X-ists to arrive in 1998 as planned
Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 00:50:16 -0500
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Compelling evidence has been brought forth regarding the actual date
of X-Day. For some time, 2012 has been thought to be a reasonable year
to expect the end of the world. The end of the Mayan Calender and
Terrence McKenna's 'novelty' theories are among the highly regarded
evidence. Recently, Buddhist monks have used remote viewing
techniques, and have seen a catastrophe - allegedly *averted* by SPACE
ALIENS occurring in that year.
I believe the evidence is piling up, and we can safely map the
con-year 2012 to the genuine 1998. So, when writing dates in the pink
form, the present year is very likely 1984, or con-year 2004. I
propose the usage 2004(p) when referring to the present year as
expressed by pinks, and 1984(x) when referring to the present year as
it *actually* should be counted. Macintosh is expected to release the
long awaited Apple IIc next month, and LA is gearing up to host the
Summer Olympics. The Soviet Union is re-integrating, and Reagan is
being exhumed. Ha ha, a little humour. Of course, con year 1984 was
ACTUALLY 1970.
In the article, Tibetan monks are reported to have seen
extraterrestrial forces coming to Earth, and saving the world from
destruction in 1998(x). Of course, this translates to none other than
the X-ISTS coming, and loading up that which can properly be called
'The World' (CotS) into the pleasure saucers, and leaving the rest to
its demise. I urge all, in the spirit of spreading terror and
compassion, to write to your local news media, and inform them of the
actual DAY of the events described, which as you know, is July 5th,
7AM. There remains some debate as to which TIMEZONE 7AM. Thus far, it
is more popularly assumed 7AM EST.
PRABOB, brothers and sisters, sing and shout and barf and clap, SHOUT
IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS the EASTERN STAR IS RISEN, Gabriel has
slaughtered the shephards, *THEY* WILL *COME*, *THEY* ARE *COMING*.
$30! PO Box 181417! Cleveland Hts! OH! USA! 44118! TODAY!
Read more here:
http://tinyurl.com/4fho5
fd'i/q36
26/12/1984(x)
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 27 Dec 2004 18:04:39 GMT
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>Compelling evidence has been brought forth regarding the actual date
>of X-Day. For some time, 2012 has been thought to be a reasonable year
>to expect the end of the world. The end of the Mayan Calender and
>Terrence McKenna's 'novelty' theories are among the highly regarded
>evidence. Recently, Buddhist monks have used remote viewing
>techniques, and have seen a catastrophe - allegedly *averted* by SPACE
>ALIENS occurring in that year.
>
>I believe the evidence is piling up, and we can safely map the
>con-year 2012 to the genuine 1998. So, when writing dates in the pink
>form, the present year is very likely 1984, or con-year 2004. I
>propose the usage 2004(p) when referring to the present year as
>expressed by pinks, and 1984(x) when referring to the present year as
>it *actually* should be counted. Macintosh is expected to release the
>long awaited Apple IIc next month, and LA is gearing up to host the
>Summer Olympics. The Soviet Union is re-integrating, and Reagan is
>being exhumed. Ha ha, a little humour. Of course, con year 1984 was
>ACTUALLY 1970.
>
>In the article, Tibetan monks are reported to have seen
>extraterrestrial forces coming to Earth, and saving the world from
>destruction in 1998(x). Of course, this translates to none other than
>the X-ISTS coming, and loading up that which can properly be called
>'The World' (CotS) into the pleasure saucers, and leaving the rest to
>its demise. I urge all, in the spirit of spreading terror and
>compassion, to write to your local news media, and inform them of the
>actual DAY of the events described, which as you know, is July 5th,
>7AM. There remains some debate as to which TIMEZONE 7AM. Thus far, it
>is more popularly assumed 7AM EST.
>
>PRABOB, brothers and sisters, sing and shout and barf and clap, SHOUT
>IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS the EASTERN STAR IS RISEN, Gabriel has
>slaughtered the shephards, *THEY* WILL *COME*, *THEY* ARE *COMING*.
>
>$30! PO Box 181417! Cleveland Hts! OH! USA! 44118! TODAY!
>
The Con does have Time Control Abilities.
This is why the clocks always seem slower near quiting time. And also the later
you are to a appointment, the more people are blocking your way.
Any claims to the actual non-Con time calculation, with out the use of Frop,
The Book of The Subgenius, ot teh Hot tub at Brushwood shloud be double checked
for inaccuracy.
The more errors in the time code, the greater the probabilty the it is Correct.
But be carefule. Once the 'Con" is aware that you possesse the Forbidden
Panties of Connie, then your life and the lives of all small forest animals in
the area are in danger.
Just to be safe, put on your Tin Foil hat
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 12:28:13 -0600
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In article <317vs09mibkl192l7j9hfv1093j5mm2tsk@4ax.com>, fenian
d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
> Compelling evidence has been brought forth regarding the actual date
> of X-Day. For some time, 2012 has been thought to be a reasonable year
> to expect the end of the world. The end of the Mayan Calender and
> Terrence McKenna's 'novelty' theories are among the highly regarded
> evidence. Recently, Buddhist monks have used remote viewing
> techniques, and have seen a catastrophe - allegedly *averted* by SPACE
> ALIENS occurring in that year.
>
> I believe the evidence is piling up, and we can safely map the
> con-year 2012 to the genuine 1998. So, when writing dates in the pink
> form, the present year is very likely 1984, or con-year 2004. I
> propose the usage 2004(p) when referring to the present year as
> expressed by pinks, and 1984(x) when referring to the present year as
> it *actually* should be counted. Macintosh is expected to release the
> long awaited Apple IIc next month, and LA is gearing up to host the
> Summer Olympics. The Soviet Union is re-integrating, and Reagan is
> being exhumed. Ha ha, a little humour. Of course, con year 1984 was
> ACTUALLY 1970.
>
> In the article, Tibetan monks are reported to have seen
> extraterrestrial forces coming to Earth, and saving the world from
> destruction in 1998(x). Of course, this translates to none other than
> the X-ISTS coming, and loading up that which can properly be called
> 'The World' (CotS) into the pleasure saucers, and leaving the rest to
> its demise. I urge all, in the spirit of spreading terror and
> compassion, to write to your local news media, and inform them of the
> actual DAY of the events described, which as you know, is July 5th,
> 7AM. There remains some debate as to which TIMEZONE 7AM. Thus far, it
> is more popularly assumed 7AM EST.
>
> PRABOB, brothers and sisters, sing and shout and barf and clap, SHOUT
> IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS the EASTERN STAR IS RISEN, Gabriel has
> slaughtered the shephards, *THEY* WILL *COME*, *THEY* ARE *COMING*.
>
> $30! PO Box 181417! Cleveland Hts! OH! USA! 44118! TODAY!
>
> Read more here:
> http://tinyurl.com/4fho5
>
Fave paragraph:
"Every human being though their current acts in life called łKarma˛ can
alter the future lives to some extent, but changing the destiny in that
large extent will not be allowed to that great an extent."
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 19:43:37 GMT
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"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote in message
news:317vs09mibkl192l7j9hfv1093j5mm2tsk@4ax.com...
> Compelling evidence has been brought forth regarding the actual date
> of X-Day. For some time, 2012 has been thought to be a reasonable year
> to expect the end of the world. The end of the Mayan Calender and
> Terrence McKenna's 'novelty' theories are among the highly regarded
> evidence. Recently, Buddhist monks have used remote viewing
> techniques, and have seen a catastrophe - allegedly *averted* by SPACE
> ALIENS occurring in that year.
Ok Stang, time to raise the prices, I can just imagine 2011, all these rich
Western Buddhists banging on your door to join the worlds best UFO cult.