Now THAT'S the spirit!
Correspondent:: "chmicharles"
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:03:41 -0500
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Take what you read on World Net Daily www.wnd.com
with a very small grain of NAcO2.
Just another rabid right-wing refuge of brainrot for
NeoCon radio loving red state residing poebuckers
and sorted trailer trash.
Reminds me alot of the Weekly World News
at the supermarket checkout, which is always
by comparison much more amusing.
Of course there always is Alex Jones and his
short-wave radio loons at www.infowars.com which is
always a much greater source of ultra-paranoid reading
amusement.
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"Miz Daisy Cutter" wrote in message
news:fetus-185BD7.21432215122004@netnews.comcast.net...
> If any of you hyenas -- self-proclaimed, or just lurkers -- were behind
> either of these two amusing incidents ... well, Glub bless ya, every one!
>
> -- Daze
>
> *****
>
> http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41903
>
> School distributes satanic sex calendar
> Texas parents infuriated by explicit material
> Posted: December 13, 2004, 1:35 a.m. Eastern
>
> Local school officials in a suburb of Houston, Texas, are investigating
> how it was possible that a school police officer handed out calendars to
> students that featured explicit details on satanic and sexual rituals
> for every day of the month.
>
> Parents in Pearland are demanding answers, according to a news report on
> KHOU-TV.
>
> The school police officer who handed out the calendars was supposed to
> deliver a positive anti-gang message to the students last Monday,
> according to the report.
>
> "September 20th is a 'midnight host' whatever that is," said one
> unidentified parent reading from the calendar. "You should have a
> blood-type ritual. September 23rd is the fall equinox you should have
> an orgy. Activity group sex, any age, any sex."
>
> [This article fails to explain why these activities are less positive
> than gang-related violence. --ed.]
>
> The father did not want to be identified because he feared his daughter
> would be punished.
>
> "They shouldn't be teaching the kids, at 12 years of age, a calendar of
> satanism. It's just not right," he said. [Why am I hearing Hank Hill's
> voice in my head? I mean, I *did* take my Happy Pills this morning...
> --ed.]
>
> Pearland school officials say some 25 students at the junior high
> received the calendars. [If they can bear to part with them, they'll
> soon be making more bux on eBay than the woman with the Virgin Mary
> grilled-cheese sammich. --ed.]
>
> "It clearly was a mistake," said Renea Ivy, Pearland ISD spokesperson.
> "We don't want it to happen again and so it was not done with malice,
> it was not done to promote satanism in any way on the campus. It was
> just a mistake."
>
> The officer said he got the packets from a anti-gang training course he
> took. Officials say he neglected to take out the adult material. The
> police officer remains on duty pending the outcome of an internal
> investigation.
>
> [Wonder if the "anti-gang training course" was put together by some
> local holy-roller church with "expertise" on what all dem godless
> heathens do for fun on the solstices and equinoces? --ed.]
>
> *****
>
> http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200412/s1263499.htm
>
> Church outraged at devil's Christmas grotto
> By Philip Williams in London
> Monday, December 13, 2004. 10:20am (AEDT)
>
> English vicars have banded together to protest against a Christmas
> grotto in which Santa lies beheaded, his elves have been impaled and
> visitors are greeted by the devil.
>
> The York Dungeon has done away with Father Christmas and installed the
> devil in his place.
>
> Operators of the tourist attraction in the northern English city thought
> they were just having a bit of fun when they created their macabre
> version of a Christmas grotto.
>
> But it is all to [sic ...sheesh! -ed.] much for local religious leaders.
>
> Thirty have signed a letter outlining their fears, saying far from being
> harmless fun it was all about darkness and evil which could draw some
> people in.
>
> [They used that excuse for "Hell House," too... though this sounds more
> fun, cuz you don't have fundietardz preaching at you. Probably why the
> vicars are cheesed off; they're not getting a cut of the action. -- ed.]
>
> The dungeon operators say it is a lighthearted dig at the
> commercialisation of Christmas.
>
> It is not known if small children will be invited to sit on the devil's
> lap or pull his beard. [Or any other part of the devil. -ed.]
>
> --
> I doubt you're the only person who's complained that the Saudis
> don't have an international all-beheading cable TV/satellite
> channel yet.
> -- A. Lizard
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 17 Dec 2004 19:11:05 GMT
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<< Take what you read on World Net Daily www.wnd.com
with a very small grain of NAcO2. >>
I prefer it with five quarts of pork-flavored
saline drip.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: Miz Daisy Cutter
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 22:42:42 GMT
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In article <8fedb$41c2f556$d1cc5bea$7835@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
"chmicharles" wrote:
> Take what you read on World Net Daily www.wnd.com
> with a very small grain of NAcO2.
Yep, I know -- "WingNutDaily." But a couple of Houston TV/radio stations
are carrying the story, so I'm assuming there's some fire behind all the
smoke.
The "anti-gang" literature connection is kinda funny. While the gangsta
lifestyle is of course full of reprobates who are babydaddy to any
number of chitlins, like any other hypermacho goons they can be
extremely puritanical about any sort of sexual activity that doesn't
appeal to them personally, such as dirtbox banditry.
Factor in also that more than a few of 'em have pretensions of piety,
sometimes from rubbing up against (in more than one sense) a jailhouse
preacher or perhaps imam these days, and would be more than happy to
slit their "brother's" throat, then pull the gold chain with the giant
crucifix off from around it and pocket it. Quite possible that a lot of
gang-bangers would be more offended at the idea of a "satanic orgy" than
the parents of the schoolkids were.
-- Daze
--
I doubt you're the only person who's complained that the Saudis
don't have an international all-beheading cable TV/satellite
channel yet.
-- A. Lizard
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 17 Dec 2004 22:58:38 GMT
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<< Yep, I know -- "WingNutDaily." But a couple of Houston TV/radio stations
are carrying the story, so I'm assuming there's some fire behind all the
smoke. >>
Hal Eisner from PIX in San Fran took Negativeland's
bait and Mike Taibbi, last seen somewhere in the
Middle East, reported on Missing Foundation's link
to a Satanic cult, even going so far as to report
that their symbol of an upside-down martini glass
with an "x" over it was a religious symbol. This
stinks of the same willingness to jump on some
sensational story without bothering to research
it beyond step two.
I'll bet $5.00 the high school band is behind it --
promoting their marching band version of
Sympathy For The Devil.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 17 Dec 2004 23:21:58 GMT
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I just checked and the story is still being
"covered" (covered UP at this point) by
ONE TV station and ONE reporter. Perhaps
local radio afiliates were taken in as well, I
dunno.
In any case I believe we have another
scam-baited reporter on the beat who
is apparently good at jumping [to conclusions]:
Wendell Edwards
"Wendell joined KHOU in May 2002 as a
general assignments reporter. He earned a
bachelor's degree from Abilene Christian
University in 1992. . . he ran track and is
a. . . national hurdles champion. . .
. . . Wendell is a member of the. . .
Jersey Village Church of Christ, where
he is a song leader. . . .
You can e-mail Wendell at
wedwards@khou.com.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 23:56:29 GMT
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Miz Daisy Cutter wrote:
> In article <8fedb$41c2f556$d1cc5bea$7835@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
> "chmicharles" wrote:
>
> > Take what you read on World Net Daily www.wnd.com
> > with a very small grain of NAcO2.
>
>
>
> Yep, I know -- "WingNutDaily." But a couple of Houston TV/radio stations
> are carrying the story, so I'm assuming there's some fire behind all the
> smoke.
>
> The "anti-gang" literature connection is kinda funny. While the gangsta
> lifestyle is of course full of reprobates who are babydaddy to any
> number of chitlins, like any other hypermacho goons they can be
> extremely puritanical about any sort of sexual activity that doesn't
> appeal to them personally, such as dirtbox banditry.
>
> Factor in also that more than a few of 'em have pretensions of piety,
> sometimes from rubbing up against (in more than one sense) a jailhouse
> preacher or perhaps imam these days, and would be more than happy to
> slit their "brother's" throat, then pull the gold chain with the giant
> crucifix off from around it and pocket it. Quite possible that a lot of
> gang-bangers would be more offended at the idea of a "satanic orgy" than
> the parents of the schoolkids were.
>
> -- Daze
>
Yeah, too close to home, homey? It's the Curse of Ham!
"The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!"
--William Shakespeare, Macbeth : Act 5. Scene III
Correspondent:: Ay Eye
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 05:26:42 GMT
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Miz Daisy Cutter writes:
> Factor in also that more than a few of 'em have pretensions of
> piety, sometimes from rubbing up against (in more than one sense) a
> jailhouse preacher or perhaps imam these days,
There's nothing so common as the serious criminal who actually
*believes* all the Christian doctrines. Weirder than shit -- you'd
think that believing in Hell would induce a little self-control, but
dedicated and self-proclaimed atheists are most often quite
tight-assedly moral in their personal behavior, and it's the
profoundly believing guy who will cut your throat and take your
wallet.
Ay Eye wo-rl-ey@th-ew-or-ld.c-m
--
ObConstipation: Did you know that you can manipulate impacted fecal
matter through your vaginal wall, to the point that you can break it
up a bit and make it easier to pass? Trust me on this. -- Jess
Correspondent:: A_Lizard
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 22:26:48 -0800
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On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 05:26:42 +0000, Ay Eye wrote:
> Miz Daisy Cutter writes:
[snip]
>
> There's nothing so common as the serious criminal who actually
> *believes* all the Christian doctrines. Weirder than shit -
Not all that weird:
"The criminal class is the most conservative group in any society. . ."
Robert A. Heinlein
(from The Cat Who Walks Through Walls)
[snip]
--
Regular readers will know that we have been taking a close interest
in homosexuality among farmyard animals - specifically ovine and bovine
lesbianism. - Lester Haines, The Register
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:19:04 GMT
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In article ,
A_Lizard wrote:
>>>>Regular readers will know that we have been taking a close interest
in homosexuality among farmyard animals - specifically ovine and bovine
lesbianism. - Lester Haines, The Register
And concurrently, a highly disturbing interest in possible fringe uses
for the new George Foreman grill.
--
HellPope Huey
I pissed right into the bottled city of Kandor
Hey, even Kryptonian flowers need nitrogen.
"Its disheartening to know that you live
in a country that's just teeming
with semi-literate, mediocre psychos."
- Henry Rollins
"Sometimes its like you're two different people."
"Well, that's three less than I used to be."
- "Stark Raving Mad"
Correspondent:: Lionel
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 21:38:37 +1100
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Kibo informs me that Ay Eye stated that:
>There's nothing so common as the serious criminal who actually
>*believes* all the Christian doctrines. Weirder than shit -- you'd
>think that believing in Hell would induce a little self-control, but
>dedicated and self-proclaimed atheists are most often quite
>tight-assedly moral in their personal behavior, and it's the
>profoundly believing guy who will cut your throat and take your
>wallet.
In the immortal words of William S Burroughs:
If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-bitch,
Get it in writing.
His word isn't worth shit.
Not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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