SUBGENIUS AT PHUKET SURVIVES TSUNAMI!!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 15:06:10 -0600
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From: Sven Serrano
Subject: Churh news, tidal wave deliverance
Mein Lieber Stang,
I guess this counts as church news, so might you
repost it on alt.slack as i have no access to usenet
her in China?
Thanks SPLR
The Bishop of Ground Zero {Hiroshima, Japan}, while on
vacation in Phuket Thailand, ventured out on Christmas
Night, Dec. 25 to party and preach the seed word of
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs to the slackful on Patong Beach,
armed only with a few Dobbsheads which he asked bar
owners to place on their walls. Indeed, as he spoke
to the multitudes, he may have indeed uttered the
oft-repeated warning "The world ends tomorrow, and you
may die." Thus it was that the Bishop was crashed
out, hungover and safe in bed in his off-the-beach
hotel on higher ground at Karon Beach when the aquatic
fist of NHGH struck the next morning Dec. 26 with the
catastrophic results we have now all seen. He awoke
at high noon and later reported his good luck to us
here in Japan. Truly divine deliverance - Praise "Bob"!
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 15:37:53 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> From: Sven Serrano
> Subject: Churh news, tidal wave deliverance
>
> Mein Lieber Stang,
> I guess this counts as church news, so might you
> repost it on alt.slack as i have no access to usenet
> her in China?
> Thanks SPLR
>
> The Bishop of Ground Zero {Hiroshima, Japan}, while on
> vacation in Phuket Thailand, ventured out on Christmas
> Night, Dec. 25 to party and preach the seed word of
> J.R. "Bob" Dobbs to the slackful on Patong Beach,
> armed only with a few Dobbsheads which he asked bar
> owners to place on their walls. Indeed, as he spoke
> to the multitudes, he may have indeed uttered the
> oft-repeated warning "The world ends tomorrow, and you
> may die." Thus it was that the Bishop was crashed
> out, hungover and safe in bed in his off-the-beach
> hotel on higher ground at Karon Beach when the aquatic
> fist of NHGH struck the next morning Dec. 26 with the
> catastrophic results we have now all seen. He awoke
> at high noon and later reported his good luck to us
> here in Japan. Truly divine deliverance - Praise "Bob"!
That has kind of an eerie, bibical prophet sort of sound
to it.
It wouldn't hurt at all for the Church to have several
doom-shouting prophets with good timing running around
scaring people.
Trouble is, in this case, everybody who blew him off is
probably dead, so, like, that sucks.
--
"Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
--take my word for it
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 09:17:48 -0500
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Sorry to threadjack here. From what I can tell, the island of Java was not
terribly affected? I was a little concerned about Borobudur there.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 08:59:19 -0600
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On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 09:17:48 -0500, "Revi Shankar"
wrote:
>Sorry to threadjack here. From what I can tell, the island of Java was not
>terribly affected? I was a little concerned about Borobudur there.
Back off Mister. I called Borobudur a long time ago. All those fancy
temples are MINE. Especially the ones with the reliefs of all of those
people fucking. Plus House on the Rock and Taliesin. I can't remember
my other domains at the moment.
While I'm at it I'll just claim the entire Silk Road Trading Route.
Thanx. (This includes the Himalayas.)
Salacia
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 13:51:25 -0500
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
> On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 09:17:48 -0500, "Revi Shankar"
> wrote:
>
> >Sorry to threadjack here. From what I can tell, the island of Java was
not
> >terribly affected? I was a little concerned about Borobudur there.
>
> Back off Mister. I called Borobudur a long time ago. All those fancy
> temples are MINE. Especially the ones with the reliefs of all of those
> people fucking. Plus House on the Rock and Taliesin. I can't remember
> my other domains at the moment.
>
> While I'm at it I'll just claim the entire Silk Road Trading Route.
> Thanx. (This includes the Himalayas.)
>
> Salacia
Hey, no problem. Just wanted to make sure it was all in one piece, more or
less. Maybe one day I can come visit?
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 13:13:23 -0600
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On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 13:51:25 -0500, "Revi Shankar"
wrote:
>
>"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 09:17:48 -0500, "Revi Shankar"
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Sorry to threadjack here. From what I can tell, the island of Java was
>not
>> >terribly affected? I was a little concerned about Borobudur there.
>>
>> Back off Mister. I called Borobudur a long time ago. All those fancy
>> temples are MINE. Especially the ones with the reliefs of all of those
>> people fucking. Plus House on the Rock and Taliesin. I can't remember
>> my other domains at the moment.
>>
>> While I'm at it I'll just claim the entire Silk Road Trading Route.
>> Thanx. (This includes the Himalayas.)
>>
>> Salacia
>
>Hey, no problem. Just wanted to make sure it was all in one piece, more or
>less. Maybe one day I can come visit?
Please do!
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 29 Dec 2004 00:39:02 GMT
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>Indeed, as he spoke
>to the multitudes, he may have indeed uttered the
>oft-repeated warning "The world ends tomorrow, and you
>may die."
I hear INTERPOL wants to ask him a few hundred questions.
>He awoke
>at high noon and later reported his good luck to us
>here in Japan. Truly divine deliverance - Praise "Bob"!
>
>
But what about the Dobbsheads? Damn it! If those Dobbsheads were distroyed then
what meaning does the deaths of thousands of Nomals have?
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 31 Dec 2004 04:46:05 -0800
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> But what about the Dobbsheads? Damn it! If those Dobbsheads were
distroyed then
> what meaning does the deaths of thousands of Nomals have?
>
>
I USE BURNING DOBBSHEADS TO LIGHT MY CIGARETTES!!!
--
(Brag of the Dobbs Long March Veteran.)
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 28 Dec 2004 16:47:37 -0800
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Phuket... I'm illeterate when it comes to non-english, is that
pronounced "fuck-it"?
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:43:19 -0500
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On 12/28/04 4:06 PM, in article
281220041506102047%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
> From: Sven Serrano
> Subject: Churh news, tidal wave deliverance
>
>
>
> Mein Lieber Stang,
> I guess this counts as church news, so might you
> repost it on alt.slack as i have no access to usenet
> her in China?
> Thanks SPLR
>
> The Bishop of Ground Zero {Hiroshima, Japan}, while on
> vacation in Phuket Thailand, ventured out on Christmas
> Night, Dec. 25 to party and preach the seed word of
> J.R. "Bob" Dobbs to the slackful on Patong Beach,
> armed only with a few Dobbsheads which he asked bar
> owners to place on their walls. Indeed, as he spoke
> to the multitudes, he may have indeed uttered the
> oft-repeated warning "The world ends tomorrow, and you
> may die." Thus it was that the Bishop was crashed
> out, hungover and safe in bed in his off-the-beach
> hotel on higher ground at Karon Beach when the aquatic
> fist of NHGH struck the next morning Dec. 26 with the
> catastrophic results we have now all seen. He awoke
> at high noon and later reported his good luck to us
> here in Japan. Truly divine deliverance - Praise "Bob"!
I recall this Bishop sending death threats years ago to persons associated
with the BOB'S MEDIA ECOLOGY albums.
So this means he survived to be tortured another day.
Lucky.
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: Shining Path of Least Resistance
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:58:35 +0900
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On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:43:19 -0500, purple
wrote:
>On 12/28/04 4:06 PM, in article
>281220041506102047%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
>
>I recall this Bishop sending death threats years ago to persons associated
>with the BOB'S MEDIA ECOLOGY albums.
>
>So this means he survived to be tortured another day.
>
>Lucky.
>
>
>The Great Bob Dobbs
No, that was me.
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 01:13:42 -0500
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On 1/6/05 11:58 PM, in article om5st0tae33lfni8geg2hujc64f1m98fkl@4ax.com,
"Shining Path of Least Resistance" wrote:
> On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:43:19 -0500, purple
> wrote:
>
>> On 12/28/04 4:06 PM, in article
>> 281220041506102047%stang@subNOSPUMgenius.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>> wrote:
>>
>
>>
>> I recall this Bishop sending death threats years ago to persons associated
>> with the BOB'S MEDIA ECOLOGY albums.
>>
>> So this means he survived to be tortured another day.
>>
>> Lucky.
>>
>>
>> The Great Bob Dobbs
>
> No, that was me.
Thanks for taking the bait. We needed to know that.
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 07 Jan 2005 13:06:24 GMT
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<< No, that was me. >>
[Insert *applause* sound effect here.]
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat