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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 18:30:02 -0800
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Brain cramp.
So OK, I kind of get why women have breasts, and men don't, or they
have kinda breasts but they aren't real breasts. I can live with
that.
But why do women have TWO breasts?
It makes no sense and now I can't stop thinking about it. What, is
one a spare? So why isn't the spare detachable? So you can carry it
in a bag or something. Babies only have one mouth. Is the second one
for babies with really bad aim? A decoy? Why not just ONE BIG BREAST
in the middle?
This is just fucked up. Somebody should be held accountable.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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This isn't right. It isn't even wrong. -- Wolfgang Pauli,
on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 20:58:52 -0600
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 18:30:02 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>
>Brain cramp.
>
>So OK, I kind of get why women have breasts, and men don't, or they
>have kinda breasts but they aren't real breasts. I can live with
>that.
>
>But why do women have TWO breasts?
>
>It makes no sense and now I can't stop thinking about it. What, is
>one a spare? So why isn't the spare detachable? So you can carry it
>in a bag or something. Babies only have one mouth. Is the second one
>for babies with really bad aim? A decoy? Why not just ONE BIG BREAST
>in the middle?
>
>This is just fucked up. Somebody should be held accountable.
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 21:58:59 -0500
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>>But why do women have TWO breasts?
So that maybe, more than two offspring in a litter, kind of die off
naturally. But don't ask me why twins are provided for. Your question
falls into the category of, why is there only one spare tire in every car
(usually)?
I like to think, it's just a quirk of fate that we don't breathe and
communicate out our assholes! Either end would do.
I used to get really bummed out in college biology when I found out that
female pigs pee through their vaginas. I never could get over the scene of
mixing piss and fucking. Frankly, when it comes to piss, shit, and hair, I
wish the whole three of them could be moved some distance away from the g
spots for a more pleasant experience.
On a primal level, though, I think I like the two tit configuration.
Stroke, stroke, lick left, stroke stroke, lick right. Provides that needed
note of variety. And hail to the twins.
[*]
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Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:02:29 -0500
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"iDRMRSR" wrote...
> >>But why do women have TWO breasts?
>
> So that maybe, more than two offspring in a litter, kind of die off
> naturally. But don't ask me why twins are provided for. Your question
> falls into the category of, why is there only one spare tire in every car
> (usually)?
>
> I like to think, it's just a quirk of fate that we don't breathe and
> communicate out our assholes! Either end would do.
>
> I used to get really bummed out in college biology when I found out that
> female pigs pee through their vaginas. I never could get over the scene
of
> mixing piss and fucking. Frankly, when it comes to piss, shit, and hair,
I
> wish the whole three of them could be moved some distance away from the g
> spots for a more pleasant experience.
>
> On a primal level, though, I think I like the two tit configuration.
> Stroke, stroke, lick left, stroke stroke, lick right. Provides that
needed
> note of variety. And hail to the twins.
Why sure, how else would you play "WWII radio operator"?
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 22 Dec 2004 00:21:01 GMT
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>I used to get really bummed out in college biology when I found out that
>female pigs pee through their vaginas.
Now I can never fuck a pig again!
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"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 04:13:28 GMT
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In article <20041221192101.06305.00001571@mb-m27.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> >I used to get really bummed out in college biology when I found out that
> >female pigs pee through their vaginas.
>
> Now I can never fuck a pig again!
Oh, SURE you can. Its just like riding a bicycle. Well, a bicycle that
squeals. Notice how classy I am becoming in my old age, having eschewed
any mention of your mother, possible sisters, Anna Nicole or the ccorpse
of Paul Lynde.
--
HellPope Huey
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Just when I think everything is going great
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Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 03:11:06 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> But why do women have TWO breasts?
Why do guys have two balls?
Oh, yeah - sorry...
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Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:36:34 -0500
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In article ,
glassgnost@nospam.sbcglobal.net says...
>
> Why do guys have two balls?
One's an emergency backup, so you can lose one ball without instantly
becoming a eunuch.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 20:22:46 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
>
> Brain cramp.
Try making a single line monkey fist knot.
It is essentially a ball of rope with only
a single line of the rope leaving the ball.
The way it is tied, the other loose end is
tied up inside the ball, so if the ball ever
gets wet, it is a bitch to untie. There is
also the more common two line monkey fist,
but you don't want to use that one. You
might even use strong bungee cord, which
makes it springy.
Anyway, you make a nice big monkey fist knot,
about the size of a human fist, really, and
then you stick it up your ass.
Now, this is not meant to insult, but something
far more practical. Because once you have this
knot up yer butt, you trim the line coming out
at about four feet and -bingo!- you have a TAIL!
And instead of wondering about stuff you have no
control over, you can experience the mystery of
what it feels like to have a TAIL! Just like so
many other of the little creatures that have
TAILS! And also what it feels like to have a
fist-sized ball of bungee cord shoved up yer bum,
which is also a pretty interesting experience.
This is also really good to do if you sleepwalk.
--
"I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock
and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus,
June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all.
I'll be back."
--Executed Serial killer Aileen Wuornos
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:44:16 -0500
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In article , Zapanaz
says...
>
> But why do women have TWO breasts?
Because men have two hands?
No... That doesn't explain "polymastia" -- the condition where a woman
(sometimes men, too) develop more than two breasts...
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 07:14:09 GMT
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In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
:: But why do women have TWO breasts?
so we can have cleavage.
duh.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 22 Dec 2004 00:20:09 GMT
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>Brain cramp.
>
>So OK, I kind of get why women have breasts, and men don't, or they
>have kinda breasts but they aren't real breasts. I can live with
>that.
>
>But why do women have TWO breasts?
>
>It makes no sense and now I can't stop thinking about it. What, is
>one a spare? So why isn't the spare detachable? So you can carry it
>in a bag or something. Babies only have one mouth. Is the second one
>for babies with really bad aim? A decoy? Why not just ONE BIG BREAST
>in the middle?
>
>This is just fucked up. Somebody should be held accountable.
I think women should have 4 or more breasts like cows ot dogs & pigs.
Just think of what an issue of Juggs(TM) would be like then!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 16:37:42 -0800
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On 22 Dec 2004 00:20:09 GMT, mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard
Skull) wrote:
>>Brain cramp.
>>
>>So OK, I kind of get why women have breasts, and men don't, or they
>>have kinda breasts but they aren't real breasts. I can live with
>>that.
>>
>>But why do women have TWO breasts?
>>
>>It makes no sense and now I can't stop thinking about it. What, is
>>one a spare? So why isn't the spare detachable? So you can carry it
>>in a bag or something. Babies only have one mouth. Is the second one
>>for babies with really bad aim? A decoy? Why not just ONE BIG BREAST
>>in the middle?
>>
>>This is just fucked up. Somebody should be held accountable.
>
>I think women should have 4 or more breasts like cows ot dogs & pigs.
>
>Just think of what an issue of Juggs(TM) would be like then!
I think they have two breasts so that if killer midgets sneak up on
them, then they (the midgets) will think the breasts are two big eyes
and be shamed and wander off.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
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fossil vomit on a grand scale has been proven beyond reasonable
doubt"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 01:14:03 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On 22 Dec 2004 00:20:09 GMT, mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard
> Skull) wrote:
>
> >>Brain cramp.
> >>
> >>So OK, I kind of get why women have breasts, and men don't, or they
> >>have kinda breasts but they aren't real breasts. I can live with
> >>that.
> >>
> >>But why do women have TWO breasts?
> >>
> >>It makes no sense and now I can't stop thinking about it. What, is
> >>one a spare? So why isn't the spare detachable? So you can carry it
> >>in a bag or something. Babies only have one mouth. Is the second one
> >>for babies with really bad aim? A decoy? Why not just ONE BIG BREAST
> >>in the middle?
> >>
> >>This is just fucked up. Somebody should be held accountable.
> >
> >I think women should have 4 or more breasts like cows ot dogs & pigs.
> >
> >Just think of what an issue of Juggs(TM) would be like then!
>
> I think they have two breasts so that if killer midgets sneak up on
> them, then they (the midgets) will think the breasts are two big eyes
> and be shamed and wander off.
>
You a midgophobe?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 04:10:02 GMT
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In article <20041221192009.06305.00001570@mb-m27.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> I think women should have 4 or more breasts like cows or dogs & pigs.
> Just think of what an issue of Juggs(TM) would be like then!
The centerfold would be a lot longer, that's for sure.
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to a universe of chances
to learn from your old stumblings
and maybe yet do The Funky Phoenix
Some say that knowledge is something you can never have
Some say is something set up in your lap
Some say that knowledge is ha ha ho
Some say that Heaven is Hell
Some say that Hell is Heaven
I must admit
just when I think I'm King
Just when I think everything is going great
I just begin
- Kate Bush
"They all come from good families,
but over the years,
they just kinda individually developed
some ways about 'em that just ain't right."
- Tom Waits