Sit on My Face!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:16:13 GMT
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Sit on my face! Please! It's frozen!
It was 0°F and 40mph wind, it felt like
-25°F
It's going to take me two hours to find my willie!
Happy Solstice!
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:36:45 +0000
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:16:13 GMT, in reply to König Prüß, GfbAEV
:
> Sit on my face! Please! It's frozen!
>It was 0°F and 40mph wind, it felt like
>-25°F
>
> It's going to take me two hours to find my willie!
Look in your throat.
>
> Happy Solstice!
>
>
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:49:21 GMT
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IMBJR wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:16:13 GMT, in reply to König Prüß, GfbAEV
> :
>
> > Sit on my face! Please! It's frozen!
> >It was 0°F and 40mph wind, it felt like
> >-25°F
> >
> > It's going to take me two hours to find my willie!
>
> Look in your throat.
>
> >
> > Happy Solstice!
> >
> >
Yeh, I think my nards are up around my tonsils!
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 12:55:18 -0700
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> Yeh, I think my nards are up around my tonsils!
It's not *really* cold until your testicles hang
out either ear. Which is why they wear some guys
wear headphones with fluffy ball sacks on them, to
keep their testicles warmer.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 20:35:19 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> >
> > Yeh, I think my nards are up around my tonsils!
>
> It's not *really* cold until your testicles hang
> out either ear. Which is why they wear some guys
> wear headphones with fluffy ball sacks on them, to
> keep their testicles warmer.
>
Well, if my nards were hanging out my ears
at least I could find 'em!
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 20 Dec 2004 23:22:32 GMT
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> Sit on my face! Please! It's frozen!
>It was 0°F and 40mph wind, it felt like
>-25°F
>
> It's going to take me two hours to find my willie!
>
> Happy Solstice!
>
Just stick your head up your ass. Tha will keep you warm AND get you that
Promotion at work too!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:40:02 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> > Sit on my face! Please! It's frozen!
> >It was 0°F and 40mph wind, it felt like
> >-25°F
> >
> > It's going to take me two hours to find my willie!
> >
> > Happy Solstice!
> >
>
> Just stick your head up your ass. Tha will keep you warm AND get you that
> Promotion at work too!
>
Yeah, just like the massage parlor;
self-service!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 04:20:59 GMT
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> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>
> > > Sit on my face! Please! It's frozen!
> > >It was 0°F and 40mph wind, it felt like
> > >-25°F
Tough shit. My ass is colder than the surface of Neptune. -25 is like a
balmy breeze in the Canary Islands. However, it might be fun to see what
would happen, even though I don't bend that way.
> > > It's going to take me two hours to find my willie!
Same as Nenslo. Then he slips and has to start looking again. No wonder
he's so crabby.
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to a universe of chances
to learn from your old stumblings
and maybe yet do The Funky Phoenix
Some say that knowledge is something you can never have
Some say is something set up in your lap
Some say that knowledge is ha ha ho
Some say that Heaven is Hell
Some say that Hell is Heaven
I must admit
just when I think I'm King
Just when I think everything is going great
I just begin
- Kate Bush
"They all come from good families,
but over the years,
they just kinda individually developed
some ways about 'em that just ain't right."
- Tom Waits