Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 15 Dec 2004 12:25:06 GMT
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...Rumsfeld's head, frozen in an eternal scream of agony from shrapnel
entering his butt at just under Mach 5, bronzed and mounted on the hood of my
car.
--
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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
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"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 18:18:09 GMT
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... a 100 ampere blowjob. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that
wafting scent of ozone.
--
HellPope Huey
Lewd Interpretive Dance Done
In The Privacy Of Your Own Home; by the hour.
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy.
I only wish to be entertained
by some of your grosser reminiscences.
- Alexander Woolcott
"'Black Dracula' is now a congressman from West Virginia."
- "The Simpsons"
> The Olsen twins rassling naked on Jon Benet's grave.
I'd was thinking just the opposite.... cool Zombie Wrestlin' Federation
action.
--
HellPope Huey
Lewd Interpretive Dance Done
In The Privacy Of Your Own Home; by the hour.
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy.
I only wish to be entertained
by some of your grosser reminiscences.
- Alexander Woolcott
"'Black Dracula' is now a congressman from West Virginia."
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 17:46:17 -0600
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On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 23:13:42 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>In article <20041215161646.06264.00001888@mb-m18.aol.com>,
> dblspace@aol.complex-sex (David Langlois --- Ball serves Baal) wrote:
>
>> The Olsen twins rassling naked on Jon Benet's grave.
>
> I'd was thinking just the opposite.... cool Zombie Wrestlin' Federation
>action.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 02:24:21 GMT
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In article ,
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 23:13:42 GMT, HellPope Huey
> wrote:
> >In article <20041215161646.06264.00001888@mb-m18.aol.com>,
> > dblspace@aol.complex-sex (David Langlois --- Ball serves Baal) wrote:
> >
> >> The Olsen twins rassling naked on Jon Benet's grave.
> >
> > I'd was thinking just the opposite.... cool Zombie Wrestlin' Federation
> >action.
I would just like to let everyone know that I still have a few personal
filters, because I decided not to post a humorous observation that
probably would have made the alt.fondle.vomit and alt.tasteless crowds
heave so hard, they'd pull their rib cages out of alignment. You're
welcome. Well, maybe.
--
HellPope Huey
Lewd Interpretive Dance Done
In The Privacy Of Your Own Home; by the hour.
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy.
I only wish to be entertained
by some of your grosser reminiscences.
- Alexander Woolcott
"'Black Dracula' is now a congressman from West Virginia."
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 10:21:08 GMT
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"David Langlois --- Ball serves Baal" wrote
in message news:20041215161646.06264.00001888@mb-m18.aol.com...
> The Olsen twins rassling naked on Jon Benet's grave.
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>> The Olsen twins rassling naked on Jon Benet's grave.
>
>They are Soooooo legal...
>
Yesterday at Chapters, I was idly perusing the calendars rack, I came upon (all
over it, actually) a 15-month calendar of MaryKate and Ashley pictures. I was
reminded of the holy-true rant of St Lewis Black, commenting on the Faberge Mr.
and Mrs. Potato Head; "It's official - they've finally run out of things to
jewel-encrust." Ditto with calendars.
=========================================================
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are
putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain, author and
humorist (1835-1910)
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 13:51:01 -0800
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In article , Rev DJ
Epoch wrote:
> ...Rumsfeld's head, frozen in an eternal scream of agony from shrapnel
> entering his butt at just under Mach 5, bronzed and mounted on the hood of my
> car.
a Britney Spears wardrobe malfunction
pb
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 03:25:39 GMT
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In article <181220041351017357%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear wrote:
> In article , Rev DJ
> Epoch wrote:
>
> > ...Rumsfeld's head, frozen in an eternal scream of agony from shrapnel
> > entering his butt at just under Mach 5, bronzed and mounted on the hood of
> > my
> > car.
>
> a Britney Spears wardrobe malfunction
A 2 x 3-foot collage of JUST NIPPLES. I dunno, I just like the idea. Oh
shut up, like its the weirdest thing you've ever seen on this group.
--
HellPope Huey
I pissed right into the bottled city of Kandor
Hey, even Kryptonian flowers need nitrogen.
"Its disheartening to know that you live
in a country that's just teeming
with semi-literate, mediocre psychos."
- Henry Rollins
"Sometimes its like you're two different people."
"Well, that's three less than I used to be."
- "Stark Raving Mad"
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 22:59:15 -0500
OH BOB YES PLEASE!
It almost happens in her new video for "Boys"
DAMN! I'd drink her bathwater just to see her sitting in it...
And I'm not fond of blondes! LOL!
{Insert maniacal laugh here}
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy,
"Baa ba Baa ba Baa baa."
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 21:58:02 -0700
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Reverend Kenny wrote:
>
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article <181220041351017357%bear@pole.com>,
> > polar bear wrote:
>
> >>a Britney Spears wardrobe malfunction
> >
>
> OH BOB YES PLEASE!
> It almost happens in her new video for "Boys"
> DAMN! I'd drink her bathwater just to see her
> sitting in it...
> And I'm not fond of blondes! LOL!
>
> {Insert maniacal laugh here}
>
There is sort of a sub-cult in the CotSG that adores
the sweat scraped from the pimply buttocks of Britney
Shpears. It's you and kevbob.
Its sacrament is koffee. Lots of koffee. Or at least
that's his sacrament.
Just don't be hanging around the "celebrity fakes"
newsgroups. That's icky. Even if you want to see a
picture that looks exactly like Britney getting
Shpeared.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 21:17:41 -0800
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On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 21:58:02 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>There is sort of a sub-cult in the CotSG that adores
>the sweat scraped from the pimply buttocks of Britney
>Shpears. It's you and kevbob.
>
>Its sacrament is koffee. Lots of koffee. Or at least
>that's his sacrament.
or gatorade.
Gatorade with teen-spirit flavoring.
--
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Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 19 Dec 2004 05:06:02 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> A 2 x 3-foot collage of JUST NIPPLES. I dunno, I just like the idea.
Oh
> shut up, like its the weirdest thing you've ever seen on this group.
Ed Gein had a necklace made of nipples among his home artifacts when
arrested.