Osama is "ObO"?
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 09:30:48 -0500
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The more of these stories I read, the more I'm beginning to believe that
Osama doesn't even exist. Like he's just some hired actor or something.
I remember quite a few years back, FOX had run a show of an alien
abduction, this kid had a video camera and managed to capture the entire
thing... From the first sighting of the aliens, to him being so scared
he pissed himself, and one by one the people at this (I think it was
thanksgiving) house began to disappear. The kid filming was last to go
as the alien stunned him (frozen in time) and even picked up the camera
itself and filmed the frozen kid before the video tape went blank. The
video camera and tape were the only evidence the police found when they
searched the house. FOX promoted it as a true story and an open
investigation. Until a couple months later when we saw the same kid
doing a commercial on another network. LOL! It made me want to call the
police and FOX and tell them I found the boy! He was hoaxing everyone!
Osama was obviously an excuse. I've read conspiracy theories saying a
UFO had crashed in Iraq during the first gulf war... Maybe that's why
we're there? Iraq is the "cradle of civilization" (ancient Sumeria),
maybe that's why we're there? The Raelian cult believes that the Aliens
who created all of us will return to Earth the day we build this special
building in what is now Israel. The US keeps sticking our nose in that
country too.
The cost of the Iraqi war is not what crashed our economy. I did the
math not long ago. I found a conservative estimate and an outrageous
estimate at the cost of the war from many sources. Then I went to the US
census bureau online and got a current count of the US population...
Including the children, this war has cost the American taxpayer about 48
cents each.
Now I'm not really into this conspiracy junk, although I have read David
Ickes books, but it is becoming very difficult to believe that something
sinister isn't really going on. This probably should be posted in a
conspiracy thread as well but I urge the Slack-Meisters of the world to
be prepared and do some deeper research.
I'm beginning to wonder if Osama might actually be "ObO" or the
"Anti-Bob" they're trying to steal the worlds slack. Well they sure as
Hell aint getting mine!
What really crashed our economy?
Why are we really in Iraq?
Where are the WMD's we were promised?
Why wont Bush let Rumsfield leave (does he know too much?)?
Where's Osama bin Laden? Why can't an entire country find him?
Something's wrong... And where the fuck is Waldo and Carmen San Diego
when you need them!?
Any ideas?
This link is to one of the many stories currently active on Osama going
"poof".
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/12/05/MNGRMA6OH11.DTL
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Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
For every extremist, there is an equal and opposite extremist...