My Back is Back
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 22:56:52 -0500

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Before we left for the 2004 Euro-SubGenius Tour and 4th Anal Frop Cup,
I remember posting something along the lines of, "I hope nobody has a
car, and we have to walk everywhere."

I got my wish. My legs are like Conan's now. Mightily sinewed oaken
stumps. I had injured my back through disuse during the summer, but
regular yet cautious toting of swag bag and suitcases has healed it, so
that now I may wreck it again by sitting at this computer all winter.
We ate like little piggies, too, yet I lost so much gut that I had to
punch a new hole in my belt just to keep my pants up.

When we got home last night, a day later than expected, I found
awaiting me 4636 email messages, 40 phone messages, and a massive
amount of Sub biz which appears to have stacked up and then been
suddenly forwarded en masse from the now-defunkt Austin and Dallas Sub
PO Boxes.

Looks like I am gonna be busier than a set of jumper cables at a
SubGenius Devival.

What first, though? Besides the obvious. Unpack? Prep the pics and
write the write-up? Process swag orders? Pay bills? Answer mail? Cover
ass? I guess the last should come first. What I'd MOST like to do is
irresponsibly order a new 200-gig hard drive for $160 and start copying
our video footage onto that. But first, the ass-covering.

Meanwhile, herešs what I told the Euro-SubGenius yahoo group:

Made It Home In Only a Few Pieces

I thought I was kidding when I said there'd be some delay on the flight
home, but I was predicting. The plane left London an hour late on
Monday and so we got to the States late at night, and missed our
connecting flight home to Cleveland. We were stranded for the night
in... DALLAS! Luckily, American Airlines put us up for free in a really
fancy Harvey Suites with free breakfast. This morning (Tuesday) We/I
made the plane to Cleveland, where Rev. Stymie deBergerac kindly
intercepted us and our 3 giant still-full swag-packs, and took us home.
I had 4,636 emails awaiting me and 40 phone messages. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The fools think I will ANSWER them!! BLEEHAHAHAHA!!!

We/I had another time of our lives! At various times we followed EACH
of the Whiskey Popes, EACH of the Frop Popes, and even the Dogfood
Pope, Pope Perro. Everybody took turns taking very good care of us, and
we are MOST grateful to every single one of you fucked-up
motherfuckers!

I can't wait to start monkeying with all the photos, videos and
recordings we harvested. Amazingly enough, it all seems to have
survived. "Bob" may have our wallets, but we have ZE EVIDENCE... PROOF
that IT ALL REALLY HAPPENED!!

THANKS TO ALL!!!! I will get cracking on the Report/Jack-Off and make
it look even crazier and greater than it really was, which was already
REALLY CRAZY and REALLY GREAT!

NEXT YEAR!!! AIIEEEE!!!

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 20:44:20 -0800

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who are you again?



--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built the Ark,
professionals built the Titanic.



Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 02 Dec 2004 17:35:37 GMT

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Vilkommen. Bienvenuite. Bin im urlaub, herr Stang.

I'm still waiting for airfare to dip under $300.00 r/t.

Next time I want another car --
maybe one of those german reismobile
campers with a toilet, shower and fridge:
I can't WALK to the concentration
camp-cum-sex farm!






Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat


Correspondent:: rhymeswith@starmail.com (C. Woolard)
Date: 4 Dec 2004 12:29:12 -0800

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Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
> who are you again?

Oh, he's one of those sad little trolls who wanders in once or twice a year.

Claims he founded the Church.

--
C.


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 06:30:01 GMT

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In article <567eb75e.0412041229.60f0c5c0@posting.google.com>,
rhymeswith@starmail.com (C. Woolard) wrote:
> Zapanaz wrote in message
> news:...

> > who are you again?
>
> Oh, he's one of those sad little trolls who wanders in once or twice a year.
> > Claims he founded the Church.

Look out for him, then; nobody sane would say that.

--

HellPope Huey
Yes, I did indeed slap your skank mama. What of it?

"The leathery, undeteriorative and
almost indestructable quality
was an inherent attribute
of the thing's form of organization
and pertained to some paleogean cycle
of invertebrate evolution
utterly beyond our powers of speculation."
- H. P. Lovecraft

"More reliable than my shoes and as pretty as my hair."
- user review of Yamaha's CS6X synthesizer


Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2004 12:41:52 -0500

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My Back IS BACK TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I herniated a disk this summer and could barely walk for a few weeks. But
now it's healed up quite nicely! My legs might not be like Conan's but I
just bought the Conan Box set. I've watched Conan I close to 1000 times.
Don't care much for Conan II.


"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:011220042256520308%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> Before we left for the 2004 Euro-SubGenius Tour and 4th Anal Frop Cup,
> I remember posting something along the lines of, "I hope nobody has a
> car, and we have to walk everywhere."
>
> I got my wish. My legs are like Conan's now. Mightily sinewed oaken
> stumps. I had injured my back through disuse during the summer, but
> regular yet cautious toting of swag bag and suitcases has healed it, so
> that now I may wreck it again by sitting at this computer all winter.
> We ate like little piggies, too, yet I lost so much gut that I had to
> punch a new hole in my belt just to keep my pants up.
>
> When we got home last night, a day later than expected, I found
> awaiting me 4636 email messages, 40 phone messages, and a massive
> amount of Sub biz which appears to have stacked up and then been
> suddenly forwarded en masse from the now-defunkt Austin and Dallas Sub
> PO Boxes.
>
> Looks like I am gonna be busier than a set of jumper cables at a
> SubGenius Devival.
>
> What first, though? Besides the obvious. Unpack? Prep the pics and
> write the write-up? Process swag orders? Pay bills? Answer mail? Cover
> ass? I guess the last should come first. What I'd MOST like to do is
> irresponsibly order a new 200-gig hard drive for $160 and start copying
> our video footage onto that. But first, the ass-covering.
>
> Meanwhile, herešs what I told the Euro-SubGenius yahoo group:
>
> Made It Home In Only a Few Pieces
>
> I thought I was kidding when I said there'd be some delay on the flight
> home, but I was predicting. The plane left London an hour late on
> Monday and so we got to the States late at night, and missed our
> connecting flight home to Cleveland. We were stranded for the night
> in... DALLAS! Luckily, American Airlines put us up for free in a really
> fancy Harvey Suites with free breakfast. This morning (Tuesday) We/I
> made the plane to Cleveland, where Rev. Stymie deBergerac kindly
> intercepted us and our 3 giant still-full swag-packs, and took us home.
> I had 4,636 emails awaiting me and 40 phone messages. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
> The fools think I will ANSWER them!! BLEEHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> We/I had another time of our lives! At various times we followed EACH
> of the Whiskey Popes, EACH of the Frop Popes, and even the Dogfood
> Pope, Pope Perro. Everybody took turns taking very good care of us, and
> we are MOST grateful to every single one of you fucked-up
> motherfuckers!
>
> I can't wait to start monkeying with all the photos, videos and
> recordings we harvested. Amazingly enough, it all seems to have
> survived. "Bob" may have our wallets, but we have ZE EVIDENCE... PROOF
> that IT ALL REALLY HAPPENED!!
>
> THANKS TO ALL!!!! I will get cracking on the Report/Jack-Off and make
> it look even crazier and greater than it really was, which was already
> REALLY CRAZY and REALLY GREAT!
>
> NEXT YEAR!!! AIIEEEE!!!
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB