Man-Boob Droop Report for Dec 19-25, 2004
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 00:00:56 -0500
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NoRestraint@all.kassner.oop says...
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> What's next, the weekly Man-Boob Droop Report?
Vertical droopage
Standing/sitting upright
Left side: Zero droopage
Right side: Zero droopage
Slouching directly forward
Left side: Nipple even with skinfold under boob
Right side: Nipple even with skinfold under boob
Slouching to the left
Left side: Nipple even with skinfold under boob
Right side: Zero droopage
Slouching to the right
Left side: Zero droopage
Right side: Nipple even with skinfold under boob
Horizontal droopage
Prone, face up
Left side: Zero droopage
Right side: Zero droopage
Prone, sideways, facing left
Left side: Nipple movement 0.125 inches toward left armpit
Right side: Nipple movement 0.125 inches toward left armpit
Prone, sideways, facing right
Left side: Nipple movement 0.125 inches toward right armpit
Right side: Nipple movement 0.125 inches toward right armpit
Summary: Boob droopage normal for gender, age, weight and overall health
(no known illnesses)