Wanna laugh?
Correspondent:: " Bob Moore"
Date: Sat, 4 Dec 2004 11:56:55 -0500
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Little Billy: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months
later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 10:40:20 -0700
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Ha-ha. You use Outlook Express.
What a joke.
--
"We're going to take things away from
you on behalf of the common good."
-- Hillary Clinton
Correspondent:: "U. M. Zaporets"
Date: Sat, 4 Dec 2004 16:54:31 -0700
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:41B1F684.6289@succeeds.com...
> Ha-ha. You use Outlook Express.
>
> What a joke.
>
>
> --
> "We're going to take things away from
> you on behalf of the common good."
> -- Hillary Clinton
Hey now, I use Outlook Express. But only out of sheer laziness.
Correspondent:: "U. M. Zaporets"
Date: Sat, 4 Dec 2004 16:53:08 -0700
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" Bob Moore" wrote in message
news:PYlsd.39681$Ch2.31439@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
> Little Billy: Daddy, how was I born?
Choke on cock.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 06:37:00 GMT
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In article ,
" Bob Moore" wrote:
> Little Billy: Daddy, how was I born?
>
> DAD: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
>
> Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
>
> Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
>
> We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
> from my hard drive.
>
> As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
> used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
> months
> later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
>
> You've Got Male!
You should be jabbed with pointed things until you die, but they should
be slightly blunted first so it takes a while.
--
HellPope Huey
Yes, I did indeed slap your skank mama. What of it?
"The leathery, undeteriorative and
almost indestructable quality
was an inherent attribute
of the thing's form of organization
and pertained to some paleogean cycle
of invertebrate evolution
utterly beyond our powers of speculation."
- H. P. Lovecraft
"More reliable than my shoes and as pretty as my hair."
- user review of Yamaha's CS6X synthesizer
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 05 Dec 2004 21:58:58 GMT
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>Little Billy: Daddy, how was I born?
>
>DAD: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
>
>Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
>
>Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
>
>We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
>from my hard drive.
>
>As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
>used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
>months
>later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
>
>You've Got Male!
>
>
>
>
>
Too bad Mommy donwloaded that virus from you too. can we visit her grave?
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 21:25:05 -0800
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Bob Moore wrote:
>
> Little Billy: Daddy, how was I born?
>
> DAD: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
>
> Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
>
> Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
>
> We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
> from my hard drive.
>
> As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
> used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
> months
> later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
>
> You've Got Male!
I think that's cute! LOL!