TiVo
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:19:37 -0500
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I TiVo in the morning
And I TiVo late at night
I TiVo in the afternoon
When the sun is shining bright
I TiVo in the bathroom
And I TiVo in the hall
I really love to TiVo
It's the bestest verb of all!
Verb of allll!
Verb of allll!
"To TiVo" is the bestest verb of allll!
Verb of allll!
Verb of allll!
I really love to TiVo
Especially
In a public
Bathroom stallllllllllllllllll!
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 14:30:13 -0800
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:19:37 -0500, Artemia Salina
wrote:
>I TiVo in the morning
>And I TiVo late at night
>I TiVo in the afternoon
>When the sun is shining bright
>
>I TiVo in the bathroom
>And I TiVo in the hall
>I really love to TiVo
>It's the bestest verb of all!
>
>Verb of allll!
>Verb of allll!
>"To TiVo" is the bestest verb of allll!
>Verb of allll!
>Verb of allll!
>
>I really love to TiVo
>Especially
>In a public
>Bathroom stallllllllllllllllll!
you should work for their marketing department. Here is a link on the
tivo web site labelled "What is TiVo?"
"Only TiVo® is so smart, it's simple to use. Just choose a TiVo® box
and activate the TiVo® service for just $12.95/mo. to get all the
entertainment you care about. TiVo automatically finds and digitally
records up to 140 hours of programming you want—your favorite show,
every Coppola movie, home improvement programs, Dora cartoons,
whatever you choose—all while you're out living life. Plus, pause,
rewind and slo-mo live TV."
That is the most fucking retarded copy I have read in a long time.
Not to mention not really being much of an answer to the question
"what is tivo?"
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Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 11:35:39 +1100
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> Not to mention not really being much of an answer to the question
> "what is tivo?"
it is a degenerative neural disorder affecting the muscles of the anus
and rectum, causing painful spasms and clenching. makes it difficult for
the fashion-conscious to get a broomstick up there.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 03:08:22 GMT
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In article <3246e2F3ic8chU1@individual.net>,
nikolai kingsley wrote:
> > Not to mention not really being much of an answer to the question
> > "what is tivo?"
> >
> it is a degenerative neural disorder affecting the muscles of the anus
> and rectum, causing painful spasms and clenching. makes it difficult for
> the fashion-conscious to get a broomstick up there.
Are you kidding? They're not just wearing them now: they're shooting
for DISTANCE. A damned city alderman here expelled a golf club that way
Wednesday afternoon and almost put my eye out from 3 miles away. Screw
aluminum; you need a TITANIUM hat these days. The beams MAY get you, but
the Butthole Stealth Projectile will knock you on your ass.
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Oh yeah. That stuff I did.
"Religion is kinda like nuclear power:
you split the atom this way, you get electricity;
you split it that way, you get an atomic bomb."
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We've put over 17,000 things in space
and remarkably,
not one person has been hit."
- "The West Wing"
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 22:17:57 -0500
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 14:30:13 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:19:37 -0500, Artemia Salina
> wrote:
>
>>I TiVo in the morning
>>And I TiVo late at night
>>I TiVo in the afternoon
>>When the sun is shining bright
>>
>>I TiVo in the bathroom
>>And I TiVo in the hall
>>I really love to TiVo
>>It's the bestest verb of all!
>>
>>Verb of allll!
>>Verb of allll!
>>"To TiVo" is the bestest verb of allll!
>>Verb of allll!
>>Verb of allll!
>>
>>I really love to TiVo
>>Especially
>>In a public
>>Bathroom stallllllllllllllllll!
>
> you should work for their marketing department.
I'd get fired before I even covered my desk with fruit stickers.
From the Drudge Report:
"TiVo is sending news organizations cease-and-desist letters
to keep them from using TiVo as a verb... Developing..."
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 22:35:30 -0800
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On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 22:17:57 -0500, Artemia Salina
wrote:
>On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 14:30:13 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> you should work for their marketing department.
>
>I'd get fired before I even covered my desk with fruit stickers.
>
>From the Drudge Report:
>
>"TiVo is sending news organizations cease-and-desist letters
>to keep them from using TiVo as a verb... Developing..."