Why Tentacles are so great?

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 4 Dec 2004 18:20:42 -0500

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First they tackles ya,
Then they tickles ya!

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Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 06:25:47 +1100

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> First they tackles ya,
> Then they tickles ya!

you can theoretically go places with a tentacle you can't with a fist.

Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 06 Dec 2004 06:00:12 GMT

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they're like having hundreds of
mouths all over your fingers

they're like a dues-paying membership --
a lot of suckers

more fun than an elephant trunk

you can open locks and jars and dig into
shells and pull a trigger and the pin on a
hand grenade, hug your honey with two
arms, fuck her and finger her all at the
same time

if you bit your fingers you'd be having sushi

Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat