone.JPG
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> Good picture. I especially like the body bag in the background.
> >
> >
> > I bet somewhere in Finland you could find a free mousepad.
> > Lemme know when you do and pick up two.
> >
> > K.C
>
> My current mousepad is good enough. It's a picture book of Jyväskylä,
> published in 1964. I just hate it as it is convexed and strolling on it with
> the mouse is tricky.

OK,
You hate it, and it doesn't work well,
and it's tricky to use with a mouse;

...Yet you say it's "good enough". I'd also be willing to bet
your SO is about ready to hurl it into a snowbank too, eh?

Well pal, normally I'd haul you and this this thread over to
alt.flame.mousepads but beings as how you got slack, I'd
rather just pour another cup of coffee and re-fill
my stapler.

BTW- Do you have any staples?

K.C


Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 2004 00:53:36 +0200

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"kevincar" kirjoitti
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> "Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote in message
> news:<41b3389a$1_2@news.dnainternet.net>...
>> "kevincar" kirjoitti
>> viestissä:60bf9d3f.0412050822.bd0d764@posting.google.com...
>> > The Vampire Skold wrote in message
>> > news:...
>> >> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>> >> > "The Vampire Skold" kirjoitti
>> >> > viestissä:PqydnRL-LIaOci_cRVn-oQ@comcast.com...
>> >> >
>> >> >>Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I
>> >> >>>went
>> >> >>>to
>> >> >>>a bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few
>> >> >>>guys.
>> >> >>>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just
>> >> >>>wanna
>> >> >>>spoil me?
>> >> >>>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some
>> >> >>>Turks,
>> >> >>>it
>> >> >>>had a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who
>> >> >>>answers
>> >> >>>has
>> >> >>>more slack than I. That always brings me down.
>> >> >>>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Bang bang bang shoot them down.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>--
>> >> >>The Emperor
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > Oh yea, I took a picture from my Slack Computer with the free
>> >> > digicam:
>> >> >
>> >> > http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kone.JPG
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Good picture. I especially like the body bag in the background.
>> >
>> >
>> > I bet somewhere in Finland you could find a free mousepad.
>> > Lemme know when you do and pick up two.
>> >
>> > K.C
>>
>> My current mousepad is good enough. It's a picture book of Jyväskylä,
>> published in 1964. I just hate it as it is convexed and strolling on it
>> with
>> the mouse is tricky.
>
> OK,
> You hate it, and it doesn't work well,
> and it's tricky to use with a mouse;
>
> ...Yet you say it's "good enough". I'd also be willing to bet
> your SO is about ready to hurl it into a snowbank too, eh?

So what? It depends on where it hangs.

> Well pal, normally I'd haul you and this this thread over to
> alt.flame.mousepads but beings as how you got slack, I'd
> rather just pour another cup of coffee and re-fill
> my stapler.
>
> BTW- Do you have any staples?

I had once.. Now they are all over the place.




Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 11:41:32 -0800

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On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 13:03:48 +0200, "Kristian Lahdensuo"
wrote:

>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to a
>bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just wanna
>spoil me?
>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it had
>a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers has more
>slack than I. That always brings me down.
>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>

When you start hating somebody else for their slack you are becoming
the enemy.

Hating somebody because their pubic hairs are in your food is OK tho.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Hell, they ought to charge the SHEEP with bestiality.



Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 2004 00:17:36 +0200

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"Zapanaz" kirjoitti
viestissä:a2p6r0h8bgs04l0ncn4ej3v333hidun2as@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 13:03:48 +0200, "Kristian Lahdensuo"
> wrote:
>
>>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to a
>>bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
>>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just wanna
>>spoil me?
>>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it
>>had
>>a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers has more
>>slack than I. That always brings me down.
>>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>>
>
> When you start hating somebody else for their slack you are becoming
> the enemy.
>
> Hating somebody because their pubic hairs are in your food is OK tho.

He should care to understand Finnish.




Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 14:37:43 -0800

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On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 00:17:36 +0200, "Kristian Lahdensuo"
wrote:

>
>"Zapanaz" kirjoitti
>viestissä:a2p6r0h8bgs04l0ncn4ej3v333hidun2as@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 13:03:48 +0200, "Kristian Lahdensuo"
>> wrote:
>>
>>>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to a
>>>bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
>>>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just wanna
>>>spoil me?
>>>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it
>>>had
>>>a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers has more
>>>slack than I. That always brings me down.
>>>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>>>
>>
>> When you start hating somebody else for their slack you are becoming
>> the enemy.
>>
>> Hating somebody because their pubic hairs are in your food is OK tho.
>
>He should care to understand Finnish.
>

Pubic hairs are a universal language.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
CRY "LOBSTER!" AND LET SLIP THE PENGUINS OF WAR!!



Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 2004 00:48:30 +0200

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"Zapanaz" kirjoitti
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> On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 00:17:36 +0200, "Kristian Lahdensuo"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Zapanaz" kirjoitti
>>viestissä:a2p6r0h8bgs04l0ncn4ej3v333hidun2as@4ax.com...
>>> On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 13:03:48 +0200, "Kristian Lahdensuo"
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to
>>>>a
>>>>bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
>>>>Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just
>>>>wanna
>>>>spoil me?
>>>>The only dissapointment I got when I ordered a pizza from some Turks, it
>>>>had
>>>>a hair in it. And when I call to the pizzeria the guy who answers has
>>>>more
>>>>slack than I. That always brings me down.
>>>>Jesus, did I forget what Slack ment? Am I in the heap of a wave?
>>>>
>>>
>>> When you start hating somebody else for their slack you are becoming
>>> the enemy.
>>>
>>> Hating somebody because their pubic hairs are in your food is OK tho.
>>
>>He should care to understand Finnish.
>>
>
> Pubic hairs are a universal language.

It was coarse, crusted with smegma, covered with sweat and smelled of urine.




Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 21:52:09 GMT

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Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:

> I got 474 Euros tax return even if I haven't worked in a year. I went to a
> bar and bought beers for everyone. Not actually everyone but few guys.
> Few days ago I got a free digicamera. Is this Karma or do Gods just wanna
> spoil me?

It's ALL karma, son.

Now, don't forget to send in your $30. And remember, when "Bob" offers
you the choice of the Red Pill or the Blue Pill, the proper response is
to take *both*, and wash 'em down with Benedictine.

--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy

http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon

the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004