This Year's Hot Xistmas Gift

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 16:37:52 -0700

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http://tinyurl.com/5yx6l

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I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never met you before in my life.
That story sounds like utter bullshit.
I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
--nu-monet

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 20:07:31 -0500

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While pretty tempting, you are almost right. But I think THIS is the hot
gift of the year, microwave plush toys (just think about that) not to be
confused with self heating animals:

http://tinyurl.com/6cbaq

How do I heat my neck wrap?
Place in a clean microwave on a towel. Heat in 30 second intervals until
desired warmth is reached. The heating time will vary with the type of
microwave. For our large animals, begin with 1 to 1 1/2 minutes of heating.
Increase the heating time in 15 second increments up to a total heating time
of 2 minutes. Do not over heat.

Rotate the animal during the heating process. If you have a turntable
microwave, make sure the animal is turning. It is a good idea to flip and
shake the animal halfway through the heating cycle. Always test for hot
spots and overall temperature before using.

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