Local SubGenius Groups forming
Correspondent:: dreamerlyn@aol.com (DreamerLyn)
Date: 20 Dec 2004 05:03:15 GMT
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Hey everybody,
We've got some local SubGenius groups going, but we don't have enough members
in some of them yet. The seed of slack has been planted in a town near you,
but we need more people in these groups so we can grow some mighty trees to
cast Bob's shadow all the hell over the place. If you want to get together
with other SubGenii near where you live, go to http://subgenius.meetup.com/
and join with us. I'm in the Denver group and we've only got three people so
far. Where are all the SubGenii hiding?
Lynn
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:24:42 -0800
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On 20 Dec 2004 05:03:15 GMT, dreamerlyn@aol.com (DreamerLyn) wrote:
>The seed of slack has been planted in a town near you,
That's gross, man.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I remember when you were a robust Swedish
lumberjack and I was a mesmerizing Samoan girl with fine chocolate
hips. Look at us now, such a shame.
- Hellpope Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 07:24:01 GMT
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In article <20041220000315.06096.00001532@mb-m21.aol.com>,
dreamerlyn@aol.com (DreamerLyn) wrote:
>> Where are all the SubGenii hiding?
In your closet, next to your pornography; in the refrigerator; and
right behind you. Expect a cold hand to sneak into your undies right
abouuut... NOW!
--
HellPope Huey
I am the Flaming Fudge Bag
on the Doorstep of Complacency.
"You've been more than a friend.
Even heroes can have heroes.
I've looked up to you for so long.
I'm sorry I didn't say so earlier.
There's so much I want to tell you...
not about...being heroes. But about being men.
About knowing that what we did
was always better than than what we are.
That was our gift. Our art."
- "Earth X"
"May I remind you,
we are not all creatures of the night?"
- "The Batman"
Correspondent:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 17:43:57 GMT
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In article
, HellPope
Huey wrote:
> In article <20041220000315.06096.00001532@mb-m21.aol.com>,
> dreamerlyn@aol.com (DreamerLyn) wrote:
>
> >> Where are all the SubGenii hiding?
>
> In your closet, next to your pornography; in the refrigerator; and
> right behind you. Expect a cold hand to sneak into your undies right
> abouuut... NOW!
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
I found that cold hand sneaking into my undies.
It was with some dissapointment that I discovered it was my own !
eRroR
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular
error.
John Kenneth Galbraith
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:08:22 -0700
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DreamerLyn wrote:
>
> Hey everybody,
>
> We've got some local SubGenius groups going,
> but we don't have enough members in some of
> them yet.
In my experience, beyond a certain point, if you
want a new member, an old member has to meet a
horrible fate, usually involving tentacles.
But maybe you can break the streak.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: "Og Caveman"
Date: 20 Dec 2004 12:27:04 -0800
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>
> In my experience, beyond a certain point, if you
> want a new member, an old member has to meet a
> horrible fate, usually involving tentacles.
>
> But maybe you can break the streak.
>
Caveman want join Og Tribe, wrestle cave bear.
Og tribe very small.
Og stop talking now.
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 11:48:55 -0800
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In article <20041220000315.06096.00001532@mb-m21.aol.com>,
dreamerlyn@aol.com (DreamerLyn) wrote:
> Hey everybody,
>
> We've got some local SubGenius groups going, but we don't have enough members
> in some of them yet. The seed of slack has been planted in a town near you,
> but we need more people in these groups so we can grow some mighty trees to
> cast Bob's shadow all the hell over the place. If you want to get together
> with other SubGenii near where you live, go to http://subgenius.meetup.com/
> and join with us. I'm in the Denver group and we've only got three people so
> far. Where are all the SubGenii hiding?
>
> Lynn
why would I want to meet subgenii in the real world when I can barely
tolerate them on the internets?
pb
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 12:38:50 -0800
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On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 11:48:55 -0800, polar bear wrote:
>why would I want to meet subgenii in the real world when I can barely
>tolerate them on the internets?
to confirm your suspicions?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The Firda newspaper says officers were amazed when they found the cheese.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_464708.html
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 07:26:02 GMT
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In article <231220041148551265%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear wrote:
> why would I want to meet subgenii in the real world when I can barely
> tolerate them on the internets?
Because at present, there is no plug-in that allows you to kick someone
in the groin via your ISP.
--
HellPope Huey
People applauded rather than throwing fruit.
I take this as a good sign.
Infinite goodness
is creating a being you know, in advance,
is going to complain.
- William Peter Blatty, "Ninth Configuration"
"Does the noise in my head bother you,
bother you, bother you, bother you?"
- Loop Guru, "Loop Bites Dog"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 23:29:11 -0800
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On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 07:26:02 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>In article <231220041148551265%bear@pole.com>,
> polar bear wrote:
>
>> why would I want to meet subgenii in the real world when I can barely
>> tolerate them on the internets?
>
> Because at present, there is no plug-in that allows you to kick someone
>in the groin via your ISP.
well, you can agree with somebody "ok, every time I post <>, you
hit yourself in the groin with a broomstick, and every time you post
<> I do the same", but you're kind of on the honor system there.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
EMBRACE the SUCKINESS
Correspondent:: Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 20:44:38 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote in
news:5o22t05l5sn2ggcmoa0nqb5vi7jaimrs60@4ax.com:
> On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 07:26:02 GMT, HellPope Huey
> wrote:
>
>>In article <231220041148551265%bear@pole.com>,
>> polar bear wrote:
>>
>>> why would I want to meet subgenii in the real world when I can
barely
>>> tolerate them on the internets?
>>
>> Because at present, there is no plug-in that allows you to kick
someone
>>in the groin via your ISP.
>
> well, you can agree with somebody "ok, every time I post <>, you
> hit yourself in the groin with a broomstick, and every time you post
> <> I do the same", but you're kind of on the honor system there.
You might wish to consult with this guy.
http://www.badnewshughes.blogspot.com/
As he writes on his web page
"Striving to find a way to punch people in the face by using the
Internet."
Correspondent:: teuy13002@sneakemail.com
Date: 28 Dec 2004 06:22:30 -0800
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HellPope Huey asserted:
> Because at present, there is no plug-in that allows
> you to kick someone in the groin via your ISP.
Well then, this is probably going to come as a bit of a nasty surprise
....
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 28 Dec 2004 15:43:20 GMT
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>why would I want to meet subgenii in the real world when I can barely
>> tolerate them on the internets?
>
Well, there's nothing like real life to give you an accurate picture of
someones sanity....or lack thereof.
Not to mention their fuckableness.
--
I do what I want. That's why I always win.
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 23 Dec 2004 11:57:35 -0800
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Where can I find a "Subgenius beat up" site? Oh, wait a minute, never
mind; THAT'S HERE!
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 06:24:04 GMT
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In alt.slack, drdark@37.com was all like...
:: Where can I find a "Subgenius beat up" site? Oh, wait a minute, never
:: mind; THAT'S HERE!
first rule of alt.slack...there is no alt.slack.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 22:35:21 -0800
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On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 06:24:04 GMT, SubGenius Spice
wrote:
>In alt.slack, drdark@37.com was all like...
>
>:: Where can I find a "Subgenius beat up" site? Oh, wait a minute, never
>:: mind; THAT'S HERE!
>
>first rule of alt.slack...there is no alt.slack.
Are you invisible too this week?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The wind is the moon's imagination; wandering
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 21:44:14 GMT
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In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
:: On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 06:24:04 GMT, SubGenius Spice
:: wrote:
::
:: >In alt.slack, drdark@37.com was all like...
:: >
:: >:: Where can I find a "Subgenius beat up" site? Oh, wait a minute, never
:: >:: mind; THAT'S HERE!
:: >
:: >first rule of alt.slack...there is no alt.slack.
::
:: Are you invisible too this week?
i felt that way, but i don't think so.
this week, i'm divisible by zero!