This is SO wrong!
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 10:59:55 -0500
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Thought it was something she ate:
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3990958/detail.html
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 16:13:51 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote:
>Thought it was something she ate:
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>http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3990958/detail.html
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That happened here, too! A doctor was prescribing
a drug to prevent miscarriage, but it had a cautionary
that it promoted tumor growth, and not to use if tumors
were present. But guess what?
I'm none too happy with doctors. Supposedly, they kill
three times as many people each year as die on US
highways each year. And hospitals are a great place
to get sick; go in for one thing, come out with something
worse. And have you listened to any of the pill ads?
The list of dangerous side effects is longer than supposed
benefits of the medicines. Some even cause leukemia!
How 'bout that Vioxx? 140,000 heart attacks and strokes
so the pharmco can make a buck.
Don't get me started.
But you'd think an ob/gyn could tell the difference
between a fetus and a tumor, huh?
The doctor should have to wear the 66-lb tumor around their neck
for a year--
Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 12:06:55 -0500
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König Prüß wrote:
> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
>>Thought it was something she ate:
>>
>>http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3990958/detail.html
>>
>>[*]
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>>
>>
>
>
> That happened here, too! A doctor was prescribing
> a drug to prevent miscarriage, but it had a cautionary
> that it promoted tumor growth, and not to use if tumors
> were present. But guess what?
>
> I'm none too happy with doctors. Supposedly, they kill
> three times as many people each year as die on US
> highways each year. And hospitals are a great place
> to get sick; go in for one thing, come out with something
> worse. And have you listened to any of the pill ads?
> The list of dangerous side effects is longer than supposed
> benefits of the medicines. Some even cause leukemia!
> How 'bout that Vioxx? 140,000 heart attacks and strokes
> so the pharmco can make a buck.
>
> Don't get me started.
>
> But you'd think an ob/gyn could tell the difference
> between a fetus and a tumor, huh?
>
> The doctor should have to wear the 66-lb tumor around their neck
> for a year--
It didn't help that the subject abnorm never went to see the doctor.
Hard to predict tumors without seeing a patient, y'know?
Rich
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:14:15 GMT
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Left Rev Egg Plant wrote:
>König Prüß wrote:
>> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>>
>>>Thought it was something she ate:
>>>
>>>http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3990958/detail.html
>>>
>>>[*]
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>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> That happened here, too! A doctor was prescribing
>> a drug to prevent miscarriage, but it had a cautionary
>> that it promoted tumor growth, and not to use if tumors
>> were present. But guess what?
>>
>> I'm none too happy with doctors. Supposedly, they kill
>> three times as many people each year as die on US
>> highways each year. And hospitals are a great place
>> to get sick; go in for one thing, come out with something
>> worse. And have you listened to any of the pill ads?
>> The list of dangerous side effects is longer than supposed
>> benefits of the medicines. Some even cause leukemia!
>> How 'bout that Vioxx? 140,000 heart attacks and strokes
>> so the pharmco can make a buck.
>>
>> Don't get me started.
>>
>> But you'd think an ob/gyn could tell the difference
>> between a fetus and a tumor, huh?
>>
>> The doctor should have to wear the 66-lb tumor around their neck
>> for a year--
>
>It didn't help that the subject abnorm never went to see the doctor.
>Hard to predict tumors without seeing a patient, y'know?
>
>Rich
Well, the tumor case here, the woman went to the doctor,
and he treated it as a pregnancy for some months, using an
anti-miscarraige drug that promoted tumor growth.
It might be hard to diagnose a tumor, but what with sonograms,
the medical team might have a clue.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 12 Dec 2004 18:05:37 GMT
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> I'm none too happy with doctors. Supposedly, they kill
>three times as many people each year as die on US
>highways each year. And hospitals are a great place
>to get sick; go in for one thing, come out with something
>worse. And have you listened to any of the pill ads?
>The list of dangerous side effects is longer than supposed
>benefits of the medicines. Some even cause leukemia!
>How 'bout that Vioxx? 140,000 heart attacks and strokes
>so the pharmco can make a buck.
>
> Don't get me started.
>
> But you'd think an ob/gyn could tell the difference
>between a fetus and a tumor, huh?
>
I think the real reasons so many Foriegn Born Doctors come to the US is:
1) Paid LOTS of MONEY!
2) Unlike other nations, we cover up for incompetant Doctors until they kill or
maime so many people they can't cover it up anymore.
And lets not forget the big kikck backs form the Drug Companies!
They are pushing their Conspiracy Pills for everything.
Yoiu can have a firm erection, younger skin, a full head of hair, liposuction,
but still die because there was not enough flu vaccine made in the US this
year. (No one makes money preventing disease you know)
I expect that in the next tebn years, dispite all these "miricle drugs," the
life expectancy of the US will drop.
We already fall behind most of Western Europe, Canada, and even Argintina and
Chile!
Just wait until 4 more years of Bush!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 18:42:09 GMT
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>> I'm none too happy with doctors. Supposedly, they kill
>>three times as many people each year as die on US
>>highways each year. And hospitals are a great place
>>to get sick; go in for one thing, come out with something
>>worse. And have you listened to any of the pill ads?
>>The list of dangerous side effects is longer than supposed
>>benefits of the medicines. Some even cause leukemia!
>>How 'bout that Vioxx? 140,000 heart attacks and strokes
>>so the pharmco can make a buck.
>>
>> Don't get me started.
>>
>> But you'd think an ob/gyn could tell the difference
>>between a fetus and a tumor, huh?
>>
>
>I think the real reasons so many Foriegn Born Doctors come to the US is:
>
>1) Paid LOTS of MONEY!
>
>2) Unlike other nations, we cover up for incompetant Doctors until they kill or
>maime so many people they can't cover it up anymore.
>
>And lets not forget the big kikck backs form the Drug Companies!
>
>They are pushing their Conspiracy Pills for everything.
>
>Yoiu can have a firm erection, younger skin, a full head of hair, liposuction,
>but still die because there was not enough flu vaccine made in the US this
>year. (No one makes money preventing disease you know)
>
>I expect that in the next tebn years, dispite all these "miricle drugs," the
>life expectancy of the US will drop.
>
>We already fall behind most of Western Europe, Canada, and even Argintina and
>Chile!
>
>Just wait until 4 more years of Bush!
>
Yeah, I just loved Rummy's comment on the armor!
"Yo, we got to scrounge in the dump for sheet to weld on!"
That guy is Sec of Defense?
http://www.moveon.org/censure/caughtonvideo/
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 11:44:42 +1100
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> I'm none too happy with doctors. Supposedly, they kill
> three times as many people each year as die on US
> highways each year.
from the article:
"Experts said the 40-year-old mother of three is living proof that the
human body is still a mystery and that it's never too late to start
trusting doctors, Butler reported."
is it possible to pinpoint the place where doctors went from trusted and
respected members of the community, to being grasping and incompetent
shills of the pharmaceutical companies?
"Time was when MD plates on a car afforded a measure of protection
against vandalism. Now doctors are subject to find their tires slashed,
MURDERING BASTARD written in soap on the windshield."
- Burroughs, The Western Lands
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 10:34:27 -0600
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 10:59:55 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>Thought it was something she ate:
>
>http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3990958/detail.html
>
>[*]
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call me sick..but I have this bizarre curiosity to see or hear video
or audio of the biopsy. Eww,
i gross myself out.
maybe they can show it at the medical anomalies musem in philadelphia.
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 11:56:03 -0500
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>>maybe they can show it at the medical anomalies musem in philadelphia.
I think they should have let it grow to term!
Maybe it was Cthulhu's offspring or something.
I once read a satire piece in the National Lampoon about how Martians
invented cancer because it made good fuel for their saucers...
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 13:46:34 -0500
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In article <16KdnXWbW7a-5SHcRVn-gw@giganews.com>, iDRMRSR
wrote:
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> I once read a satire piece in the National Lampoon about how Martians
> invented cancer because it made good fuel for their saucers...
"Satire." Yep, best place to hide that shit is right out in the open.
--
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Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 03:02:09 GMT
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In article <16KdnXWbW7a-5SHcRVn-gw@giganews.com>,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> I once read a satire piece in the National Lampoon about how Martians
> invented cancer because it made good fuel for their saucers...
and then they buzz your house at 3 a.m. with the fruits of your tumors.
No respect whatsoever.
--
HellPope Huey
Why is it so hot in here?...
Oh yeah. That stuff I did.
"Religion is kinda like nuclear power:
you split the atom this way, you get electricity;
you split it that way, you get an atomic bomb."
- Jon Stewart
"We get a something-falling from-the-sky memo every week.
We've put over 17,000 things in space
and remarkably,
not one person has been hit."
- "The West Wing"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:03:33 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 10:59:55 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
>>Thought it was something she ate:
>>
>>http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3990958/detail.html
>>
>>[*]
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>>
>
>call me sick..but I have this bizarre curiosity to see or hear video
>or audio of the biopsy. Eww,
>i gross myself out.
>maybe they can show it at the medical anomalies musem in philadelphia.
Put in a request on:
alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque
they gots lots of nice gross stuff!
Correspondent:: "Patrick"
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 14:50:01 -0500
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote in
message news:lfsor0184s4ihho1ge4hgne164u446s8oj@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 10:59:55 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
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> >Thought it was something she ate:
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> >http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3990958/detail.html
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> call me sick..but I have this bizarre curiosity to see or hear video
> or audio of the biopsy. Eww,
> i gross myself out.
> maybe they can show it at the medical anomalies musem in philadelphia.
Ahhhh yes!
The Mutter Museum
19 South 22nd Street
Philadelphia, PA 19103-3097
http://www.collphyphil.org/muttpg1.shtml
The Museum's collections include over
20,000 objects, including fluid-preserved
anatomical and pathological specimens,
medical instruments, anatomical and pathological
models, items of memorabilia of famous scientists
and physicians, and medical illustrations.
View the Museum's new OB-GYN instrument
collection databse, developed with a Museum
Project grant from the Pennsylvania Historical
and Museum Commission.
(I'm just wondering if Doktor Duma thinks he just hit the tumo-lottery
cause he'll get to write a paper on this in a future NEJoM or JAMA
and do speaking engagements at MD Conferences with all the
networking perks they bring..?)
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 16:31:08 -0800
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
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> call me sick..but I have this bizarre curiosity to see or hear video
> or audio of the biopsy. Eww,
> i gross myself out.
> maybe they can show it at the medical anomalies musem in philadelphia.
You're sick. They have a good museum at Johns Hopkins containing, among
other things, the bullet which killed Lincoln and the section of his
spinal cord through which it passed. The Roman surgical tools were
pretty impressive too. And the wall of brain sections.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 18:44:37 -0600
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 16:31:08 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
>>
>> call me sick..but I have this bizarre curiosity to see or hear video
>> or audio of the biopsy. Eww,
>> i gross myself out.
>> maybe they can show it at the medical anomalies musem in philadelphia.
>
>You're sick. They have a good museum at Johns Hopkins containing, among
>other things, the bullet which killed Lincoln and the section of his
>spinal cord through which it passed. The Roman surgical tools were
>pretty impressive too. And the wall of brain sections.
Excellent. All in the name of science.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 13 Dec 2004 22:56:12 GMT
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>You're sick. They have a good museum at Johns Hopkins containing, among
>other things, the bullet which killed Lincoln and the section of his
>spinal cord through which it passed. The Roman surgical tools were
>pretty impressive too. And the wall of brain sections.
>
>
A guy in Germany volunteered to have his body encased in lucite, and then cut
in half as a display. I think its at the Duestches Mueseum in Munich.
I saw the photos. Even split his pecker down the middle!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 14 Dec 2004 01:04:02 GMT
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The Museum of the College of Physicians in Philly --
the Mutter Museum -- already some great examples
of big tumors all taxidermied up and coming apart
at the seams.
I hear the German and eastern European medical
museums are wild -- they have a much longer
history to draw on.
The lady who ran the Mutter died a couple of
months ago. I don't expect she'll become an
exhibit.
The last time I was there a lot had changed since
I haunted the joint back in the early '80s.
The skeletal mutant stillborns were my favorite.
The bisected-trisected head was my least favorite.
Head cheese. Joe Coleman has used that as a
subject several times. He even went to one in
Prague or someplace that let him do an autopsy.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 11:41:29 -0700
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iDRMRSR wrote:
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> Thought it was something she ate:
>
> http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3990958/detail.html
Maybe they just *told* her it was a tumor.
Maybe it was something else.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name