Would KILL for Tomato Soup!!!

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 2004 16:22:50 -0500

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Now as I am recovering from this miserable bug, I'm getting hungry.

A thorough sweep of the condo's stores revealed TWO cans of TOMATO SOUP.
YESSSS!!!

There is NOTHING a recovering hjuman yearns for more than TOMATO SOUP after
a febrile illness.

But I was just about to open it up when I discovered...one can expired in
2003 and another can expired last month. Too risky to put expired soup into
a flu ravaged stomach sac.

I had to settle for CHICKEN NOODLE. For some reason all the other soups
here were CHUNKY.

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKING NAUSEOUS "CHUNKY SOUP" LOOKS when
you've been trying not to blow CHUNKS for the last 48 hours?

AIEEEEEEEEEE!

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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 16:03:19 -0600

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On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 16:22:50 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

>Now as I am recovering from this miserable bug, I'm getting hungry.
>
>A thorough sweep of the condo's stores revealed TWO cans of TOMATO SOUP.
>YESSSS!!!
>
>There is NOTHING a recovering hjuman yearns for more than TOMATO SOUP after
>a febrile illness.
>
>But I was just about to open it up when I discovered...one can expired in
>2003 and another can expired last month. Too risky to put expired soup into
>a flu ravaged stomach sac.
>
>I had to settle for CHICKEN NOODLE. For some reason all the other soups
>here were CHUNKY.
>
>DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKING NAUSEOUS "CHUNKY SOUP" LOOKS when
>you've been trying not to blow CHUNKS for the last 48 hours?
>
>AIEEEEEEEEEE!
>
>[*]
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>

Dammit. I've been reading your posts today feeling very useless. I
really wish I could bring you a care package full of flu relievers.
Does Cleveland still have Peapod service? You should order some soups,
sugar free popsicles for fever and sore throat, gatorade, orange
juice, apple sauce, oatmeal (flavored) some fresh fruit, herbal teas,
bread for toast, and most especially.........NYQUIL.

I am so glad you are starting to get better.

Salacia

Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 16:04:28 -0600

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 22:19:30 GMT

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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:

> On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 16:22:50 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
> >Now as I am recovering from this miserable bug, I'm getting hungry.
> >
> >A thorough sweep of the condo's stores revealed TWO cans of TOMATO SOUP.
> >YESSSS!!!
> >
> >There is NOTHING a recovering hjuman yearns for more than TOMATO SOUP after
> >a febrile illness.
> >
> >But I was just about to open it up when I discovered...one can expired in
> >2003 and another can expired last month. Too risky to put expired soup into
> >a flu ravaged stomach sac.
> >
> >I had to settle for CHICKEN NOODLE. For some reason all the other soups
> >here were CHUNKY.
> >
> >DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKING NAUSEOUS "CHUNKY SOUP" LOOKS when
> >you've been trying not to blow CHUNKS for the last 48 hours?
> >
> >AIEEEEEEEEEE!
> >
> >[*]
> >-----
> >
> honey for the tea

I've had miracle results with fenugreek tea.
Strong, and drink a whole pot or two!

And I've had great results with arnica.
Extract tabs--

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 00:56:20 GMT

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> > On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 16:22:50 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> > wrote:

> > >DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKING NAUSEOUS "CHUNKY SOUP" LOOKS when
> > >you've been trying not to blow CHUNKS for the last 48 hours?
> > >> > >AIEEEEEEEEEE!

Just have Joe come over and rabbit-punch you in the back of the head
about 15 times. You'll forget all about your flu. I did. Of course, I
also forgot how to do fractions finer than 16ths.

--

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if you admire somebody too much.
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Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 06:19:30 -0800

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In article , "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

> Now as I am recovering from this miserable bug, I'm getting hungry.
>
> A thorough sweep of the condo's stores revealed TWO cans of TOMATO SOUP.
> YESSSS!!!
>
> There is NOTHING a recovering hjuman yearns for more than TOMATO SOUP after
> a febrile illness.
>
> But I was just about to open it up when I discovered...one can expired in
> 2003 and another can expired last month. Too risky to put expired soup into
> a flu ravaged stomach sac.
>
Nonsense. Those expiry dates are just there to get you to buy more.
Trust me, canned food lasts for years. You could eat a can of tomato
soup left behind by the Scott expedition and you'd be fine. It's all
marketing.

pb

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 16:16:55 GMT

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In article <071220040619306839%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear wrote:

> Nonsense. Those expiry dates are just there to get you to buy more.
> Trust me, canned food lasts for years. You could eat a can of tomato
> soup left behind by the Scott expedition and you'd be fine. It's all
> marketing.

However, if you do not heat it sufficiently before eating, you will
have Quetzacoatal Magma-Butt for 3 days. It is the Time of Burning.

--

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