The Answer
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 12:53:22 -0500
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How many times must a man walk along
Before he has been where he's been?
And how many times must he 'member the song
Before he can something something sing?
The answer my friend
The answer my friend
The answer is headin' in the wind
Oh how many times must a man sit down
Before he sits in a seat?
And how many times must his pockets hang out
Before he can stitch up his seams?
There's one thing for sure
The answer my friend
The answer's a' headin' to the something
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 11:26:07 -0700
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Artemia Salina wrote:
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How many times must a man pound his pud
Before he has beaten his meat?
And how many times must he pull on his schlong
Before he can use both his feet?
The answer my friend
The answer my friend
The answer is jerkin' off downwind.
Oh how many times must a man plug his butt
Before he don't shit in his pants?
And how many times must lemon go in
Before he can't clench both his cheeks?
There's one thing for sure
The answer my friend
The answer is jerkin' off downwind.
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It all boils down to winners and losers.
The winners get what they want and the
losers get the boils.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 20:25:05 GMT
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In article <41BDDEBF.166B@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Artemia Salina wrote:
For those obscenities, you should both be taken by surprise when a
brand new ice pick is jabbed into your left buttock. STOP IT.
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HellPope Huey
I get back at Satan
by not using fabric softener on his towels
We are not necessarily doubting that God
will do the best for us;
we are wondering how painful
the best will turn out to be.
- C. S. Lewis
"If I don't get my tantric sex
on oxycontin, I just can't go on!"
- Jon Stewart