In several dimensions, W is a lot like J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 23:34:46 GMT
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1) Both W and Dobbs are the focal points of insane personality cults.
2) Like Dobbs, W is lucky, not smart. Indeed, the President may actually
outdo "Bob's" propensity to "make a million dollars every time he screws
up."
3) Both men possess a vast arsenal of death-dealing weapons of mass
destruction. Despite the best efforts of pansy do-gooder disarmament
types, W has control of nearly twice the number of nuclear warheads as
the Church of the SubGenius. Conversely, "Bob's" Personal Saucer Fleet
is more advanced than that sponsored by the Carlyle Group and other Bush
family interests.
4) The evidence is not conclusive as to whether President Bush has
regular carnal relations with baleen whales, or the Earth itself. If
confirmed, this would mark yet another amazing parallel between the
lives of these remarkable men.
Corry
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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 20 Dec 2004 23:04:36 GMT
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>4) The evidence is not conclusive as to whether President Bush has
>regular carnal relations with baleen whales, or the Earth itself. If
>confirmed, this would mark yet another amazing parallel between the
>lives of these remarkable men.
>
Maybe that explain the dead whale that washed up on the Delaware Beaches last
night.
I personally think he is porking Condi.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 03:55:17 GMT
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In article <20041220180436.21692.00001948@mb-m11.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> >4) The evidence is not conclusive as to whether President Bush has
> >regular carnal relations with baleen whales, or the Earth itself. If
> >confirmed, this would mark yet another amazing parallel between the
> >lives of these remarkable men.
> >
>
> Maybe that explain the dead whale that washed up on the Delaware Beaches last
> night.
>
> I personally think he is porking Condi.
Are you kidding? Condi is the one who had to wield the turkey baster
loaded down with Regis Philbin's jizz to get Laura loaded down with those
two addled daughters. The only thing George knows how to fuck is a
country.
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