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Correspondent:: "Barnabas Shitgulp"
Date: 19 Dec 2004 06:51:45 -0800

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I think I summed up what's going on here nicely with slice of savory
sardonic nose gold, but I don't think that will stop the slack suckers
and sin seekers from further engorging themselves on supraparietal
boredom bombs. I guess what I'm lacking is a certain path or more than
perfunctory pledge from those who claim to be time wasters to use the
probability wave which they have been given by ESR's from the
sneekoseconds after the big bang to sow societal sodomy and mental
murder to the pinks they claim to HATE with the viscera of they're gut
cavity.

It's probaby merely a function of sense deprivation but of one of those
which is created by the combination of a splashin of the first five and
a liberal (but not too annoying) use of the fifth and eighth. These
last two are particularly withered and in need of the special fluid
replacement Kmart sells next to the motor viscous umbrage freebird Stan
worshipping hellstomp of God country. Because who else but red state
rationalism could successfully accomlish a internal combustion
assassination of swelling brain goo?

Seriously though, may great arterial blockages be masticated or
pulverized within your cardiovascular complex construct for using your
precious adenosinetriphosphate in the assimilation of this symbolic
ritual of Case deck manipulation fondling. Peace.