Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 30 Dec 2004 21:57:09 GMT
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 22:16:40 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> Once again its time for me to channel the elder gods (or the younger minor
> junior gods, twice removed) and post my predictions for the year 2005.
>
> 1) Dollar drops to new lows. Chinese now use $20 bills for toilet paper. St.
> Buckey buys Detriot with change he finds in his sofa.
>
> 2) In a strange sequel, George W. Bush chokes on a handful of Fiddle Faddle.
>
> 3) Peace is reached between Isreal and the Palestanians after Bush's dog,
> Barney, negociates the agreement. Barney wins Nobel Peace Prize, spends money
> on chew toys.
>
> 4) Saddam Hussian elected Governor of Florida. No one notices or cares.
>
> 5) Osoma Bin LAden is catured hiding among the Amish in Lancaster, PA.
>
> 6) USA defualts on foreign debt. Bush forced to work weekends delivering Pizzas
> to earn the extra money.
>
> 7) City of New York get a case of teh Clap form Jenna Bush's bush.
>
> 8) Evil Super Genius thwarted by suave British Secret Agent.
>
> 9) New realisty show consists of people watching themselves watch themselves on
> TV. Ratings Hit! Fox copies program by having people watch the people who are
> watching themselves on TV.
>
> 10) Church of the Subgenius luanches new Deathstar orbital frop gardens and
> brothel.
>
> 11) Nenslo will tell several people on alt.slack to FUCK YOU.
>
> 12) Stangs's son wins Oscar for remake of Arise!
>
> 13) Some loser from Delaware will post stupid predictions for 2006 in late
> December 2005.
>
> MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
>
> "War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
>
> Charles E. Montague
Ha! I'm going to post my predictions for 2004 sometime next week!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 14:45:11 -0800
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On 30 Dec 2004 21:57:09 GMT, mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard
Skull) wrote:
>5) Osoma Bin LAden is catured hiding among the Amish in Lancaster, PA.
Marines invade PA
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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'Surely you will sink: if you will not "Bob"'
Eclesiectomies 130:13
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 01:24:45 GMT
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> Once again its time for me to channel the elder gods (or the younger minor
> junior gods, twice removed) and post my predictions for the year 2005.
I "see" a slightly different interpretation:
> 1) Dollar drops to new lows. Chinese now use $20 bills for toilet paper. St.
> Buckey buys Detriot with change he finds in his sofa.
Chinese start bleaching $20s to print Euros on.
> 2) In a strange sequel, George W. Bush chokes on a handful of Fiddle Faddle.
I still contend that the "pretzel" was a mixed drink. I do, however, see
Dubya choking on a load from blowing Barney in that little apartment off
the Oval Office.
> 3) Peace is reached between Isreal and the Palestanians after Bush's dog,
> Barney, negociates the agreement. Barney wins Nobel Peace Prize, spends money
> on chew toys.
Snausages!
> 4) Saddam Hussian elected Governor of Florida. No one notices or cares.
>
> 5) Osoma Bin LAden is catured hiding among the Amish in Lancaster, PA.
>
> 6) USA defualts on foreign debt. Bush forced to work weekends delivering Pizzas
> to earn the extra money.
Pay-per-view of #2.
> 7) City of New York get a case of teh Clap form Jenna Bush's bush.
>
> 8) Evil Super Genius thwarted by suave British Secret Agent.
>
> 9) New realisty show consists of people watching themselves watch themselves on
> TV. Ratings Hit! Fox copies program by having people watch the people who are
> watching themselves on TV.
Dubya watching pay-per-view of #2.
> 10) Church of the Subgenius luanches new Deathstar orbital frop gardens and
> brothel.
YES!...
> 11) Nenslo will tell several people on alt.slack to FUCK YOU.
>
> 12) Stangs's son wins Oscar for remake of Arise!
>
> 13) Some loser from Delaware will post stupid predictions for 2006 in late
> December 2005.
>
>
>
>
> MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
>
> "War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
>
> Charles E. Montague
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 07:16:27 GMT
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In article <20041230165709.11401.00002954@mb-m29.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> 12) Stangs's son wins Oscar for remake of Arise!
But his crafty Jooish lawyers keep all the money in his pocket (and
theirs, of course), none makes it to Stang's and so, hoisted on the
pitard of a retarded estrangement dating back to the time he forced the
traumatized child to "read" signs and portents in the entrails of a dead
gar washed up on the sands at the SubGenius Beach Party, he has to dig
around in hospital dumpsters for his digitalis and Flexerils. How
sharper than a serpent's tooth to have a thankless cult.
--
HellPope Huey
The sleep of reason begets bupkiss, these days
A professional politician
is a professionally dishonorable man.
In order to get anywhere near high office,
he has to make so many compromises
and submit to so many humiliations
that he becomes indistinguishable
from a streetwalker.
- H. L. Mencken
"If you can make a million dollars eating a rat,
you can make TWO million PASSING one."
- Super Dave Osborne
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 20:37:37 -0800
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I predict you jerks will continue to suck.
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 08:58:40 -0500
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41D62910.8F1FC33F@yahoox.com...
>
> I predict you jerks will continue to suck.
YES, oh yes I will. And I will SUCK THE HELL out of it.
And then do it again.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 01 Jan 2005 14:38:59 GMT
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>I predict you jerks will continue to suck.
>
Well, its a tough job, but someone has to do it! And after 25 years, you can
retire!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:56:59 -0800
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>>I predict you jerks will continue to suck.
>>
>
>
> Well, its a tough job, but someone has to do it! And after 25 years, you can
> retire!
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>
> MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
>
> "War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
> Noone detests war more than the soldier..
> Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 3 Jan 2005 16:03:38 GMT
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nenslo wrote in news:41D62910.8F1FC33F@yahoox.com:
>
> I predict you jerks will continue to suck.
I predict you will bake more pies, and several will not meet your
expectations.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Intelligence is subjective and inversely proportional to
the number of dumbasses you allow to surround you."
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 31 Dec 2004 03:53:49 -0800
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> 9) New realisty show consists of people watching themselves watch
themselves on
> TV. Ratings Hit! Fox copies program by having people watch the people
who are
> watching themselves on TV.
>
I'm watching my Sim play The Sims on his Sim 'puter.
He's watching *his* Sim play The Sims on *its* Sim 'puter....
...who's watching *its* Sim...
...who's watching *its* Sim...
Something occurs to me....
...I look up over my shoulder...
...and the universe crashes.
>
> 11) Nenslo will tell several people on alt.slack to FUCK YOU.
>
Shut Up.
--
The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel.
"At 3 AM you can see people's auras. By 5 AM you can see their
*contrails."
--"Extra Shift", Chez Geek.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:06:53 GMT
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> Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> I'm watching my Sim play The Sims on his Sim 'puter.
> He's watching *his* Sim play The Sims on *its* Sim 'puter....
> ...who's watching *its* Sim...
> ...who's watching *its* Sim...
> Something occurs to me....
> ...I look up over my shoulder...
> ...and the universe crashes.
But the reboot is simply spectacular... so I hear. Oh well, better luck
next time, ya fuckin' shmucks.
--
HellPope Huey
Inventor of Dr. Satori's
Last-Ditch Baby Knockout Drops
For Shattered Parents
"I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face
and was somebody else underneath."
"You have problems."
"I'm aware of that."
- "The Shadow"
"I'm not going to put you away.
You're not a ghost... I see you."
- "Judging Amy"