Joke for the day
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:38:05 -0800
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Q: What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
A: Zorn's lemon.
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no really I'm just kidding though.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Drop Down on all Fours and Stick Your Ass High
in the Air: You are Sexy as Hell! Young, Firm
Breasts, a High, Tight Rump...Why Do You Have
to Do the Drug 'Thang'? Damn, Bitch, You are
So Pretty!
--anti-drug advice to the US Air Force
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 02:35:39 GMT
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In article <8gspr0p47idv5fbragl6m1c9j55022n58v@4ax.com>,
Zapanaz wrote:
> Q: What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
> A: Zorn's lemon.
> BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> no really I'm just kidding though.
I get the feeling lately that a couple of your lobes are separating.
Did their love just grow stale or what? You sick bastardo.
--
HellPope Huey
Why is it so hot in here?...
Oh yeah. That stuff I did.
"Religion is kinda like nuclear power:
you split the atom this way, you get electricity;
you split it that way, you get an atomic bomb."
- Jon Stewart
"We get a something-falling from-the-sky memo every week.
We've put over 17,000 things in space
and remarkably,
not one person has been hit."
- "The West Wing"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 19:58:34 -0800
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On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 02:35:39 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
> "We get a something-falling from-the-sky memo every week.
> We've put over 17,000 things in space
> and remarkably,
> not one person has been hit."
> - "The West Wing"
See I think you have hit the nail more on the head than you realize,
Huey. I believe the whole secret purpose of the government, from the
beginning, has been to put things up in the sky so they would fall
down on our heads. Everything else is subordinate to that. I mean
from the get-go, from the beginning, the 18th century. They KNEW that
we would eventually be able, somehow, to create machines that would
fly like birds, they KNEW. This kind of thing is secret masonic
knowledge. The ONLY REASON, the true reason, for the masons taking
over a whole country was NOT because of their belief in democracy, but
in support of the PLAN. A plan so mad and POINTLESS that only the
evil spirits with which they were no doubt trafficking could possibly
have thought of it. We will, we MUST, put things up in the sky so
that they fall on people's heads. That's what all that secret masonic
geometry is that went into the construction of Washington and so on.
Those lines are FLIGHT PATHS. The great pentagon which is laid out in
the DC architecture is not simply a big mystical graffito, it is a set
of ALIGNMENT LINES. Indicating WHERE the things falling from the sky
will strike ground, so that at exactly the right time, at exactly the
right place, -they- can arrange for just the right DUPE to be standing
there and annihilated by a fiery bolt from heaven. Those masonic
lines are the biggest KICK ME HARD sign in the universe. They KNEW, a
hundred years before the first airplane, let alone space flight, they
KNEW.
And when the Russians got ahead of us and put Sputnik up, and
Americans were apathetic, WHO was it who spurred us on to continue to
work on the space program? WHO was it who made putting a man on the
moon a matter of great national pride? Without which, there may have
been no American space program at all? JOHN F KENNEDY, that's who.
AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.
THEY KNEW. JFK KNEW. JFK was PART OF IT. He has gone down in
history as a martyr, but he KNEW. And he was working WITH them to put
things UP IN THE SKY so they would FALL BACK DOWN ON OUR HEADS.
Whoever really whacked JFK was one of the GOOD GUYS.
But WHY? Aliens or not, you may ask, WHY go to such elaborate lengths
to do something so utterly pointless? Two hundred years of elaborate
social engineering to bring it about, why do it if there's no point?
The answer is so obvious that you could never guess it. BECAUSE IT'S
FUNNY. To an alien, the sight of a 100 ton satellite falling 200
miles out of the sky and squashing a human like a bug is the funniest
thing imaginable. THEY, the aliens, don't understand human ideas like
love or compassion or freedom or french fries, but the one area where
their psychology overlaps ours is slapstick comedy. They have a sense
of humor, and they laugh for hours at just the thought of a
satellite-squashing. When we have gone from 17,000 satellites to 17
million and people are getting squashed by falling satellites several
times a DAY, they will be in heaven, an orgasmic endless paradise of
alien comedy.
THE THREE STOOGES. It's all there, encoded. Watch their movies
again, every one of them, and THINK. They KNEW, the three stooges
knew, and they were trying to tell us something. And that's why they
had to be SILENCED. ALL THREE of the original stooges are dead. Do
you think that's just a COINCIDENCE? WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Wake up, pancake-boys!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Hell, they ought to charge the SHEEP with bestiality.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 20:11:12 -0800
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 19:58:34 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>THE THREE STOOGES. It's all there, encoded.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0025488/
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.
I'm frightened of the old ones.
- John Cage