Pornography
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 11:10:58 -0700
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Yeah. The real thing.
But you can't see it.
You can't deal with it.
You'll just have to wait.
--
"I wish to thank those who have been
admirably relentless in reminding us
when the line between doing a good
thing and thinking a bad thing has
been crossed."
-- Frank DiGiovanni
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 21:40:02 GMT
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In article <41C1CFB2.2380@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Yeah. The real thing.
> But you can't see it.
> You can't deal with it.
> You'll just have to wait.
These days, I am committing real pornography; I just have a mirror and
know better than to try selling it. I am all moist and buttery. That
Mrs. Claus humps like a gaggle of 2-headed camels.
--
HellPope Huey
An explanation in 30 minutes or less
or its pointless anyway
Indifference and neglect
often do much more damage than outright dislike.
- "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"
"Look alive, here comes a buzzard."
- Walt Kelly
Correspondent:: Shining Path of Least Resistance
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 18:34:16 +0900
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On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 21:40:02 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>In article <41C1CFB2.2380@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>
>> Yeah. The real thing.
>> But you can't see it.
>> You can't deal with it.
>> You'll just have to wait.
>
> These days, I am committing real pornography; I just have a mirror and
>know better than to try selling it. I am all moist and buttery. That
>Mrs. Claus humps like a gaggle of 2-headed camels.
Here in Japan the shelves groan under the weight of tons of smut,
everything from pee/poop, ugly midgets, homeless, and legal child
pron, but with one proviso, they blur out the naughty bits. Well
digitalize them out. Needless to say this makes the men all the
MORE randy and ready to try and buy the 'real thing.'
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 18:07:18 GMT
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In article <6lias095fv87eai58kid223rghgp3jt6nd@4ax.com>,
Shining Path of Least Resistance wrote:
> On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 21:40:02 GMT, HellPope Huey
> wrote:
> >In article <41C1CFB2.2380@succeeds.com>,
> > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> >
> >> Yeah. The real thing.
> >> But you can't see it.
> >> You can't deal with it.
> >> You'll just have to wait.
> >
> > These days, I am committing real pornography; I just have a mirror and
> >know better than to try selling it. I am all moist and buttery. That
> >Mrs. Claus humps like a gaggle of 2-headed camels.
>
> Here in Japan the shelves groan under the weight of tons of smut,
> everything from pee/poop, ugly midgets, homeless, and legal child
> pron, but with one proviso, they blur out the naughty bits. Well
> digitalize them out. Needless to say this makes the men all the
> MORE randy and ready to try and buy the 'real thing.'
Yeah, I'm really creamin' over a chance to have my very own ugly,
homeless, pee/poop child midget. Dear Santa.... oh, what am I sayin'? I
live In Arkansas and we're up to our gall bladders in 'em, although only
a few are Japanese. Tons of 'em are Austrian, for some reason, though.
--
HellPope Huey
I am the Flaming Fudge Bag
on the Doorstep of Complacency.
"You've been more than a friend.
Even heroes can have heroes.
I've looked up to you for so long.
I'm sorry I didn't say so earlier.
There's so much I want to tell you...
not about...being heroes. But about being men.
About knowing that what we did
was always better than than what we are.
That was our gift. Our art."
- "Earth X"
"May I remind you,
we are not all creatures of the night?"
- "The Batman"
Correspondent:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 17:51:07 GMT
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In article
, HellPope
Huey wrote:
> In article <6lias095fv87eai58kid223rghgp3jt6nd@4ax.com>,
> Shining Path of Least Resistance wrote:
> > On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 21:40:02 GMT, HellPope Huey
> > wrote:
> > >In article <41C1CFB2.2380@succeeds.com>,
> > > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> > >
> > >> Yeah. The real thing.
> > >> But you can't see it.
> > >> You can't deal with it.
> > >> You'll just have to wait.
> > >
> > > These days, I am committing real pornography; I just have a mirror and
> > >know better than to try selling it. I am all moist and buttery. That
> > >Mrs. Claus humps like a gaggle of 2-headed camels.
> >
> > Here in Japan the shelves groan under the weight of tons of smut,
> > everything from pee/poop, ugly midgets, homeless, and legal child
> > pron, but with one proviso, they blur out the naughty bits. Well
> > digitalize them out. Needless to say this makes the men all the
> > MORE randy and ready to try and buy the 'real thing.'
>
> Yeah, I'm really creamin' over a chance to have my very own ugly,
> homeless, pee/poop child midget. Dear Santa.... oh, what am I sayin'? I
> live In Arkansas and we're up to our gall bladders in 'em, although only
> a few are Japanese. Tons of 'em are Austrian, for some reason, though.
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
I would just like to repeat "ugly, homeless, pee/poop child midget"
Thank You
err.