Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:44:31 GMT
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Y'know, I've been "in" the Church since 1981. It regrettably has a
certain nasty undercurrent in spots and has sometimes been tainted by
people who were bizarrely self-centered, even hateful and seemed to
think it a lovely bushel of jocularity to make others squirm in
discomfort. That's doubleplusungood and has lessened its positive
impacts at times. Okay, any group of sufficient size will eventually
develop a few stinkers. Just take a look at any "real" church or civic
group. Nah, don't, they stink.
On de other hand, those things are, in my opinion, not really its main
thrust. Although there are 6 or 7 10 folks in it I would not mind seeing
smeared under a semi driven by a gork hornswoggled with a snootful of
homemade hootch, the much larger majority I have met, even merely
interacted with via the Net, have been seriously gratifying. I've been
amazed at the consideration and overall class many have shown. I've been
treated like a champ when I didn't exactly feel like one, which was
welcome reinforcement at times when I wondered if I was having any
positive impact whatsoever. Its been humbling to see how much talent
exists within the group. I've also learned not just a few useful things
from those who were sharper than I am in several areas. Its no mystery
that people of above-average intelligence would find Dobbs appealing;
after all, to get the Greatest Joke Ever Told in its best form, you must
have the mental horsepower to truly laugh in the first place. That, we
have in droves. Every little snicker is precious and boy, has it been
bursting with those.
I have been duly and deeply impressed by the graphics, writing and
audio output of all involved. Its been most prominently notable that
Doug has stayed the course, despite the hassles, stresses and skewed
expectations of many who did not give him his due. I hereby do so,
because while touchy arteests have their golden bits to offer, it is a
unique and vital talent all its own to corral and edit those high points
such that "Bob" has continued to be a rallying point rather than a piece
of clip art that lost its steam years ago. If ALL he had done was
produce the Hour of Slack, it would be laudable, but that's just one
aspect among many. Helluva trail of good, there, yezzir.
I have earned actual money because I made connections with other
SubGeeners, most notably the 5 years I wrote for the Free Press thanks
to Saint Sterno; I've had the pleasure of saying a kind word to or
eliciting a laugh from several members when they sorely needed it and I
am glad of that; I might never have played my music live to this day
without Devivals at which to first do so; a professor in Pennsylvania,
whom I have never met, read alt.slack and asked if I was the same Huey
who was on the air @ KPFT, leading to his giving me $400 for copies of
my old shows, which was a real wowser... (I told him I took no
responsibility for any warpage experienced by his kids when they
listened to them; he said "Too late!" EIEIEIEIE!!! Some included bits of
Doug's early Barrages, BTW.); I have standing invitations to visit a few
people in their homes, if the Air Fare Fairy waved her wand just so; and
despite its uneven flow, having Church outlets online has made my
computer far more worthwhile than it might otherwise have been. There
are more pluses I could point to, but that's a fair represenation of
just a few.
So while there is suckage aplenty to be had, which is where part of my
hair went, you scuzzy buzzards, I'd be remiss and a much larger asshole
than some erroneously think I am if I did not give Dobbs his due.
Remember that bit from the great speech in "Patton," where the fine
actor George C. Scott says "When your grandchildren sit at your knee and
ask 'What did you do in the great World War II?,' you won't have to say
'Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.'"? Sure you do.
I have another take on it. Should he live so long, when asked "What did
you do in the Great Culture Wars of 195_-200_?," Stang will be able to
say to HIS grandkids, "Well, I shoveled shit in Texas, Ohio and on the
Internet back when a gigabyte of RAM was considered hot stuff." That's a
pretty dammy fine epitaph, I reckon. I'm sideways-proud and semi-humbled
to be able to say that when offered a shovel, I did what I could to lift
part of the crap from Connie's kitchen floor and fling it right into the
faces of the bland non-entity sonsabitches who thought we were dead
weight or their property.
Nah, we ain't; despite our jerky quirks and flaws, we's golden. Praise
"Bob."
--
HellPope Huey
Inventor of Dr. Satori's
Last-Ditch Baby Knockout Drops
For Shattered Parents
"I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face
and was somebody else underneath."
"You have problems."
"I'm aware of that."
- "The Shadow"
"I'm not going to put you away.
You're not a ghost... I see you."
- "Judging Amy"
Correspondent:: purple Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:32:26 -0500
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On 12/31/04 5:44 PM, in article
NoRestraint-475252.16445731122004@news1.west.earthlink.net, "HellPope Huey"
wrote:
> I have another take on it. Should he live so long, when asked "What did
> you do in the Great Culture Wars of 195_-200_?," Stang will be able to
> say to HIS grandkids, "Well, I shoveled shit in Texas, Ohio and on the
> Internet back when a gigabyte of RAM was considered hot stuff." That's a
> pretty dammy fine epitaph, I reckon. I'm sideways-proud and semi-humbled
> to be able to say that when offered a shovel, I did what I could to lift
> part of the crap from Connie's kitchen floor and fling it right into the
> faces of the bland non-entity sonsabitches who thought we were dead
> weight or their property.
>
> Nah, we ain't; despite our jerky quirks and flaws, we's golden. Praise
> "Bob."
You're welcome.
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: "Blackout" Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:33:51 -0700
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"HellPope Huey" wrote
> Y'know, I've been "in" the Church since 1981. It regrettably has a
> certain nasty undercurrent in spots and has sometimes been tainted by
> people who were bizarrely self-centered, even hateful and seemed to
> think it a lovely bushel of jocularity to make others squirm in
> discomfort. That's doubleplusungood and has lessened its positive
> impacts at times. \
eat my ass out you gigantic stinky tub of played out meatloaf
Correspondent:: purple Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:12:32 -0500
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On 12/31/04 7:33 PM, in article F6adnRUv8o1qckjcRVn-sw@giganews.com,
"Blackout" wrote:
>
> "HellPope Huey" wrote
>
>> Y'know, I've been "in" the Church since 1981. It regrettably has a
>> certain nasty undercurrent in spots and has sometimes been tainted by
>> people who were bizarrely self-centered, even hateful and seemed to
>> think it a lovely bushel of jocularity to make others squirm in
>> discomfort. That's doubleplusungood and has lessened its positive
>> impacts at times. \
>
> eat my ass out you gigantic stinky tub of played out meatloaf
>
Compared to how he looks in the ARISE movie, one would have to agree that
this has been HH's fate. Shoulda joined another church.
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino" Date: 31 Dec 2004 19:29:06 -0800
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You know, there was an old sketch that Adam Sandler did on his "They're
All Gonna Laugh At You" album. The "RESPECT!" one, where a bunch of old
codgers gave the spanish inquisition to a child after his first day of
school. And every once in a while durring the sketch, one of the old
guys, Sammy, I think they called him, Norm McDonald did the voice,
would put his two cents in, followed by all the other old men screaming
at him "SAMMY, shut the FUCK UP! Jump in front of a FUCKING truck why
don't you! Fucking CHRIST! KILL YOURSELF, YOU FUCK!" ect.
The skit is brought to mind whenever "The Great Bob Dobbs" opens his
head. You had to go and take a perfectly nice and well written and
psuedo-inspiring piece by Huey and debase it with your presence, didn't
ya? Christ, you're a taint. And by that, I don't mean a "stain" or
"tarnish", I mean the anotomical taint, the area between the scrotum
and the anus.
I've also decided just now that this will be my last post on this
manner. It all seems that the alt.slack vets have simply chosen to not
give the hack dobbs the attention he so aorely craves, and now,
consider me on the bandwaggon. Everybody's NOT doing it, and now, so
aren't I.
(I honestly just wanted to get the chance to use that "taint" bit on
someone as well, and this seemed like a good a time as any.)
Correspondent:: purple Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:12:05 -0500
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On 12/31/04 10:29 PM, in article
1104550146.004550.246520@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com, "Paul Casino"
wrote:
> You know, there was an old sketch that Adam Sandler did on his "They're
> All Gonna Laugh At You" album. The "RESPECT!" one, where a bunch of old
> codgers gave the spanish inquisition to a child after his first day of
> school. And every once in a while durring the sketch, one of the old
> guys, Sammy, I think they called him, Norm McDonald did the voice,
> would put his two cents in, followed by all the other old men screaming
> at him "SAMMY, shut the FUCK UP! Jump in front of a FUCKING truck why
> don't you! Fucking CHRIST! KILL YOURSELF, YOU FUCK!" ect.
>
> The skit is brought to mind whenever "The Great Bob Dobbs" opens his
> head. You had to go and take a perfectly nice and well written and
> psuedo-inspiring piece by Huey and debase it with your presence, didn't
> ya? Christ, you're a taint.
Ha!! But somebody's got to do it. It's almost a job. Except I'm doin' it so
it's not.
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 09:05:44 GMT
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"Paul Casino" wrote in message
news:1104550146.004550.246520@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> You know, there was an old sketch that Adam Sandler did on his
"They're
> All Gonna Laugh At You" album. The "RESPECT!" one, where a bunch of
old
> codgers gave the spanish inquisition to a child after his first day of
> school. And every once in a while durring the sketch, one of the old
> guys, Sammy, I think they called him, Norm McDonald did the voice,
> would put his two cents in, followed by all the other old men
screaming
> at him "SAMMY, shut the FUCK UP! Jump in front of a FUCKING truck why
> don't you! Fucking CHRIST! KILL YOURSELF, YOU FUCK!" ect.
>
> The skit is brought to mind whenever "The Great Bob Dobbs" opens his
> head.
But it's probably funny on the record. Pity it isn't when YOU do it.
YOU don't know anything about "The Great Bob Dobbs". If you think YOU
can tell the real "Bob" from the false, then YOU might just be a CON
spy! YOUr pstech is offensive. Begone Pink CON spy!!!
--
ArWeCertainOrCretin
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:24:39 -0700
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> eat my ass out you gigantic stinky tub of played out meatloaf
And then can I vomit it into your momma's mouth?
Enquiring minds want to know...
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 20:52:36 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> Y'know, I've been "in" the Church since 1981. It regrettably has a
> certain nasty undercurrent in spots and has sometimes been tainted by
> people who were bizarrely self-centered, even hateful and seemed to
> think it a lovely bushel of jocularity to make others squirm in
> discomfort.
I have a pail of puke here that is "tainted" by some barf and vomit that
got into it. I have been "in" the church since I don't know when and
it's always been a bunch of halfassed crapsack bastards who pretend
they're special because they are such abysmal failures at everything
that comes naturally to even the mentally retarded. They deserve
nothing but abuse and are always permanently "asking for it."
Maudlin drunken "I love you guys, no I mean it, you guys are GREAT guys
you guys" blather deleted.
You can say nothing in more words than anybody ever, Theophrastus
Bombastus von Huenstein.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 16:02:02 GMT
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In article <41D62C93.E58C7E61@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> I have a pail of puke here that is "tainted" by some barf and vomit that
> got into it. I have been "in" the church since I don't know when and
> it's always been a bunch of halfassed crapsack bastards who pretend
> they're special because they are such abysmal failures at everything
> that comes naturally to even the mentally retarded. They deserve
> nothing but abuse and are always permanently "asking for it."
> Maudlin drunken "I love you guys, no I mean it, you guys are GREAT guys
> you guys" blather deleted.
> You can say nothing in more words than anybody ever, Theophrastus
> Bombastus von Huenstein.
The pool is running 8-to-1 that a priest had a mighty run at your
hindquarters when you were a wee sprat and you never got over it.
Somebody oughta say SOMEthin' good about the place once in a while or
all it leaves is you, pourin' Pine-Sol in the punch. Why, I'd no more
settle for just that than I'd squeeze my tenders into a pair of Hulk
Underoos and send my balls to opposite poles. Besides, there's no way
I'll ever be as bombastical at saying nuttin' as McLuhan. Let's have a
little perspective.
I recommend that you go to see "Elektra," sit in the back row in a
trenchcoat and manipulate your genitalia in a bid to hit the back of
someone's neck with its issue, like PeeWee did. Its a shame you don't
have a Saturday morning kids' show to use as leverage when the vice
squad inquires as to your behavior, but "Nenslo's Playhouse" sounds too
much like a Troma flick.
The aforementioned pool also believes that you are a failed Shriner, so
maybe you are right about that crapsack part. BTW, I have never carried
my crap in a sack; I use a box or satchel like any decent person would
do. I have your mailing address, so keep your eyes peeled for a package
coming your way soon. SHUT UP, I could have THROWN it, you know.
--
HellPope Huey
Oh, what a tangled web we weave,
when we even get out of bed.
"Its not easy being me;
my father is a control freak."
- Jesus Christ
"Have you ever been indicted?"
"Not since I was a baby, Your Honor."
- "The Three Stooges"
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar" Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 12:05:22 -0500
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"HellPope Huey" wrote
> The pool is running 8-to-1 ...
...
You play a perfect Albert the Aligator to his Porky-Pine. Seems like lotsa
folks here have some kind of Walt Kelly counter-part. This place is Pogo
come to life. It's even set in a SWAMP.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 02:12:06 GMT
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In article ,
"Revi Shankar" wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" wrote
>
> > The pool is running 8-to-1 ...
> ...
> You play a perfect Albert the Aligator to his Porky-Pine. Seems like lotsa
> folks here have some kind of Walt Kelly counter-part. This place is Pogo
> come to life. It's even set in a SWAMP.
I generally feel it to be more of a John Waters-counterpart situation.
I'm Divine, he's a chain-smoking geek homo with a pencil-thin moustache.
If he had a more prominent sense of non-hydrochloric humor, the match
would be purrrrfect, dahling.
--
HellPope Huey
Official Dobbs Geek Orthodox Ministurb
"This may be the year
when we finally come face to face with ourselves;
finally just lay back and say it --
that we are really just a nation
of 220 million used car salesmen
with all the money we need to buy guns
and no qualms at all
about killing anybody else in the world
who tries to make us uncomfortable."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"Seeing you in a hole in the ground
reminds me of this dream I keep having."
- "Father of the Pride"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 11:20:41 -0800
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 16:02:02 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
> The pool is running 8-to-1 that a priest had a mighty run at your
>hindquarters when you were a wee sprat and you never got over it.
I think he's just playing "Granny" from Beverly Hillbillies.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps
it's because I haven't been writing." Groucho Marx
Correspondent:: Candlemoth Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 11:47:49 -0800
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nenslo wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>> Y'know, I've been "in" the Church since 1981. It regrettably has a
>>certain nasty undercurrent in spots and has sometimes been tainted by
>>people who were bizarrely self-centered, even hateful and seemed to
>>think it a lovely bushel of jocularity to make others squirm in
>>discomfort.
>
>
> I have a pail of puke here that is "tainted" by some barf and vomit that
> got into it. I have been "in" the church since I don't know when and
> it's always been a bunch of halfassed crapsack bastards who pretend
> they're special because they are such abysmal failures at everything
> that comes naturally to even the mentally retarded. They deserve
> nothing but abuse and are always permanently "asking for it."
>
> Maudlin drunken "I love you guys, no I mean it, you guys are GREAT guys
> you guys" blather deleted.
>
> You can say nothing in more words than anybody ever, Theophrastus
> Bombastus von Huenstein.
Either I'm overcome by emotion or the paper mill is really. really
strong today, but a tear came to my eye.
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 07 Jan 2005 18:38:17 GMT
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Hell Pope Huey wrote:
> Y'know, I've been "in" the Church since 1981. It regrettably has a
>certain nasty undercurrent in spots and has sometimes been tainted by
>people who were bizarrely self-centered, even hateful and seemed to
>think it a lovely bushel of jocularity to make others squirm in
>discomfort. That's doubleplusungood and has lessened its positive
>impacts at times. Okay, any group of sufficient size will eventually
>develop a few stinkers. Just take a look at any "real" church or civic
>group. Nah, don't, they stink.
>
> On de other hand, those things are, in my opinion, not really its main
>thrust. Although there are 6 or 7 10 folks in it I would not mind seeing
>smeared under a semi driven by a gork hornswoggled with a snootful of
>homemade hootch, the much larger majority I have met, even merely
>interacted with via the Net, have been seriously gratifying. I've been
>amazed at the consideration and overall class many have shown. I've been
>treated like a champ when I didn't exactly feel like one, which was
>welcome reinforcement at times when I wondered if I was having any
>positive impact whatsoever. Its been humbling to see how much talent
>exists within the group. I've also learned not just a few useful things
>from those who were sharper than I am in several areas. Its no mystery
>that people of above-average intelligence would find Dobbs appealing;
>after all, to get the Greatest Joke Ever Told in its best form, you must
>have the mental horsepower to truly laugh in the first place. That, we
>have in droves. Every little snicker is precious and boy, has it been
>bursting with those.
>
> I have been duly and deeply impressed by the graphics, writing and
>audio output of all involved. Its been most prominently notable that
>Doug has stayed the course, despite the hassles, stresses and skewed
>expectations of many who did not give him his due. I hereby do so,
>because while touchy arteests have their golden bits to offer, it is a
>unique and vital talent all its own to corral and edit those high points
>such that "Bob" has continued to be a rallying point rather than a piece
>of clip art that lost its steam years ago. If ALL he had done was
>produce the Hour of Slack, it would be laudable, but that's just one
>aspect among many. Helluva trail of good, there, yezzir.
>
> I have earned actual money because I made connections with other
>SubGeeners, most notably the 5 years I wrote for the Free Press thanks
>to Saint Sterno; I've had the pleasure of saying a kind word to or
>eliciting a laugh from several members when they sorely needed it and I
>am glad of that; I might never have played my music live to this day
>without Devivals at which to first do so; a professor in Pennsylvania,
>whom I have never met, read alt.slack and asked if I was the same Huey
>who was on the air @ KPFT, leading to his giving me $400 for copies of
>my old shows, which was a real wowser... (I told him I took no
>responsibility for any warpage experienced by his kids when they
>listened to them; he said "Too late!" EIEIEIEIE!!! Some included bits of
>Doug's early Barrages, BTW.); I have standing invitations to visit a few
>people in their homes, if the Air Fare Fairy waved her wand just so; and
>despite its uneven flow, having Church outlets online has made my
>computer far more worthwhile than it might otherwise have been. There
>are more pluses I could point to, but that's a fair represenation of
>just a few.
>
> So while there is suckage aplenty to be had, which is where part of my
>hair went, you scuzzy buzzards, I'd be remiss and a much larger asshole
>than some erroneously think I am if I did not give Dobbs his due.
>Remember that bit from the great speech in "Patton," where the fine
>actor George C. Scott says "When your grandchildren sit at your knee and
>ask 'What did you do in the great World War II?,' you won't have to say
>'Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.'"? Sure you do.
>
> I have another take on it. Should he live so long, when asked "What did
>you do in the Great Culture Wars of 195_-200_?," Stang will be able to
>say to HIS grandkids, "Well, I shoveled shit in Texas, Ohio and on the
>Internet back when a gigabyte of RAM was considered hot stuff." That's a
>pretty dammy fine epitaph, I reckon. I'm sideways-proud and semi-humbled
>to be able to say that when offered a shovel, I did what I could to lift
>part of the crap from Connie's kitchen floor and fling it right into the
>faces of the bland non-entity sonsabitches who thought we were dead
>weight or their property.
>
> Nah, we ain't; despite our jerky quirks and flaws, we's golden. Praise
>"Bob."
A little moment of class.
Brought to you by one of a number of people on here who often remind me that
one can write intelligent, insightful and uniformly inspiring posts concerning
creativity as the means to raise the artist beyond the bonds of conformity,
amplify his imagination to spheres unknown, renew the vitality of his estranged
genius and draw forth the absolute power of his very soul.
--
The increasing complexity of the universe is a sign of..growing self
consciousness..stunned by the encounter with its own creation..trapped, in what
it had used its own substance to build..the universe is using us to wake it up.
Grant Morrison
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 16:59:48 -0700
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"Brought to you by one of a number of people on here who often remind me
that
one can write intelligent, insightful and uniformly inspiring posts
concerning
creativity as the means to raise the artist beyond the bonds of conformity,
amplify his imagination to spheres unknown, renew the vitality of his
estranged
genius and draw forth the absolute power of his very soul."
What a pile of officious Yeti-Crap! Pinks have sucked the soul out of most
artists anyway.
I should know. I R one.
Quetion: Why won't NASA let an artist or a poet go up in the Shuttle??? I'll
tell you why,because we'd give 'em the TRUTH!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 02:18:49 GMT
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In article <20050107133817.21734.00002641@mb-m14.aol.com>,
kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
> Hell Pope Huey wrote:
> > So while there is suckage aplenty to be had, which is where part of my
> >hair went, you scuzzy buzzards, I'd be remiss and a much larger asshole
> >than some erroneously think I am if I did not give Dobbs his due.
> >Remember that bit from the great speech in "Patton," where the fine
> >actor George C. Scott says "When your grandchildren sit at your knee and
> >ask 'What did you do in the great World War II?,' you won't have to say
> >'Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.'"? Sure you do.
> >> > I have another take on it. Should he live so long, when asked "What did
> >you do in the Great Culture Wars of 195_-200_?," Stang will be able to
> >say to HIS grandkids, "Well, I shoveled shit in Texas, Ohio and on the
> >Internet back when a gigabyte of RAM was considered hot stuff." That's a
> >pretty dammy fine epitaph, I reckon. I'm sideways-proud and semi-humbled
> >to be able to say that when offered a shovel, I did what I could to lift
> >part of the crap from Connie's kitchen floor and fling it right into the
> >faces of the bland non-entity sonsabitches who thought we were dead
> >weight or their property.
> >> > Nah, we ain't; despite our jerky quirks and flaws, we's golden. Praise
> >"Bob."
>
> A little moment of class.
> > Brought to you by one of a number of people on here who often remind me that
> one can write intelligent, insightful and uniformly inspiring posts
> concerning creativity as the means to raise the artist beyond the bonds of conformity,
> amplify his imagination to spheres unknown, renew the vitality of his
> estranged genius and draw forth the absolute power of his very soul.
NOW you've done it. Now I'll have to fuck you good and you'll make that
special, high-pitched pleasure-sound that causes Stang's myna bird Pedro
to get on that "Help me escape! Oh go ahead, kill me!" loop again and
he'll go billy-berserk and leap from the Tower onto his head and
snappity snap and the Church will grind to a friggin' halt and it'll be
ALL YOUR FAULT.
Its okay, though; I have a great lawyer and he'll get the blame dumped
on Legume. I get hot monkey sex again and two other crazy assholes get
the God-Finger. Sounds like a plan.
Everyone who likes this plan, signify by grabbing your crotch, striking
a cool pose and pretending to sneeze as you say "Jackson."
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
What a grand day to be a mutant!
"Its really great to see a couple of you."
- Danny DeVito
"When she can fall out of a tree
and land on her feet,
THEN I'll be impressed."
- "Stuart Little 2"
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 08 Jan 2005 04:31:12 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>A little moment of class.
>> > Brought to you by one of a number of people on here who often remind me
>that
>> one can write intelligent, insightful and uniformly inspiring posts
>> concerning creativity as the means to raise the artist beyond the bonds of
>conformity,
>> amplify his imagination to spheres unknown, renew the vitality of his
>> estranged genius and draw forth the absolute power of his very soul.
> NOW you've done it. Now I'll have to fuck you good and you'll make that
>special, high-pitched pleasure-sound that causes Stang's myna bird Pedro
>to get on that "Help me escape! Oh go ahead, kill me!" loop again and
>he'll go billy-berserk and leap from the Tower onto his head and
>snappity snap and the Church will grind to a friggin' halt and it'll be
>ALL YOUR FAULT.
>
> Its okay, though; I have a great lawyer and he'll get the blame dumped
>on Legume. I get hot monkey sex again and two other crazy assholes get
>the God-Finger. Sounds like a plan.
>
> Everyone who likes this plan, signify by grabbing your crotch, striking
>a cool pose and pretending to sneeze as you say "Jackson."
Case in point!
--
The increasing complexity of the universe is a sign of..growing self
consciousness..stunned by the encounter with its own creation..trapped, in what
it had used its own substance to build..the universe is using us to wake it up.
Grant Morrison
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 02:32:18 GMT
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In article <20050107233112.21841.00002573@mb-m14.aol.com>,
kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > Everyone who likes this plan, signify by grabbing your crotch, striking
> >a cool pose and pretending to sneeze as you say "Jackson."
>
> Case in point!
Gee, if you keep this up, you'll start adding unwarranted female class
to the joint like Alliekatt did before she squirted out that demon X-Y
Yeti unit, who will deny her use of her computer for more than one day
out of 90 until 2024. Too bad we had to trade a current worthy one for a
future one to keep the faith alive for future disgusted assholes and
fuckups. What a mess... I sure do wonder how God became a heroin addict.
--
HellPope Huey
Don't blame me;
I voted for Reptilicus
"There is no such thing as false hope;
there is only hope."
- "The West Wing"
"Democrats are being forced
to pass a sweet potato
from butt-cheek to butt-cheek."
- "The Daily Show"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 10 Jan 2005 13:16:27 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:NoRestraint-
70E8A5.20330009012005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> What a mess... I sure do wonder how God became a heroin addict.
>
Simple. How would YOU react if a presidential simp started running around
flinging poo and starting wars while howling "I DO IT FOR
with your name here>!!" Hell, YOU'D start taking drugs too just to escape
the merehuman background noise.
God's neurosis as a result would likely be SO HUGE that he'd need a full-
time psychotherapist just to go back to his childhood and understand that
when you're dropped on your head, it is NOT ok to kick people out of your
toy garden just 'cause someone ate your apple. Sheesh, who'd want THAT job?
--
12th Epochalyptic Omniversal MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our
Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE
THAT STINKS TO HELL!!!"
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:24:19 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> God's neurosis as a result would likely be SO HUGE that he'd need a full-
> time psychotherapist just to go back to his childhood and understand that
> when you're dropped on your head, it is NOT ok to kick people out of your
> toy garden just 'cause someone ate your apple. Sheesh, who'd want THAT job?
The line of wantees starts at the top of any given day's alt.slack
posts. The garden is a SEX toy garden and well over half of the posters
could not identify most of the fruit. Repeat after Huey: "Freeench..
TICKler. GOOD BOY! Have a cock ring."
--
HellPope Huey
Director and Star of "Mon Nuclear Derrier Amour"
("I Love My Nuclear Ass")
If you want to see the true measure of a man,
watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
- J. K. Rowling
"If you don't have enemies,
you don't have character."
- Paul Newman
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 03:17:26 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> fuckups. What a mess... I sure do wonder how God became a heroin addict.
Oh, like you wouldn't go for it if you could bitchslap an entire
continent with a mere twitch of thought if anyone gave you shit about
it? Remember:
Rank has it priveleges.
Shit rolls downhill.
23 and then there was Light. And the LORD said: Dude! Colors!!...
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 03:52:46 GMT
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In article ,
Eddie Vroom wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > fuckups. What a mess... I sure do wonder how God became a heroin addict.
>
> Oh, like you wouldn't go for it if you could bitchslap an entire
> continent with a mere twitch of thought if anyone gave you shit about
> it?
I'd be more selective, but I'd make everyone else watch while I took it
out on the ones whom I thought deserved the Boobah enemas. I'd be a FUN
deity and share the psychic wealth. When it was time to tune in to the
Huey Channel each night for "The Dobbs & Pony Show," the animated logo
would be Bob Dean getting a Hickory Farms summer sausage repeatedly
rammed all the way up to Tierra Del CaCa. Now THERE'S an idea for an
Adult Swim special!
--
HellPope Huey
Director and Star of "Mon Nuclear Derrier Amour"
("I Love My Nuclear Ass")
If you want to see the true measure of a man,
watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
- J. K. Rowling
"If you don't have enemies,
you don't have character."
- Paul Newman