Make Big Money Farming Worms in your Butt!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:31:34 -0600
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http://www.vermiculture.com/biz/
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 28 Dec 2004 03:35:09 GMT
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Okay, as soon as I cash in all these
boogers, scabs and toenail clippings.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 28 Dec 2004 13:27:58 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:271220041231348214%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com:
> http://www.vermiculture.com/biz/
Glad to see you're diversifying. Between that and your secret Texican
Alpaca farm conglomerate you should be up to your navel in sheckles by
Cheney's coronation just after the Marzies launch a corporate takeover of
US-GOV.
... and they said you didn't have any business sense.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
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"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 08:40:39 -0500
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On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:31:34 -0600, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> http://www.vermiculture.com/biz/
Actual short film idea from when I was sixteen or so:
Guy, in bathrobe, sits down at kitchen table to have
his morning coffee and skim the Want Ads, looking for
biz-ops. He spots an ad for Worm Ranching and pauses to
ponder the idea.
guy in bathrobe, but with cowboy hat, cowboy boots,
grizzly beard, and stubby cigar, on a horse> The horse
is moving VERY slowly and the guy is yelling at something
on the ground in front of him, "YAH! YAH! GIT UP!"
up of ground shows a hundred worms (rubber ones on threads,
I guessed) inching along in front of the horse's hooves>
Guy looks at his watch impatiently, rolls his eyes, and
camera shows corral far off in the distance.
The branding scene would've been the hardest to do, technically
speaking. Guy at table with innumerable buckets of worms, a branding
iron made from a hairpin, and a candle. Works at branding for a
while, and then tosses worms in air out of frustration.
Guy discards idea as foolish,
finishes coffee, and heads to another room. In that room we find
our guy... tending his chinchilla farm, branding chinchillas..
AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU BROUGHT IT UP?
If so, then I can tell you about my Caveman Suicide short film
idea!
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 03:22:42 GMT
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I momentarily flashed on a hazy image of IDRMRSR squeezing a Mothra
larva out of his omnipresent cheeks, but I whacked myself in the side of
the head with a dictionary and it went away. Whew.
--
HellPope Huey
Oh shut up, its only a chainsaw
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If you are one & have a fiery streak, please contact me
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I would like to beat the shit out of you."
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