Last minute gifts
Correspondent:: My Name
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 06:26:15 -0500
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Nenslo's skull will make a lovely Chia pet for Unka-Bob.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 24 Dec 2004 16:59:38 GMT
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>Nenslo's skull will make a lovely Chia pet for Unka-Bob.
His bleeding neck stub will make a good sex toy at Brushwood.
And his frozen Gonads can be used as baby passifiers.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 10:23:39 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> >Nenslo's skull will make a lovely Chia pet for Unka-Bob.
>
> His bleeding neck stub will make a good sex toy at Brushwood.
>
> And his frozen Gonads can be used as baby passifiers.
You shouldn't make fun of people with inoperable cancer.
Which is not to say that Nenslo has inoperable cancer,
just that you shouldn't make fun of those who do.
--
"Getting shot at was not that bad,
just the getting shot part sucked"
-- U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Villafane
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 13:19:47 -0600
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>And his frozen Gonads can be used as baby passifiers.
>
No. Those are on the Silent Night Deadly Night List of dangerous Xmas
toys. Not for children. Those are more dangerous than lawn darts.
Caution: Keep nenslo out of the reach of children. Any of nenslo.
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 22:28:26 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>>And his frozen Gonads can be used as baby passifiers.
>>
>
> No. Those are on the Silent Night Deadly Night List of dangerous Xmas
> toys. Not for children. Those are more dangerous than lawn darts.
>
> Caution: Keep nenslo out of the reach of children. Any of nenslo.
Oh! JARTS!!
Jarts were great! There must be some third-world country where they
don't give a shit if you sell razor blades as baby toys where those can
still be mail-ordered...
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June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 23:08:15 GMT
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Eddie Vroom wrote in
news:eK0zd.3011$yV1.1428@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com:
> HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>>>And his frozen Gonads can be used as baby passifiers.
>>>
>>
>> No. Those are on the Silent Night Deadly Night List of dangerous Xmas
>> toys. Not for children. Those are more dangerous than lawn darts.
>>
>> Caution: Keep nenslo out of the reach of children. Any of nenslo.
>
> Oh! JARTS!!
>
> Jarts were great! There must be some third-world country where they
> don't give a shit if you sell razor blades as baby toys where those can
> still be mail-ordered...
>
There is.
http://tinyurl.com/4wz83
You don't have to thank me. Just throw one at nenslo when you see him. If
you see purple, use a shotgun at close range.
-phy
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 27 Dec 2004 14:28:04 GMT
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phy wrote in news:Xns95C9ADE3D76CCphy00xyahoocom@
69.28.186.121:
> Eddie Vroom wrote in
> news:eK0zd.3011$yV1.1428@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com:
>
>> HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>>>>And his frozen Gonads can be used as baby passifiers.
>>>>
>>>
>>> No. Those are on the Silent Night Deadly Night List of dangerous Xmas
>>> toys. Not for children. Those are more dangerous than lawn darts.
>>>
>>> Caution: Keep nenslo out of the reach of children. Any of nenslo.
>>
>> Oh! JARTS!!
>>
>> Jarts were great! There must be some third-world country where they
>> don't give a shit if you sell razor blades as baby toys where those can
>> still be mail-ordered...
>>
>
> There is.
> http://tinyurl.com/4wz83
> You don't have to thank me. Just throw one at nenslo when you see him. If
> you see purple, use a shotgun at close range.
>
> -phy
Feh, the guy is only offering T-SHIRTS with the Jarto logo on it.
Fuckitall.
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