Rumsfield killed by own troops
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Dec 2004 00:20:24 GMT
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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield was killed today by several US Army
reservist who were upset with his policies.
During a Question adn Answer session in Kuwait, one of the troops asked Mr.
Rumsfield why their tours were extended again, why they had no armor for thir
vehicles, and why they have no body armor.
When Mr. Rumsfield answerd "Tough Shit!"
Several of thr troops assualted the Secretary, wrapped bailing whire around his
testicles and strung him up from a nearby flagpole where he hung there for 3
hours until he died.
The Army has detained Lt. Duck, Captain Dodge, and Maj. Hyde in connection with
the incident.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague