RIP Azriel 2
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 22:37:26 -0500
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I do really appreciate the sharing of stories and the jokes. Everyone
has really made my mood lighter. See you freaks! You actually ARE good
people! LOL!
After talking with my wife and putting a few more pieces into the
puzzle, I thought I'd share the couple other 'coincidences' leading up
to and occurring after the death of our beloved family member.
My boss reminded me today of one thing. I manage a retail store by day.
The day we had to put Azriel down, I had counted $666 in cash, no change.
Today, when my wife and daughter came home, there was a dead bird at our
doorstep... My daughter instantly saw it as a gift from our dead cat.
Did I mention she drew a picture of our kitty and 7 angels the day
after? The kid really knows nothing of religion except from hearsay
(remember, besides Subgenius my wife and I both are ordained ministers
though we don't believe in church) She said that Azriel was enjoying
being pet by all those angels.
I just find it all a bit weird.
Thanks again guys and girls for actually giving a shit!
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
For every extremist, there is an equal and opposite extremist...
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 20:42:36 -0800
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On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 22:37:26 -0500, Reverend Kenny
wrote:
>I just find it all a bit weird.
we'll cure you of that.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
thirty eight ... thirty nine ... fourty
- Two times
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 05:23:29 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 22:37:26 -0500, Reverend Kenny
> wrote:
>
> >I just find it all a bit weird.
>
> we'll cure you of that.
The main thing I find to be weird these days is civility. Its a sure
sign of the End Times when seeing Gorgo do the Funky 'Phibian down Main
Street would mostly just be a good motivator to step aside, but reasoned
discourse and baseline graciousness make me fall to the floor and do the
Curly Whoob-Whoob Circle boogie.
Fortunately, its rare enough that my pants aren't being worn out any
faster than usual. Therefore, thank you all for making the floor
consistently sticky for all these years. Its great to know I can depend
on you, IN COURT, MOTHERFUCKER!
--
HellPope Huey
An explanation in 30 minutes or less
or its pointless anyway
Indifference and neglect
often do much more damage than outright dislike.
- "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"
"Look alive, here comes a buzzard."
- Walt Kelly
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 08:22:59 -0700
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Reverend Kenny wrote:
>
> ...Did I mention she drew a picture of our
> kitty and 7 angels the day after?
You might run with it, and say that "After a time,
kitty might want 'to come back' as something else,
just to see what it's like. Something like a
puppy or a little bird, or even a pretty flower.
Do you think you might know it is kitty if she/he
has become a little bird, and maybe sings a song to
you from a tree?"
--
"It is already like a government job,"
he said, "but with goats."
-- Iranian goat smuggler
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 12:33:00 -0800
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In article <41C2F9D3.4FE8@succeeds.com>, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
> Reverend Kenny wrote:
> >
> > ...Did I mention she drew a picture of our
> > kitty and 7 angels the day after?
>
> You might run with it, and say that "After a time,
> kitty might want 'to come back' as something else,
> just to see what it's like. Something like a
> puppy or a little bird, or even a pretty flower.
> Do you think you might know it is kitty if she/he
> has become a little bird, and maybe sings a song to
> you from a tree?"
All creatures ascend. Kitty will come back as a bear cub.
pb
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 20:50:02 -0500
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Reverend Kenny wrote:
>
>>...Did I mention she drew a picture of our
>>kitty and 7 angels the day after?
>
>
> You might run with it, and say that "After a time,
> kitty might want 'to come back' as something else,
> just to see what it's like. Something like a
> puppy or a little bird, or even a pretty flower.
> Do you think you might know it is kitty if she/he
> has become a little bird, and maybe sings a song to
> you from a tree?"
>
>
It's 28 degrees here right now aint much outside right now but great
idea I must admit.
While in college getting my Masters... I remember someone quoting
someone else saying... You never have to preach religion to a child.
Whomever said that was sooo friggin right man I swear!
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
For every extremist, there is an equal and opposite extremist...