The Real Ebenezer Scrooge: A SubGenius

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Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 15:28:56 -0700

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http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=1462612004

"...(Ebenezer) Scroggie was not mean-spirited, but he
did attract the admonition of the Church of Scotland
by having a child out of wedlock to a servant in 1830.
It is alleged he 'ravished' her upon a gravestone.
Still, what else was there to do in Edinburgh in 1830?"

Perhaps Scroggie's most delightful claim to fame was
the result of his dramatically halting proceedings at
the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland, when
he "goosed" the Countess of Mansfield during a
particularly earnest debate...

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