Correspondent:: elvis_bond@hotmail.com
Date: 17 Dec 2004 11:32:54 -0800
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How can something be so completely gross and so terribly clever at the
same time?
Cartman should get a Pulitzer.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 01:05:19 GMT
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In article <1103311974.552341.142370@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
elvis_bond@hotmail.com wrote:
> How can something be so completely gross and so terribly clever at the
> same time?
> > Cartman should get a Pulitzer.
Its all but amazing to consider the length of time those guys have kept
the level of vileness so high. If they were porn stars, it'd be
comparable to fucking for 30 days straight, one hole after another, with
a fluffer feeding you Gatorade and vitamins from one side so you didn't
dehydrate.
The Catholic Church used to consider watching "South Park" a venal sin,
but with that episode, its approaching Mortal status. However, *I* am a
heathen, I laughed at it and I am not ashamed. Watch out for Santa's
axe, you bad kids! See you in Hell!
--
HellPope Huey
I feel like an iguana lizard
being mailed cross-country
in a cardboard box
Electricity is actually made up
of extremely tiny particles called electrons,
that you cannot see with the naked eye
unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
I never minded bowing,
as that is a show of mutual respect,
but BENDING OVER
just exposes your neck to their axes.
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "Anachron" Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 15:30:01 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:NoRestraint-7A67E7.19045217122004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <1103311974.552341.142370@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
> elvis_bond@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> Its all but amazing to consider the length of time those guys have kept
> the level of vileness so high. If they were porn stars, it'd be
> comparable to fucking for 30 days straight, one hole after another, with
> a fluffer feeding you Gatorade and vitamins from one side so you didn't
> dehydrate.
>
> The Catholic Church used to consider watching "South Park" a venal sin,
> but with that episode, its approaching Mortal status. However, *I* am a
> heathen, I laughed at it and I am not ashamed. Watch out for Santa's
> axe, you bad kids! See you in Hell!
The old Xmas special was the best with Santa and J-sus teaming up as our
favorite mythological characters. It must be that the cartoon format
somehow makes the truth more palatable for the pinks. Comedy Central rocks.
Just ask Bill Maher. Most of America is truth-challenged.
Santa Bless our Troups,
--
Rev. Anachron
Correspondent:: "chmicharles" Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 20:40:58 -0500
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wrote in message
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> How can something be so completely gross and so terribly clever at the
> same time?
>
> Cartman should get a Pulitzer.
I couldn't agree more. I was laughing like a banshee and spilling
popcorn and pepsi all over the floor / couch.
PROGRAM NOTE: THE X-MAS EPISODE NOTED ABOVE
(Woodland Critter Christmas # 814) WILL BE REPEATED THIS
SATURDAY AT 10:00 pm EASTERN TIME .
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 20:51:27 -0500
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elvis_bond@hotmail.com wrote:
> How can something be so completely gross and so terribly clever at the
> same time?
>
> Cartman should get a Pulitzer.
>
I fell off the couch watching that! Way too funny.
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
For every extremist, there is an equal and opposite extremist...
Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 20:14:03 -0600
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wrote in message
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> How can something be so completely gross and so terribly clever at the
> same time?
>
> Cartman should get a Pulitzer.
>
Somewhere there *has* to be some Televangelsit (typo but I'm keeping it)
having a major vaporlock over this one. If Reader's Digest doesn't say
anything I'll know that the mag has gone downhill. Trey and Parker have made
this world a better place to live in.
Paul
Correspondent:: Christopher Lee Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 06:28:16 GMT
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I agree with these posts.
Paul E. Jamison wrote:
> wrote in message
> news:1103311974.552341.142370@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>>How can something be so completely gross and so terribly clever at the
>>same time?
>>
>>Cartman should get a Pulitzer.
>>
>
> Somewhere there *has* to be some Televangelsit (typo but I'm keeping it)
> having a major vaporlock over this one. If Reader's Digest doesn't say
> anything I'll know that the mag has gone downhill. Trey and Parker have made
> this world a better place to live in.
>
> Paul
>
>