Ogre beats Jesus
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:45:35 -0500
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Happy 2005 my friends...
I was just watching Dick Clarks Rocking New Years Eve sans Dick.
He was reading off the top 'this and thats' of the year.
I found it interesting that Shrek 2 beat out The Passion of The Christ
in both DVD sales and boxoffice sales for 2004.
A Fat Green Mike Meyers beat out Jesus! LOL!
All hail the new messiah!
Does that mean Donkey will carry the next 10 commandments?
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife.
Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely
hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
-Douglas Adams
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 04:20:13 GMT
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Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote:
> A Fat Green Mike Meyers beat out Jesus! LOL!
Oh, for a moment, I thought you said he beat OFF Jesus. That'd be a
killer bit of CGI loopage, huh? Sync it up to a techno version of "What
A Friend We Have In Jesus" and you'd likely develop a sick sort of
jibjab.com following. Unbutton half yer shirt and do the Fleshy
Blasphemy Hop, sweetcheeks.
--
HellPope Huey
Inventor of Dr. Satori's
Last-Ditch Baby Knockout Drops
For Shattered Parents
"I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face
and was somebody else underneath."
"You have problems."
"I'm aware of that."
- "The Shadow"
"I'm not going to put you away.
You're not a ghost... I see you."
- "Judging Amy"
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:58:39 -0700
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Hell the Fightin' Jesus I knew would have never taken a beating like that
from a bunch o' garlic eaters from the slums of Italy! The Passion of the
Christ was pornographic.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 01 Jan 2005 14:44:52 GMT
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>Hell the Fightin' Jesus I knew would have never taken a beating like that
>from a bunch o' garlic eaters from the slums of Italy! The Passion of the
>Christ was pornographic.
>
We should redo "the PAssion" with "The Fighting Jesus".
As the wops are whipping him, he get angry and turns into "The Hulk" and
distroys the Roman Empire, kicks Satan's ass, AND forcloses on them damned
moneychangers in the Temple!
NOW THAT I'LL PAY TO SEE!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 11:48:13 -0700
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:20050101094452.21555.00002582@mb-m11.aol.com...
> >Hell the Fightin' Jesus I knew would have never taken a beating like that
>>from a bunch o' garlic eaters from the slums of Italy! The Passion of the
>>Christ was pornographic.
>>
>
> We should redo "the PAssion" with "The Fighting Jesus".
>
> As the wops are whipping him, he get angry and turns into "The Hulk" and
> distroys the Roman Empire, kicks Satan's ass, AND forcloses on them damned
> moneychangers in the Temple!
The script is in re-write as we speak!!!
One line we already have is: "Father, forgive me for getting
angry...but...you won't like me WHEN I'M ANGRY!!!"
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 21:25:08 -0500
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angelicusrex wrote:
> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
> news:20050101094452.21555.00002582@mb-m11.aol.com...
>
>>>Hell the Fightin' Jesus I knew would have never taken a beating like that
>>
>>>from a bunch o' garlic eaters from the slums of Italy! The Passion of the
>>
>>>Christ was pornographic.
>>>
>>
>>We should redo "the PAssion" with "The Fighting Jesus".
>>
>>As the wops are whipping him, he get angry and turns into "The Hulk" and
>>distroys the Roman Empire, kicks Satan's ass, AND forcloses on them damned
>>moneychangers in the Temple!
>
>
>
> The script is in re-write as we speak!!!
>
> One line we already have is: "Father, forgive me for getting
> angry...but...you won't like me WHEN I'M ANGRY!!!"
>
> Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
>
I'd love to see the passion or even better... the greatest story every
told (sold?) completely re-written ala Zecharia Sitchin or Rael. The
only way it would be any good is if they spent millions on it and really
shot for the blockbuster! I can see the destruction of Soddom and
Gomorrah by a squadron of flying saucers now. Bang, Boom.... Mushroom
clouds everywhere!
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife.
Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely
hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
-Douglas Adams
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 21:10:05 -0700
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"Reverend Kenny" <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote in message
news:0oqdnZDJx7gYxkrcRVn-3w@comcast.com...
>
>
> angelicusrex wrote:
>> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
>> news:20050101094452.21555.00002582@mb-m11.aol.com...
>>
>>>>Hell the Fightin' Jesus I knew would have never taken a beating like
>>>>that
>>>
>>>>from a bunch o' garlic eaters from the slums of Italy! The Passion of
>>>>the
>>>
>>>>Christ was pornographic.
>>>>
>>>
>>>We should redo "the PAssion" with "The Fighting Jesus".
>>>
>>>As the wops are whipping him, he get angry and turns into "The Hulk" and
>>>distroys the Roman Empire, kicks Satan's ass, AND forcloses on them
>>>damned
>>>moneychangers in the Temple!
>>
>>
>>
>> The script is in re-write as we speak!!!
>>
>> One line we already have is: "Father, forgive me for getting
>> angry...but...you won't like me WHEN I'M ANGRY!!!"
>>
>> Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
> I'd love to see the passion or even better... the greatest story every
> told (sold?) completely re-written ala Zecharia Sitchin or Rael. The only
> way it would be any good is if they spent millions on it and really shot
> for the blockbuster! I can see the destruction of Soddom and Gomorrah by a
> squadron of flying saucers now. Bang, Boom.... Mushroom clouds everywhere!
> --
> Illuminations,
> Reverend Kenny
We'll title it: The World According to BOB. Start with X-day-aliens cloning
yeti for sexual slaves! Then a battle begins between the new "humans" and
the gods that winds up with the gods being chased off planet, only to begin
their evil plotting. We'll have Bob and Krishna leading vast armies of sexy
blue women (Amazoids) against the evil-Pinks that sided with the X-day
aliens and ... and... oh what the hell! Where can I get a couple of mill to
begin production?
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 01 Jan 2005 14:42:31 GMT
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>Happy 2005 my friends...
>
>I was just watching Dick Clarks Rocking New Years Eve sans Dick.
>He was reading off the top 'this and thats' of the year.
>
>I found it interesting that Shrek 2 beat out The Passion of The Christ
>in both DVD sales and boxoffice sales for 2004.
>
>A Fat Green Mike Meyers beat out Jesus! LOL!
>
>All hail the new messiah!
>Does that mean Donkey will carry the next 10 commandments?
Well, with all this post 9/11 fear, Amerikkka needs a serious movie to
reinforce their true core values. And what says "Amerikkka" more then a talking
Jackass?
And those Screw ball Comidies, like "the Passion" are just too shallow for
Amerikkkans.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "James"
Date: 1 Jan 2005 20:18:57 -0800
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Nah, he's too much of a jackass, and pin the dredal on the messiah
doesn't sound right.