Women Assault Man With Tongs
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 05:30:08 GMT
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washingtonpost.com
Women Allegedly Assault Man With Tongs
The Associated Press
Wednesday, December 22, 2004; 8:57 PM
SAVANNAH, Ga. - Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted
a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack.
Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan police say the victim, a 25-year-old man,
awoke Saturday morning with a metal object protruding from his body.
The victim, who police say was using cocaine at the time,
told police he does not remember much of what happened.
He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile
home Friday night when he saw two women outside his home and invited them in.
The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center
Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object
identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.
No information was available on the man's condition, according to a hospital spokesman.
The two women are wanted on aggravated sexual battery charges,
but police say they aren't having much luck finding them.
"We have no descriptions of the women, being that (the victim) is not
cooperating with the police," police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wilson said.
"And there's little we can do to urge cooperation."
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Information from: Savannah Morning News,http://www.savannahnow.com
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 07:08:44 GMT
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In alt.slack, König Prüß, GfbAEV was all like...
:: He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile
:: home Friday night
like that's a surprise!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 07:12:31 GMT
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SubGenius Spice wrote:
>In alt.slack, König Prüß, GfbAEV was all like...
>
>:: He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile
>:: home Friday night
>
>like that's a surprise!
Yep, that's a frequent cause of a case of tongs in the butt!
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 13:33:05 GMT
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"SubGenius Spice" wrote in message
news:MPG.1c340ed95be4c205989747@netnews.worldnet.att.net...
> In alt.slack, König Prüß, GfbAEV was all like...
>
> :: He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile
> :: home Friday night
>
> like that's a surprise!
Actually its required by Chatham County (Code of Chatham County 5-361(a)).
"If you fuckin living in a damn trailer then you gotta do a bunch cocaine
and drink like a dam fish. Hell boy, you in a trailer!"
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 14:08:58 GMT
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"Kevin Cunningham" wrote:
>
>"SubGenius Spice" wrote in message
>news:MPG.1c340ed95be4c205989747@netnews.worldnet.att.net...
>> In alt.slack, König Prüß, GfbAEV was all like...
>>
>> :: He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile
>> :: home Friday night
>>
>> like that's a surprise!
>
>Actually its required by Chatham County (Code of Chatham County 5-361(a)).
>"If you fuckin living in a damn trailer then you gotta do a bunch cocaine
>and drink like a dam fish. Hell boy, you in a trailer!"
>
>Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
>Anti-Pope of Atlanta
>
>
And Chatham County (Code of Chatham County 5-361(b)
is about the tongs?
My gawd!
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com
Date: 23 Dec 2004 06:18:32 -0800
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He shoulda jabbed 'em both back in the boobs with the same artifact
whilst crooning, in Bob Hope fashion: "Tongs for the mammeries"....
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 14:30:16 GMT
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drdark wrote:
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>He shoulda jabbed 'em both back in the boobs with the same artifact
>whilst crooning, in Bob Hope fashion: "Tongs for the mammeries"....
>
While accomanied by the Zell Miller Rhumba Orchestra