Why cant the yetis invoke foreskins?
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 13:13:12 GMT
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I have a problem gellow subgeni,
I've been thinking about this for many years, and that is why think about
thinking? like what the fuck is that all about? a thought to satisfy another
thought?
something smells funny here, next thing you know Americans are going to be
screaming in the streets saying Why does a thought enter in to plainly into
the holly wood?
Even the above is so misconstrued so infantile and boorish, so
mis-everything yet as a thought it exists, what does that say about thought?
Is thinking about a thought a terrible curse of mind or is mind a terrible
curse of the Yeti?
Why think at all?
Are we taught by other thoughts to think? What does Bob say? And besides all
that, why do foreskins smell so tempting? I ask this as a man who has a
large HB pencil!?
- more then 67% of semi-erect proletariats know that 40% of men think about
semen production at least 2% of a given month
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 08:58:20 -0600
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On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 13:13:12 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
wrote:
>I have a problem gellow subgeni,
>
>I've been thinking about this for many years, and that is why think about
>thinking? like what the fuck is that all about? a thought to satisfy another
>thought?
>something smells funny here, next thing you know Americans are going to be
>screaming in the streets saying Why does a thought enter in to plainly into
>the holly wood?
>
>Even the above is so misconstrued so infantile and boorish, so
>mis-everything yet as a thought it exists, what does that say about thought?
>
>Is thinking about a thought a terrible curse of mind or is mind a terrible
>curse of the Yeti?
>
>Why think at all?
>
>Are we taught by other thoughts to think? What does Bob say? And besides all
>that, why do foreskins smell so tempting? I ask this as a man who has a
>large HB pencil!?
>
>- more then 67% of semi-erect proletariats know that 40% of men think about
>semen production at least 2% of a given month
>
you know what. If you are not married, I know the perfect gal for you.
She goes by "no" on the yahoo subgenius list. Something about 'Bob'
the Bunny.
Huey, what do you think?
Salacia
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 16:18:10 GMT
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In article ,
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>>> Huey, what do you think?
I think it highly unfair that I got up all back-achy, had a Vicodin and
a swig of schnapps for breakfast and then the Batman cartoon was a
rerun. Life is so cruel.
Aw, who am I kiddin'? Iraqi kids would shit a land mine to have a day
like that.
Anyway, Yetikin should fuck but not reproduce, if at all possible. For
every Geddyn who reproduces, there are TEN THOUSAND who squirt out new
Bob Deans. AIEEE!!!!
STOP THE SUBGENIUS TEN THOUSAND!!! KILL "BOB'S" SPERMS NOW!!!!!!!
--
HellPope Huey
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