Why do so many men hate their testicles today ????

Correspondent:: zendo_joystick_ankh_hero@yahoo.com.br (Bruno Beam)
Date: 12 Dec 2004 02:56:01 -0800

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Every day I see men cutting off their balls and throwing them away or
eating them.

Why do more and more men want to become eunuchs? Is there a secret
eunuch virus somewhere?


Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 06:40:14 -0700

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Bruno Beam wrote:
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> Every day I see men cutting off their balls
> and throwing them away or eating them.

I think the question should be why you hang
out at places where men do this.

--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 11:26:42 -0800

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Bruno Beam wrote:
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> Every day I see men cutting off their balls
> and throwing them away or eating them.

You should really never drop acid and go to a Benihana's restaurant
again.


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International Satanic Conspiracy
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it's times like this that make me wish for a bucket of urine.



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 03:15:44 GMT

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> Bruno Beam wrote:
> >
> > Every day I see men cutting off their balls
> > and throwing them away or eating them.

Then why do you keep going to Denny's for lunch?

--

HellPope Huey
Why is it so hot in here?...
Oh yeah. That stuff I did.

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you split the atom this way, you get electricity;
you split it that way, you get an atomic bomb."
- Jon Stewart

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We've put over 17,000 things in space
and remarkably,
not one person has been hit."
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Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 12 Dec 2004 06:13:04 -0800

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Bruno Beam wrote:
> Every day I see men cutting off their balls and throwing them away or
> eating them.
>
> Why do more and more men want to become eunuchs? Is there a secret
> eunuch virus somewhere?

No.

A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexahedronical ball
And the cube of its weight
Times his dick length, plus 8
Is his phone number, give him a call!

Self castrations are merely additions to the national "do not call"
list. No ball, no call!!



Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 12 Dec 2004 17:58:02 GMT

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>Every day I see men cutting off their balls and throwing them away or
>eating them.
>
>Why do more and more men want to become eunuchs? Is there a secret
>eunuch virus somewhere?

They were the winners of the "Win a Date with Ann Coulter" constest.


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