X-mas message rant
Correspondent:: Shining Path of Least Resistance
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 07:47:39 +0900
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>When you send toys to poor children on Christmas, or
>help out at a food kitchen on Christmas Eve; you are
>not helping. Let me say it again. You are not
>helping. You are only throwing the rest of their
>miserable life into stark relief. These poor, filthy
>disgusting dregs of society, who have no one to blame
>but themselves for their pitiful circumstances, now
>get this message shoved in their face:
>
>Hello from the rarified world of the middle class.
>This is what your life could be like every day if we
>really wanted to make more than a token effort. If
>we were willing to do without one cup of mocha java
>latte supreme every week, if we bought one less Oprah
>magazine. We could feed you like this every day. We
>could give your children toys every week, and clothes,
>too. Your daughter wouldn't have to suck cock to buy
>you cigarettes.
>
>But we don't care. We couldn't give a shit. Instead
>we collect DVDs of crappy movies that we will never
>watch again. We would rather use our money to pay for
>the electricity to run our elaborate Christmas lights
>that we leave on all night. We would rather pay for
>pretty lights that no one is looking at than help you.
>
>We want to throw parties for people we don't like in
>an effort to throw our affluence in their faces. We
>would rather spend $20 on our secret Santa present for
>that fat whore in our office who we normally would
>never speak to. Even though the cap on presents was
>$10, we'll be damned if we're going to look like cheap
>bastards.
>
>Or better yet, we'll buy 'gag' gifts like adult diapers
>so everyone can comment on how clever we are, and then
>throw them away. Meanwhile, you sit in that alley
>stewing in your own piss. Boy, I'll bet you wish you
>had one of these adult diapers right now. Instead your
>privates are encased in a block of yellow ice.
>
>Rich people love Christmas. We buy our kids and
>ourselves whatever we want, and it doesn't matter. We
>could give money to charity, and sometimes we give a
>little. It doesn't really matter. We have gobs of
>money and we need the write off. Mostly we chair
>committees to raise money. You ignorant middle class
>people give money to our charities. You volunteer and
>work for free. You stupid suckers. And these charities
>throw great parties to honor us rich people for being
>so giving. Usually we get awards, and get to give
>speeches about how generous we are. Sometimes we even
>get little plaques.
>
>You pathetic middle class sheep love Christmas. Your
>lives are so dreary and dull. Cut down a tree and put
>it inside our house. That ought to cheer you up. Give
>the mailman a 3 lb can of popcorn because he looks like
>he could uses 3 fucking pounds of popcorn.
>
>The true meaning of Christmas is that it's way better
>to be rich than it is to be poor. Santa clearly gives
>better gifts to rich kids than he does to poor kids.
>Unless you are Jewish; Santa hates Jewish kids.
>
>In the interest of full disclosure, I must admit I'm a
>practicing Muslim. Not a strap a bomb to my belt, blow
>myself up Muslim. More like I occasionally tape a
>couple firecrackers to my tits and light them off. But
>that's only so that I know I can still FEEL SOMETHING,
>you know what I mean?
>
>I'm just kidding about being Muslim, but the firecracker
>thing is true.
>
>Happy Holidays.