What's with these $4.95 domain registries?
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 20:07:06 -0800
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I am contemplating the purchase of a domain name for one year and I saw
these cheapo domain things and when I go to look at the site I can't
even figure out what they are talking about. All I want is
"everystreet.com" or something like that as a site to report on my 2005
project of riding my bike down every street in Portland Oregon. Nothing
fancy. Just something I can upload my own html to without any ads. I
wanted to use one of the many blog sites but I can't even log onto any
of them with my archaic 20th century computor which incredibly only runs
netscape 4.7 and they all need like version 7 or something.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 04:13:01 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> I am contemplating the purchase of a domain name for one year and I saw
> these cheapo domain things and when I go to look at the site I can't
> even figure out what they are talking about. All I want is
> "everystreet.com" or something like that as a site to report on my 2005
> project of riding my bike down every street in Portland Oregon. Nothing
> fancy. Just something I can upload my own html to without any ads. I
> wanted to use one of the many blog sites but I can't even log onto any
> of them with my archaic 20th century computor which incredibly only runs
> netscape 4.7 and they all need like version 7 or something.
You don't have a newer computer yet?
Try:
http://www.freecycling.org/
I'd like to bike around 60th&Salmon
Mt. Tabor, it's the only dormant volcano
within city limits in the continental US--
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 02:55:19 -0500
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 20:07:06 -0800, nenslo wrote:
> All I want is
> "everystreet.com" or something like that as a site to report on my 2005
> project of riding my bike down every street in Portland Oregon. Nothing
> fancy. Just something I can upload my own html to without any ads.
I don't know whether netscape's version would come into play, but doesn't
your ISP provide you with complimentary web space? My ISP does, and you
upload html, pics, etc. via ftp. No ads either.
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Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 21:11:02 -0800
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Artemia Salina wrote:
>
> On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 20:07:06 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
> > All I want is
> > "everystreet.com" or something like that as a site to report on my 2005
> > project of riding my bike down every street in Portland Oregon. Nothing
> > fancy. Just something I can upload my own html to without any ads.
>
> I don't know whether netscape's version would come into play, but doesn't
> your ISP provide you with complimentary web space? My ISP does, and you
> upload html, pics, etc. via ftp. No ads either.
>
Yeah but it has a pretty long url and to get a shorter one you have to
buy it and just have it bounce people to the long one. I think.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 02:00:59 -0500
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 21:11:02 -0800, nenslo wrote:
> Artemia Salina wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 20:07:06 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>>
>> > All I want is
>> > "everystreet.com" or something like that as a site to report on my 2005
>> > project of riding my bike down every street in Portland Oregon. Nothing
>> > fancy. Just something I can upload my own html to without any ads.
>>
>> I don't know whether netscape's version would come into play, but doesn't
>> your ISP provide you with complimentary web space? My ISP does, and you
>> upload html, pics, etc. via ftp. No ads either.
>>
>
> Yeah but it has a pretty long url and to get a shorter one you have to
> buy it and just have it bounce people to the long one. I think.
Sounds like all you need then is something like:
http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/domains/feat.php
Which is cheap domain redirection. They don't say if you can point to
a specific URL, like, www.everystreet.us --> www.nenslos-isp.com/users/nenslo/biking_report.html
but I think that would be necessary for what you want. I guess you'll
have to call and ask.
What I REALLY don't understand is, how did they know that my home
address is 1234 Main Street?? Man, that's creepy.
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 23:27:02 -0800
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On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 02:00:59 -0500, Artemia Salina
wrote:
>On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 21:11:02 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>> Artemia Salina wrote:
>>>
>>> On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 20:07:06 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>>>
>>> > All I want is
>>> > "everystreet.com" or something like that as a site to report on my 2005
>>> > project of riding my bike down every street in Portland Oregon. Nothing
>>> > fancy. Just something I can upload my own html to without any ads.
>>>
>>> I don't know whether netscape's version would come into play, but doesn't
>>> your ISP provide you with complimentary web space? My ISP does, and you
>>> upload html, pics, etc. via ftp. No ads either.
>>>
>>
>> Yeah but it has a pretty long url and to get a shorter one you have to
>> buy it and just have it bounce people to the long one. I think.
>
>Sounds like all you need then is something like:
>
>http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/domains/feat.php
>
>Which is cheap domain redirection. They don't say if you can point to
>a specific URL, like, www.everystreet.us --> www.nenslos-isp.com/users/nenslo/biking_report.html
>but I think that would be necessary for what you want. I guess you'll
>have to call and ask.
>
>What I REALLY don't understand is, how did they know that my home
>address is 1234 Main Street?? Man, that's creepy.
Pretty much any registrar will do domain redirection for you. All you
really need to do is put up a small page that redirects to page X,
just a small HTML page with a little javascript.
You can, potentially, do something more sophisticated, where
everystreet.us/biking_report.html will map to
www.nenslos-isp.com/users/nenslo/biking_report.html , and so on. In
other words if you do the HTML right, the visitor never sees the long
URL, just the everystreet.us one
for the most part though, it is a pain in the butt to do it that way
and doesn't serve much purpose.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I'm single... I'm divorced from reality.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 10:11:41 -0800
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 20:07:06 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>I am contemplating the purchase of a domain name for one year and I saw
>these cheapo domain things and when I go to look at the site I can't
>even figure out what they are talking about. All I want is
>"everystreet.com" or something like that as a site to report on my 2005
>project of riding my bike down every street in Portland Oregon. Nothing
>fancy. Just something I can upload my own html to without any ads. I
>wanted to use one of the many blog sites but I can't even log onto any
>of them with my archaic 20th century computor which incredibly only runs
>netscape 4.7 and they all need like version 7 or something.
everystreet.com is already taken, by some douchebag who registers
large numbers of common domain names purely so that people like you
will have to pay him for them.
Go here:
http://tinyurl.com/6mqrt
you should be able to manuever their web site with your commodore 64
ok, you can register everystreet.net or a bunch of other first level
domains and upload HTML and so on.
Somebody reply to this, nenslo has me killfiled because I'm not pure
of heart or something.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I find that I get a meaningful response when I refer to christians as
"lion food".
Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Sat, 4 Dec 2004 13:33:21 -0500
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:68v3r0lpuq0gekqdg9ffqlpqh3opvuho1j@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 20:07:06 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>>I am contemplating the purchase of a domain name for one year and I saw
>>these cheapo domain things and when I go to look at the site I can't
>>even figure out what they are talking about. All I want is
>>"everystreet.com" or something like that as a site to report on my 2005
>>project of riding my bike down every street in Portland Oregon. Nothing
>>fancy. Just something I can upload my own html to without any ads. I
>>wanted to use one of the many blog sites but I can't even log onto any
>>of them with my archaic 20th century computor which incredibly only runs
>>netscape 4.7 and they all need like version 7 or something.
>
> everystreet.com is already taken, by some douchebag who registers
> large numbers of common domain names purely so that people like you
> will have to pay him for them.
>
> Go here:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/6mqrt
>
> you should be able to manuever their web site with your commodore 64
> ok, you can register everystreet.net or a bunch of other first level
> domains and upload HTML and so on.
>
> Somebody reply to this, nenslo has me killfiled because I'm not pure
> of heart or something.
Ya, your isp will likely provide you enough space. You can then cheaply
register a domain, and have it redirect to your isp's space. My company will
register a domain for 1,2 and 3 years for $30, $50 and $70 (CDN!), and set
up a redirect to the actual content for like $4.00 a month. We will actually
register the domain AND host the site for $14.95 a month (CDN!).
http://www.start.ca/services/web.php
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 19:06:02 -0000
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"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote in
news:Spnsd.30605$Ad3.2307524@news20.bellglobal.com:
> $14.95 a month (CDN!).
>
What is that, like 37 cents in real money (USD)?
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 11:55:04 -0800
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On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 19:06:02 -0000, phy wrote:
>"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote in
>news:Spnsd.30605$Ad3.2307524@news20.bellglobal.com:
>
>> $14.95 a month (CDN!).
>>
>
>What is that, like 37 cents in real money (USD)?
Or $50,000 US if you want to trade it in flu shots.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
That simple minded sfb snorted enough coke to build bin
Laden's mountain fortress. Let's see him stand before a
wartime tribunal.
- John Starret
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 22:20:51 -0000
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Zapanaz wrote in
news:2g54r0t7ecfn43svrkgmqve6m8bfi4kbe3@4ax.com:
>>What is that, like 37 cents in real money (USD)?
>
> Or $50,000 US if you want to trade it in flu shots.
>
It's a deal. I hate to think I have to rely on the newsgroup for my health
prevention advice.
-phy
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 20:52:10 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> Somebody reply to this, nenslo has me killfiled because I'm not pure
> of heart or something.
I think he was talking about PUREE of Heart.
Didn't you sign up for the last X-Day Pot Luck?
--
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the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 21:19:08 -0800
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Eddie Vroom wrote:
>
> Zapanaz wrote:
>
> > Somebody reply to this, nenslo has me killfiled because I'm not pure
> > of heart or something.
>
> I think he was talking about PUREE of Heart.
>
> Didn't you sign up for the last X-Day Pot Luck?
>
I have told Joe Cosby repeatedly I killfiled him because he is a
reactionary ninnified dumbass. He emailed me once and asked if I really
hate him or if he is just a foil and I didn't email back to tell him he
is not so much a foil as he is Saran wrap. Transparent, clingy, and
always getting stuck on the wrong thing, usually himself.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 22:21:55 -0800
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 21:19:08 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>I have told Joe Cosby repeatedly I killfiled him because he is a
>reactionary ninnified dumbass.
You came up with "reactionary" last week, grampa. I have long since
taken for granted whatever you do is for inexplicable random reasons
of your own I would never be able to or want to decipher.
>He emailed me once and asked if I really
>hate him or if he is just a foil and I didn't email back to tell him he
>is not so much a foil as he is Saran wrap. Transparent, clingy, and
>always getting stuck on the wrong thing, usually himself.
yeah yeah yeah that is the third time you have subtly slipped that in
there for me. Whatever the fuck it's supposed to mean. Clever play
on words I guess. Sorry I asked.
Have a nice life, maybe you'll get lucky and a poodle will wander into
your yard next week so you can bite it.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Why so happy to laugh with your mouth shut?
You should laugh like a flower, without a care.
Love that leaps from the soul is not the same thing
As love you hang round your neck by a string.
- Rumi
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 02:19:54 GMT
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Joe Cosby wrote:
>nenslo wrote:
>
>>I have told Joe Cosby repeatedly I killfiled him because he is a
>>reactionary ninnified dumbass.
>
>You came up with "reactionary" last week, grampa. I have long since
>taken for granted whatever you do is for inexplicable random reasons
>of your own I would never be able to or want to decipher.
But I like Joe Cosby AND Nenslo. What could this possibly mean?
--
Truths are recognized by those who recognize truth.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 04:14:04 GMT
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In article <20041210211954.12301.00001986@mb-m28.aol.com>,
kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
> Joe Cosby wrote:
> >nenslo wrote:
> >
> >>I have told Joe Cosby repeatedly I killfiled him because he is a
> >>reactionary ninnified dumbass.
> >
> >You came up with "reactionary" last week, grampa. I have long since
> >taken for granted whatever you do is for inexplicable random reasons
> >of your own I would never be able to or want to decipher.
>
> But I like Joe Cosby AND Nenslo. What could this possibly mean?
That your meds are in perfect balance, which heralds the inevitable
point at which one begins to fail and the others subsequently come
crashing down like a pyramid of drunken cheerleaders. Then you'll be
back in Yeti IMbalance and be able to properly hate both their living
guts again like the rest of us do. No, that's the demon speaking, I LOVE
those guys!
Its all a ruse anyway; if you got them in the same room, they'd be
relatively polite instead of having a death match with monkey wrenches
the way you'd expect and then you'd be pissed.
--
HellPope Huey
If your keyboard is inoperable, press 3.
If you need new plastic keys, press 9.
If you play in a stupid church band
that plays out of date Eagles tunes with Christian Lyrics,
press 3 until death occurs.
"We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities."
- Pogo
"Do you want to play music
or get your Ph.D. in audio analysis?"
- James of Tuscon
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 00:19:58 -0800
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On 11 Dec 2004 02:19:54 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
>But I like Joe Cosby AND Nenslo. What could this possibly mean?
Well I'll do a 3-way if it would get you in bed. But nenslo has to
wear a plastic bag over his head.
And a gag. And a straightjacket. And a full-body condom. And
stirrups. And a little french-maid outfit. And an iron maiden.
oh and a Goofy mask, Goofy from the walt disney cartoons. I've always
wanted to do Goofy.
http://www.leaptoad.com/ahp/florida/goofy.jpg
TELL ME THAT'S NOT HOT. gwan.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"I'm not saying it's safe for humans. I'm not saying it's unsafe for
humans. All I'm saying is it that it makes hermaphrodites of frogs."
- Tyrone B. Hayes of the University of California at Berkeley
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 14:37:01 GMT
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>But I like Joe Cosby AND Nenslo. What could this possibly mean?
>
>Well I'll do a 3-way if it would get you in bed. But nenslo has to
>wear a plastic bag over his head.
>
>And a gag. And a straightjacket. And a full-body condom. And
>stirrups. And a little french-maid outfit. And an iron maiden.
>
>oh and a Goofy mask, Goofy from the walt disney cartoons. I've always
>wanted to do Goofy.
>
>http://www.leaptoad.com/ahp/florida/goofy.jpg
>
>TELL ME THAT'S NOT HOT. gwan.
Three's a crowd.
But let me know when Goofy's available.
--
Truths are recognized by those who recognize truth.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:46:24 GMT
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kdetal wrote:
> Joe Cosby wrote:
>>nenslo wrote:
>>
>>>I have told Joe Cosby repeatedly I killfiled him because he is a
>>>reactionary ninnified dumbass.
>>
>>You came up with "reactionary" last week, grampa. I have long since
>>taken for granted whatever you do is for inexplicable random reasons
>>of your own I would never be able to or want to decipher.
>
> But I like Joe Cosby AND Nenslo. What could this possibly mean?
Not everything has to mean something, dammit.
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 12 Dec 2004 19:07:32 GMT
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Vertigo wrote:
>kdetal wrote:
>> Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>nenslo wrote:
>>>
>>>>I have told Joe Cosby repeatedly I killfiled him because he is a
>>>>reactionary ninnified dumbass.
>>>
>>>You came up with "reactionary" last week, grampa. I have long since
>>>taken for granted whatever you do is for inexplicable random reasons
>>>of your own I would never be able to or want to decipher.
>>
>> But I like Joe Cosby AND Nenslo. What could this possibly mean?
>Not everything has to mean something, dammit.
Ok, this is the second or third thing I've red from you where either your sense
of humor has gone out the window or...no I don't think there is an *or*.
What happened to the droll cosmopolitian slightly idealistic pseudo
psychological off kilter Vertigo?
It's the politics man. I swear, it starts eating your soul and you don't even
know it.
--
Truths are recognized by those who recognize truth.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 03:14:11 GMT
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In article <20041212140732.12301.00002044@mb-m28.aol.com>,
kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
> What happened to the droll cosmopolitian slightly idealistic pseudo
> psychological off kilter Vertigo?
He was dragged off to be forced into multiple-butt-snu-snu encounters
with a cadre of leather-clad lesbians. He'll never be the same, poor
fellow. They'll break him.
--
HellPope Huey
Why is it so hot in here?...
Oh yeah. That stuff I did.
"Religion is kinda like nuclear power:
you split the atom this way, you get electricity;
you split it that way, you get an atomic bomb."
- Jon Stewart
"We get a something-falling from-the-sky memo every week.
We've put over 17,000 things in space
and remarkably,
not one person has been hit."
- "The West Wing"
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2004 22:16:26 GMT
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kdetal wrote:
> Vertigo wrote:
>
>>kdetal wrote:
>>> Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>>nenslo wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>I have told Joe Cosby repeatedly I killfiled him because he is a
>>>>>reactionary ninnified dumbass.
>>>>
>>>>You came up with "reactionary" last week, grampa. I have long since
>>>>taken for granted whatever you do is for inexplicable random reasons
>>>>of your own I would never be able to or want to decipher.
>>>
>>> But I like Joe Cosby AND Nenslo. What could this possibly mean?
>
>>Not everything has to mean something, dammit.
>
> Ok, this is the second or third thing I've red from you where either your sense
> of humor has gone out the window or...no I don't think there is an *or*.
There's an "or."
> What happened to the droll cosmopolitian slightly idealistic pseudo
> psychological off kilter Vertigo?
Writing more, posting less.
> It's the politics man. I swear, it starts eating your soul and you don't even
> know it.
Came to the same conclusion myself. It's not as bad as telemarketing,
but it still slowly digests the soul.
So the political thing is on the back burner for the time being. Lately
I've been channeling all my and irony and vitriol into making badass
rock music. It's better for my sanity, I think.
But you might be right; since all the pathos gets poured into the music,
at the end of the day I can get so goddamn sincere I make myself sick.
I was subjected to a "relationship movie" (aka Chick Flick) last night,
and actually ended up LIKING it.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2004 23:24:11 GMT
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In article <_CJvd.8769$nE7.7000@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com>,
Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> But you might be right; since all the pathos gets poured into the music,
> at the end of the day I can get so goddamn sincere I make myself sick.
> I was subjected to a "relationship movie" (aka Chick Flick) last night,
> and actually ended up LIKING it.
Uh oh, you're going to grow a vagina now.
--
HellPope Huey
Everyone put your left shoe in this bag
or the kid here GETS it
I was brought up in that other service;
but I knew from the first that the Devil
was my natural master and captain and friend.
I saw that he was in the right
and that the world cringed to his conqueror only from fear.
- George Bernard Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple"
God does not play dice with the universe;
He plays an ineffable game of his own devising,
which might be compared,
from the perspective of any of the other players,
to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker
in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes,
with a dealer who won't tell you the rules
and who smiles all the time.
- Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 03:29:00 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <_CJvd.8769$nE7.7000@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com>,
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>
>> But you might be right; since all the pathos gets poured into the music,
>> at the end of the day I can get so goddamn sincere I make myself sick.
>> I was subjected to a "relationship movie" (aka Chick Flick) last night,
>> and actually ended up LIKING it.
>
> Uh oh, you're going to grow a vagina now.
At least it won't turn me GAY.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 04:35:49 GMT
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In article <0cOvd.32869$Rf1.2884@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com>,
Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article <_CJvd.8769$nE7.7000@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com>,
> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> >
> >> But you might be right; since all the pathos gets poured into the music,
> >> at the end of the day I can get so goddamn sincere I make myself sick.
> >> I was subjected to a "relationship movie" (aka Chick Flick) last night,
> >> and actually ended up LIKING it.
> >
> > Uh oh, you're going to grow a vagina now.
>
> At least it won't turn me GAY.
It could also cause you to become uniquely appealing to many an admirer
at Brushwood.
--
HellPope Huey
Everyone put your left shoe in this bag
or the kid here GETS it
I was brought up in that other service;
but I knew from the first that the Devil
was my natural master and captain and friend.
I saw that he was in the right
and that the world cringed to his conqueror only from fear.
- George Bernard Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple"
God does not play dice with the universe;
He plays an ineffable game of his own devising,
which might be compared,
from the perspective of any of the other players,
to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker
in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes,
with a dealer who won't tell you the rules
and who smiles all the time.
- Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2004 20:41:52 -0800
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On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 04:35:49 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>In article <0cOvd.32869$Rf1.2884@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com>,
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>> > In article <_CJvd.8769$nE7.7000@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com>,
>> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>> >
>> >> But you might be right; since all the pathos gets poured into the music,
>> >> at the end of the day I can get so goddamn sincere I make myself sick.
>> >> I was subjected to a "relationship movie" (aka Chick Flick) last night,
>> >> and actually ended up LIKING it.
>> >
>> > Uh oh, you're going to grow a vagina now.
>>
>> At least it won't turn me GAY.
>
> It could also cause you to become uniquely appealing to many an admirer
>at Brushwood.
Try to grow teeth on the vagina and teach it to whistle. You'll be
the belle of the ball.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my
brain and had sex with me."
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 21:28:43 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 04:35:49 GMT, HellPope Huey
> wrote:
> > >In article <0cOvd.32869$Rf1.2884@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com>,
> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> >> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >> > In article <_CJvd.8769$nE7.7000@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com>,
> >> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> But you might be right; since all the pathos gets poured into the music,
> >> >> at the end of the day I can get so goddamn sincere I make myself sick.
> >> >> I was subjected to a "relationship movie" (aka Chick Flick) last night,
> >> >> and actually ended up LIKING it.
> >> >
> >> > Uh oh, you're going to grow a vagina now.
> >>
> >> At least it won't turn me GAY.
> >
> > It could also cause you to become uniquely appealing to many an admirer
> >at Brushwood.
>
> Try to grow teeth on the vagina and teach it to whistle. You'll be
> the belle of the ball.
Or the balls, which you bite off. Damn, with a rig like that, a gal
would be lucky to nab the drunken janitor. Its asking too much unless
you have a metal one like that X-Men guy.
--
HellPope Huey
Lewd Interpretive Dance Done
In The Privacy Of Your Own Home; by the hour.
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy.
I only wish to be entertained
by some of your grosser reminiscences.
- Alexander Woolcott
"'Black Dracula' is now a congressman from West Virginia."
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 16:20:42 -0800
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On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 21:28:43 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
> Or the balls, which you bite off. Damn, with a rig like that, a gal
>would be lucky to nab the drunken janitor. Its asking too much unless
>you have a metal one like that X-Men guy.
nah it's the first law of show business, give them something they've
never seen before and they will flock in like magpies. Something
soul-crushing and horrifying is even better. What do you suppose is
the hit rate for rotten.com versus the foxtail lady's poetry club?
http://p221.ezboard.com/ffoxtailsacadamyfrm13
at least they had the sense to show a little T&A or they prolly
wouldn't have showed up in google at all.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Bummelanten vereinigen!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 02:26:25 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 21:28:43 GMT, HellPope Huey
> wrote:
>
> > Or the balls, which you bite off. Damn, with a rig like that, a gal
> >would be lucky to nab the drunken janitor. Its asking too much unless
> >you have a metal one like that X-Men guy.
>
> nah it's the first law of show business, give them something they've
> never seen before and they will flock in like magpies. Something
> soul-crushing and horrifying is even better. What do you suppose is
> the hit rate for rotten.com versus the foxtail lady's poetry club?
>
> http://p221.ezboard.com/ffoxtailsacadamyfrm13
>
> at least they had the sense to show a little T&A or they prolly
> wouldn't have showed up in google at all.
If they'd show more pink, their hit rate would spiral upwards madly.
People have too little business sense these days.
--
HellPope Huey
Lewd Interpretive Dance Done
In The Privacy Of Your Own Home; by the hour.
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy.
I only wish to be entertained
by some of your grosser reminiscences.
- Alexander Woolcott
"'Black Dracula' is now a congressman from West Virginia."
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 05 Dec 2004 04:18:27 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
>Somebody reply to this, nenslo has me >killfiled because I'm not pure
>of heart or something.
What *are* you pure of?
--
" 'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds." -RAW
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 20:48:07 -0800
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On 05 Dec 2004 04:18:27 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>
>>Somebody reply to this, nenslo has me >killfiled because I'm not pure
>>of heart or something.
>
>What *are* you pure of?
sports trivia.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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HAPPY PASSOVER ... and don't forget to nail a baby's foreskin to your
door, to keep God away.
- Reverend Ivan Stang