Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 03:36:21 GMT
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Just add pure grain alcohol to egg nog and rub a peyote bud over the
top. Hair grows like mad, then falls out within a week, just as I get
used to having some up there again. I go irrevocably nuts, put a long
cigar up my butt, stand on my hands and clump around, asking for a light
until the police drag me away. Fun for the whole family!
And in the spirit of the goddamned hollerday, here's a photo gallery
for you :
Kids and Santa... how I long to clop 'em both in the head. It would be
wrong and uncharitable, but at least *I* would feel better and that's
what the season is all about and Buddy Christ has your number, punk and
FUCK THEE ! 'Tis the season to WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB!!
--
HellPope Huey
"Wax my mainmast, matey",
said Popeye's gay cousin, Cockeye.
"When fascism comes to this country,
it won't come wearing jackboots;
it'll come wearing sneakers with lights in them
and it'll have a smiley face
and a Michael Jordan t-shirt on."
- George Carlin
"Those Acts of God really stick it in
and break it off, don't they?"
- "From Dusk Till Dawn"
Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 22:32:45 -0600
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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Boy, does that bring back memories. There must be some sort of Santaphobia,
sort of a specialized Clownophobia.