This church needs more...
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 8 Dec 2004 13:06:26 GMT
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Drill Thralls
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "Ellis Dee"
Date: Wed, 8 Dec 2004 11:07:06 -0500
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Quatloos!
(or the equivalent in U.S. currency)
"We can't wager for trifles like quatloos."- Capt. James T. Kirk
http://www.voyager.cz/tos/epizody/47gamestersoftriskeliontrans.htm
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 16:37:18 GMT
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Corn likker and pasties.
--
HellPope Huey
I lost part of my hair
when it got tangled in the malaprop
"How many times do I have to tell you people,
I met Jesus, we didn't hit it off!"
- 'Becker'
"Manhood is the ability to outlast despair."
- James Jones
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 16:39:21 GMT
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... personalized, compressed rubber body mallets with a Dobbshead
embossed on the side so they can be easily transported to Devivals,
where they can be applied in the settling of people's Issues. Bunk bunk!
--
HellPope Huey
I lost part of my hair
when it got tangled in the malaprop
"How many times do I have to tell you people,
I met Jesus, we didn't hit it off!"
- 'Becker'
"Manhood is the ability to outlast despair."
- James Jones
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 10:45:42 -0700
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Ellis Dee wrote:
>
> Quatloos!
>
Quangaroos!
http://theimaginaryworld.com/box1323.jpg
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 12:42:21 -0800
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On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 10:45:42 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>Ellis Dee wrote:
>>
>> Quatloos!
>>
>
>Quangaroos!
>
>http://theimaginaryworld.com/box1323.jpg
And he's doing the Quangaroo dance!
that sure brings back memories of things that never happened to me.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
From the moment I picked up your book
until I laid it down,
I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend reading it.
- Groucho Marx
Correspondent:: "C. Woolard"
Date: 9 Dec 2004 20:08:41 -0800
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This church needs more *something*.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Dec 2004 00:13:29 GMT
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>Drill Thralls
Large breasted womenfolk in the Brushwood Hot tub
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 16:47:34 -0800
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On 8 Dec 2004 13:06:26 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>This church needs more...
true.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
there was a young lady from Bude
who was taking a swim in the lake
a man in a punt
stuck his pole in her ear
saying you can't swim here
it's private
Correspondent:: Tartarus Sanctus
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 09:27:04 -0700
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> Drill Thralls
>
Gabagool.
Tartarus
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 17:36:55 GMT
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Astroglide.
--
HellPope Huey
My ruby slippers got turned at the heels
The only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time,
the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing.
- Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"
I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars
why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper
and then put them in my mouth.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 9 Dec 2004 18:35:07 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
A84877.11361809122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
> Astroglide.
Home self-administered trepanation kits
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 23:45:37 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
> A84877.11361809122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
> > > > Astroglide.
>
> Home self-administered trepanation kits
I have one of those already. Its from Black & Decker and comes with its
own recharger base. I call it Annabelle.
--
HellPope Huey
My ruby slippers got turned at the heels
The only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time,
the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing.
- Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"
I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars
why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper
and then put them in my mouth.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 21:50:09 -0600
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On 9 Dec 2004 18:35:07 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
>A84877.11361809122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
>>
>> Astroglide.
>
>Home self-administered trepanation kits
Old fashioned Ether gassings
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 04:02:37 GMT
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violent beatings with waterlogged burlap sacks.
--
HellPope Huey
My ruby slippers got turned at the heels
The only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time,
the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing.
- Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"
I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars
why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper
and then put them in my mouth.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 10 Dec 2004 15:47:19 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
CDB67F.22030809122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
> violent beatings with waterlogged burlap sacks.
>
High-speed rotary rubber chicken floggings.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 17:02:50 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
> CDB67F.22030809122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> >
> > violent beatings with waterlogged burlap sacks.
> >
> High-speed rotary rubber chicken floggings.
Now we're really GETTING somewhere!! That's not QUITE it, but I am
excited; I think we're just one or two steps away from defining the ONE
THING that will bring the Church back to its finest glory! And wouldn't
you know it, heh, it involves BEATINGS. That "Bob," what a kidder.
--
HellPope Huey
"Polite Society" is a mangy Russian bear
on a unicycle with a bent wheel
"Every country has at least one museum that says
'Here's why we chased you out'."
- Jon Stewart
"Once the swelling goes down,
the fangs should fall out."
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 19:28:02 -0500
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
>>HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
>>CDB67F.22030809122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>>
>>> violent beatings with waterlogged burlap sacks.
>>>
>>
>>High-speed rotary rubber chicken floggings.
>
>
> Now we're really GETTING somewhere!! That's not QUITE it, but I am
> excited; I think we're just one or two steps away from defining the ONE
> THING that will bring the Church back to its finest glory! And wouldn't
> you know it, heh, it involves BEATINGS. That "Bob," what a kidder.
Automatic masturbatory devices.
Rich
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Date: 10 Dec 2004 18:01:12 -0800
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This Church IS an auto-masturbatory device. It just needs more and
better SOCKETS.
--
HellPope Huey
"Polite Society" is a mangy Russian bear
on a unicycle with a bent wheel
"Every country has at least one museum that says
'Here's why we chased you out'."
- Jon Stewart
"Once the swelling goes down,
the fangs should fall out."
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 02:05:26 GMT
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noise.
--
Truths are recognized by those who recognize truth.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 04:09:11 GMT
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In article <20041210210526.12301.00001985@mb-m28.aol.com>,
kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
>>> noise.
No, I say it needs more SIGNAL. Its the NOISE whut's the PROBLEM.
--
HellPope Huey
If your keyboard is inoperable, press 3.
If you need new plastic keys, press 9.
If you play in a stupid church band
that plays out of date Eagles tunes with Christian Lyrics,
press 3 until death occurs.
"We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities."
- Pogo
"Do you want to play music
or get your Ph.D. in audio analysis?"
- James of Tuscon
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 04:21:17 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>> kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
>>>> noise.
> No, I say it needs more SIGNAL. Its the NOISE whut's the PROBLEM.
That's way too rational.
Now my head hurts.
--
Truths are recognized by those who recognize truth.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 04:49:03 GMT
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In article <20041210232117.12301.00001989@mb-m28.aol.com>,
kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >> kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
> >>>> noise.
>
> > No, I say it needs more SIGNAL. Its the NOISE whut's the PROBLEM.
>
> That's way too rational.
> Now my head hurts.
Oh, wait until it reaches down to your tits. Your nipples will feel
like hot branding irons for a week.
This Church needs more a) antibiotic oinkment or b) Anal-Ese.
--
HellPope Huey
If your keyboard is inoperable, press 3.
If you need new plastic keys, press 9.
If you play in a stupid church band
that plays out of date Eagles tunes with Christian Lyrics,
press 3 until death occurs.
"We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities."
- Pogo
"Do you want to play music
or get your Ph.D. in audio analysis?"
- James of Tuscon
Correspondent:: dblspace@aol.complex-sex (David Langlois --- Ball serves Baal)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 10:16:52 GMT
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self-launching Dobbsheads, Pleasure Saucers & Sin Goddesses
David
aka
the Rebi "Slash" Foreskin
(R/4)
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 16:06:55 GMT
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Rectal finger cots with little Pipes printed on them.
--
HellPope Huey
If your keyboard is inoperable, press 3.
If you need new plastic keys, press 9.
If you play in a stupid church band
that plays out of date Eagles tunes with Christian Lyrics,
press 3 until death occurs.
"We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities."
- Pogo
"Do you want to play music
or get your Ph.D. in audio analysis?"
- James of Tuscon
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 21:17:37 GMT
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Marzipan dildoes, giant motorized robot tongues,
German funstfukker lubricating jelly, sex farm
videos featuring members of the royal household,
private sex cabins, chocolate frop-infused butt plugs, and a really good gay
gangbang night.
---
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 13 Dec 2004 13:19:34 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:NoRestraint-
B2FA13.22482210122004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article <20041210232117.12301.00001989@mb-m28.aol.com>,
> kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >> kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
>
>> >>>> noise.
>>
>> > No, I say it needs more SIGNAL. Its the NOISE whut's the PROBLEM.
>>
>> That's way too rational.
>> Now my head hurts.
>
> Oh, wait until it reaches down to your tits. Your nipples will feel
> like hot branding irons for a week.
>
> This Church needs more a) antibiotic oinkment or b) Anal-Ese.
>
Think outside the trapezoid.... Antibiotic Anal-Eze!!
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:16:42 GMT
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kdetal wrote:
> noise.
If I didn't know any better I'd say you just started writing rock songs too.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 03:00:14 GMT
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... equilibrium. Well, a little more at some key junctures could have
worked out really swellularly.
--
HellPope Huey
Why is it so hot in here?...
Oh yeah. That stuff I did.
"Religion is kinda like nuclear power:
you split the atom this way, you get electricity;
you split it that way, you get an atomic bomb."
- Jon Stewart
"We get a something-falling from-the-sky memo every week.
We've put over 17,000 things in space
and remarkably,
not one person has been hit."
- "The West Wing"
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 10 Dec 2004 22:43:43 GMT
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>High-speed rotary rubber chicken floggings.
>
OK, but why flog Rubber Chickens?
Wouldn't it be better to flog Pinks & Norms?
Maybe we need more Chicken Choking in this church!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 13 Dec 2004 13:25:29 GMT
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mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote in
news:20041210174343.12394.00002015@mb-m28.aol.com:
>>High-speed rotary rubber chicken floggings.
>>
>
> OK, but why flog Rubber Chickens?
>
> Wouldn't it be better to flog Pinks & Norms?
>
> Maybe we need more Chicken Choking in this church!
>
>
We choke any more chickens and we'll be up to our third nostrils in Yeti-
spooged chicken gizzards. ( 4/$1.80 every Thursday )
You're new at this part of the game, eh?
Take a drag racer, turn it on it's side, remove the tires and weld rubber
chickens to the rim. Crunk it up, slam into 4th gear and proceed to massage
any pinks or members of Congress and the Senate with the result. Serves 12.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey