"Lemony Fuckit's Series of UnDobbulate Malcontents"

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 03:06:42 GMT

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If you even read this, you're in the lineup by default. Die suddenly,
fall on someone's elderly grandmother and then let out a huge,
post-mortem fart when the M.E. tries to roll your wretched corpus off of
her. Yes, believe it or not, there are things worse than a french kiss
from Nenslo. That's just one of 'em. Name 2 more and win a PRIZE.

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HellPope Huey
Oh shut up, its only a chainsaw

"Straight male seeks Bush supporter
for fair, physical fight - m4m.
I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger.
If you are one & have a fiery streak, please contact me
so we can meet and physically fight.
I would like to beat the shit out of you."
- Craig's List

"I don't wanna just rain on your parade,
I wanna blow up the floats."
- "Law & Order"

Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 29 Dec 2004 19:10:30 -0800

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One word: Clydebruger.