The REAL Truth about X-istlessmas
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 24 Dec 2004 16:58:27 GMT
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Tonight, while all the good Yeti sleep, the Greys will sneak in and give all
them Anal Probes.
And tomorrow moring, they alien implants will burst forth from their anal
regions and fly back to the heavens with DNA/fecal samples. And find a Dollar
under their pillows.
Then on X-Day, all teh Yeti will be re-united with their lost feces.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 24 Dec 2004 09:32:57 -0800
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Why does everything today have to do with things goning into and out of
my ass?
-Eric Cartman_
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 22:29:51 GMT
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> And tomorrow moring, they alien implants will burst forth from their anal
> regions and fly back to the heavens with DNA/fecal samples. And find a Dollar
> under their pillows.
What do the alien implants need a dollar for?
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June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 25 Dec 2004 01:50:29 GMT
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>Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
>> And tomorrow moring, they alien implants will burst forth from their anal
>> regions and fly back to the heavens with DNA/fecal samples. And find a
>Dollar
>> under their pillows.
>
>What do the alien implants need a dollar for?
>
Havn't you ever heard of the Fecal Fairy?
Every time you take a dump, he (yes, he's gay.) is supposed to leave a Dollar
under your pillow. Unless you gay too. Then he fucks you up the ass and gives
you Aids.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague