It is the Xmas time! and that means

Correspondent:: "Barnabas Shitgulp"
Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2004 02:06:07 -0800

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BROWN CARDBOARD TOOBING SWORD FIGHTS!!!!

Having a swordfight with yourself is sort of like a donkey trying to shove a
turnip up it's own ass. See? But it doesn't crap out it's mouth as the
popular rumor goes, it just develops an intestinal blockage and dies from
poo poo impaction.

Correspondent:: kthulhu23@aol.com (Kthulhu23)
Date: 03 Dec 2004 00:47:38 GMT

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TIME TO GET OUT THE HAMMER AND SOME NAILS!

Er. . . no. Pleasure Saucers? Extra-medium ass?
Does it mean I'll spin a dradle or whatever those
things are called? Give me a hint. You gotta kiddin'
with the cardboard phalli, right? Are there spears
on the wrapping paper? Kwanzaa? Mithras something
or other? Pagan orgy? Should we burn another
phallus-shaped log? Fire, FIRE! I saw a monkey suck a
turnip once, would such a thing be part of your strange
ritual as well as the cardboard tubes? and what of the
Hula-Hoops? and fish? will there be fish involved? fish,
milk and small fires?