Loving Jesus and all the gays, too.
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 03 Dec 2004 01:34:41 GMT
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VARIETY: "NEW YORK -- NBC, CBS and UPNUPN have rejected as too controversial a
30-second spot from the United Church of Christ emphasizing that it accepts
gays and minorities but suggesting that other churches do not."
Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 15:15:28 -0000
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asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc) wrote in
news:20041202203441.08355.00001384@mb-m04.aol.com:
> VARIETY: "NEW YORK -- NBC, CBS and UPNUPN have rejected as too
> controversial a 30-second spot from the United Church of Christ
> emphasizing that it accepts gays and minorities but suggesting that
> other churches do not." Frozen in the throat
> It petrifies the tongue,
> Turns mouth into a moat
> Shoots arrows through the lung,
> Then it contorts intestines -
> Guttural rending pain -
> Cramps muscles up, and next it
> Sclerotifies the brain
> -- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
>
Dammmit, Ilya is one of the very few posters I have in my killfile and you
had to make it all for naught. You better hope I never see you, because I
will kill you in a very slow and painful way.
-phy (and I am not bitter either)