Correspondent:: kthulhu23@aol.com (Kthulhu23)
Date: 02 Dec 2004 19:35:31 GMT
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I propose that the SubGenius Foundation begin
and indoctrination campaign in an effort to gain
the membership of Jack Whittiker of the Jack Whittiker
Foundation.
As you may know, Jack won an after-tax $113mil
"Powerball" krackpot -- er, I mean "jackpot" --
in 2002 and is having trouble spending the money in
an appropriate manner.
Jack has had a real bad luck streak.
In January he reported $100,000.00 stolen from
hius SUV (Vernon Jackson Jr. was indicted on this
charge on 11-14-04) In August of 2003 he either
a) passed out drunk at a bar with $500,000.00 in a briefcase
and lost it,or b) (as he claims) he was drugged by a
strip club manager and his b-girl and the $500,000.00
in a briefcase was stolen from him (my research
tells me that the alleged money was allegedly
eventually recovered).
Whittiker got into more trouble Tuesday night when
he rammed his Hummer through a median divider and was
found to be drunk as a skunk and belligerent with the
cops. He allegedly had $117,000.00 in cash and a
small gun in his socks upon his arrest for DUI (he
posted $1,700.00 bond).
In September a body was discovered at one of his
vacant houses. Jesse Joe Tribble, 18, (make all the
Star Trek jokes you want, I'm not making this shit up)
was found dead on the scene. The death was ruled
"not a crime". . . details of this are sketchy at best.
The Jack Whittiker Foundation has been known to
make "large donations" to local West Virginia
interests, e.g. $10,000.00 to a local deer hunting
group and a 1.5 million to his personal house of worship:
the Hinton parish of the apocolyptic
Church of God [see churchofgodonline.com].
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 15:07:18 GMT
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"Kthulhu23" wrote in message
news:20041202143531.14229.00001421@mb-m13.aol.com...
> I propose that the SubGenius Foundation begin
> and indoctrination campaign in an effort to gain
> the membership of Jack Whittiker of the Jack Whittiker
> Foundation.
>
> As you may know, Jack won an after-tax $113mil
> "Powerball" krackpot -- er, I mean "jackpot" --
> in 2002 and is having trouble spending the money in
> an appropriate manner.
>
> Jack has had a real bad luck streak.
>
> In January he reported $100,000.00 stolen from
> hius SUV (Vernon Jackson Jr. was indicted on this
> charge on 11-14-04) In August of 2003 he either
> a) passed out drunk at a bar with $500,000.00 in a briefcase
> and lost it,or b) (as he claims) he was drugged by a
> strip club manager and his b-girl and the $500,000.00
> in a briefcase was stolen from him (my research
> tells me that the alleged money was allegedly
> eventually recovered).
>
> Whittiker got into more trouble Tuesday night when
> he rammed his Hummer through a median divider and was
> found to be drunk as a skunk and belligerent with the
> cops. He allegedly had $117,000.00 in cash and a
> small gun in his socks upon his arrest for DUI (he
> posted $1,700.00 bond).
>
> In September a body was discovered at one of his
> vacant houses. Jesse Joe Tribble, 18, (make all the
> Star Trek jokes you want, I'm not making this shit up)
> was found dead on the scene. The death was ruled
> "not a crime". . . details of this are sketchy at best.
>
> The Jack Whittiker Foundation has been known to
> make "large donations" to local West Virginia
> interests, e.g. $10,000.00 to a local deer hunting
> group and a 1.5 million to his personal house of worship:
> the Hinton parish of the apocolyptic
> Church of God [see churchofgodonline.com].
SO I guess you are saying that if you a famous, rich, black football and
movie star you can get acquitted of murder if it goes to trial. But, if
you are a rich, white, redneck, you can avoid the trial part...?
Correspondent:: kthulhu23@aol.com (Kthulhu23)
Date: 03 Dec 2004 16:20:19 GMT
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<< SO I guess you are saying that if you a famous, rich, black football and
movie star you can get acquitted of murder if it goes to trial. But, if
you are a rich, white, redneck, you can avoid the trial part...? >>
I didn't kill the last persn found dead at MY house.
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 04 Dec 2004 05:35:27 GMT
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Invite him to X-Day -- with
$170,000.00 in his socks there's
sure to be a lot of "ground scores"
Or maybe we can have an X-Day
at one of this guy's vacant houses?
Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: "U. M. Zaporets" Date: Sun, 5 Dec 2004 15:21:43 -0700
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He may be pink but he handles his money like a mighty subgenius.