When I grow up I wanna be a Person of Interest.
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 22:54:34 GMT
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http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:22:10 -0700
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Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
>
I want disturbed teenagers to have sexual
anxiety about me for a thousand years.
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"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 01:09:23 GMT
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In article <41C37832.D03@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> I want disturbed teenagers to have sexual
> anxiety about me for a thousand years.
I want an 11 x 14 color glossy of Blackout blowing Bob Dean. It'd be
such a natural and everything.... I mean, The Book of the SubGenius
isn't making the Jehovah's Witnesses run from my door as fast as it used
to, so I need to up the ante. They'll not only sprint like friggin'
deer, it will surely keep flies and roaches away like a champ. Talk
about yer modern Medusa-head replacement, whooo doggies.
--
HellPope Huey
I feel like an iguana lizard
being mailed cross-country
in a cardboard box
Electricity is actually made up
of extremely tiny particles called electrons,
that you cannot see with the naked eye
unless you have been drinking.
- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
I never minded bowing,
as that is a show of mutual respect,
but BENDING OVER
just exposes your neck to their axes.
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 18 Dec 2004 10:18:25 -0800
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Just sand the Jehovahs Witnesses or Mormon's ass & pour turpentine on
it.
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 18 Dec 2004 10:20:42 -0800
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Can also work with a Dremel tool & a squirt from a turkey baster filled
with iodine.