Yeeowch!
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:08:05 -0500
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Just before I left werke today, I stopped for a quick whiz.
Now, as I am a silver hair, even peeing isn't without some age related
problems. And especially since I am quite rotund, there are many
interesting problems that come up with respect to stream trajectory,
targeting, and follow through.
Suffice it to say that for a good leak, just the proper amount of shaking is
required. However, in an office potty, your shaking vigor is kind of
limited by the presence of a person in the next stand. Particularly at
quitting time, this might be a senior cow orker, as was the case this
evening.
Hence, I ventured out into the bitter cold of a Cleveland evening having
realized, at first blast of the icy air, that I had whizzed down my own pant
leg. In a -15 wind chill the rivulet of piss froze into a dagger!
Now THAT'S PAIN!
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 03:11:21 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Just before I left werke today, I stopped for a quick whiz.
>
> Now, as I am a silver hair, even peeing isn't without some age related
> problems. And especially since I am quite rotund, there are many
> interesting problems that come up with respect to stream trajectory,
> targeting, and follow through.
>
> Suffice it to say that for a good leak, just the proper amount of shaking is
> required. However, in an office potty, your shaking vigor is kind of
> limited by the presence of a person in the next stand. Particularly at
> quitting time, this might be a senior cow orker, as was the case this
> evening.
>
> Hence, I ventured out into the bitter cold of a Cleveland evening having
> realized, at first blast of the icy air, that I had whizzed down my own pant
> leg. In a -15 wind chill the rivulet of piss froze into a dagger!
>
> Now THAT'S PAIN!
>
> [*]
> -----
You need nanoproctology!
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 21:40:36 -0600
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 03:11:21 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
>
>
>iDRMRSR wrote:
>
>> Just before I left werke today, I stopped for a quick whiz.
>>
>> Now, as I am a silver hair, even peeing isn't without some age related
>> problems. And especially since I am quite rotund, there are many
>> interesting problems that come up with respect to stream trajectory,
>> targeting, and follow through.
>>
>> Suffice it to say that for a good leak, just the proper amount of shaking is
>> required. However, in an office potty, your shaking vigor is kind of
>> limited by the presence of a person in the next stand. Particularly at
>> quitting time, this might be a senior cow orker, as was the case this
>> evening.
>>
>> Hence, I ventured out into the bitter cold of a Cleveland evening having
>> realized, at first blast of the icy air, that I had whizzed down my own pant
>> leg. In a -15 wind chill the rivulet of piss froze into a dagger!
>>
>> Now THAT'S PAIN!
>>
>> [*]
>> -----
>
> You need nanoproctology!
>
No, Doktor, I suggest a cryopissectomy.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 04:10:29 GMT
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
> On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 03:11:21 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >iDRMRSR wrote:
> >
> >> Just before I left werke today, I stopped for a quick whiz.
> >>
> >> Now, as I am a silver hair, even peeing isn't without some age related
> >> problems. And especially since I am quite rotund, there are many
> >> interesting problems that come up with respect to stream trajectory,
> >> targeting, and follow through.
> >>
> >> Suffice it to say that for a good leak, just the proper amount of shaking is
> >> required. However, in an office potty, your shaking vigor is kind of
> >> limited by the presence of a person in the next stand. Particularly at
> >> quitting time, this might be a senior cow orker, as was the case this
> >> evening.
> >>
> >> Hence, I ventured out into the bitter cold of a Cleveland evening having
> >> realized, at first blast of the icy air, that I had whizzed down my own pant
> >> leg. In a -15 wind chill the rivulet of piss froze into a dagger!
> >>
> >> Now THAT'S PAIN!
> >>
> >> [*]
> >> -----
> >
> > You need nanoproctology!
> >
> No, Doktor, I suggest a cryopissectomy.
"Give him something for his cough!"
"OK, here's a quarter!"
"That's not much!"
"It's not much of a cough!"
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 17:21:23 +1100
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> Hence, I ventured out into the bitter cold of a Cleveland evening having
> realized, at first blast of the icy air, that I had whizzed down my own pant
> leg. In a -15 wind chill the rivulet of piss froze into a dagger!
>
> Now THAT'S PAIN!
Piss Dagger! band name, rights, mine.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:34:48 -0800
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 17:21:23 +1100, nikolai kingsley
wrote:
>Piss Dagger! band name, rights, mine.
As Alfred Hitchcock used to point out, a dagger made of ice would make
an excellent murder weapon.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"There are many kinds of 'truths' and consequently there is no truth"
- Nietzsche
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 06:37:23 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 17:21:23 +1100, nikolai kingsley
> wrote:
>
> >Piss Dagger! band name, rights, mine.
>
> As Alfred Hitchcock used to point out, a dagger made of ice would make
> an excellent murder weapon.
>
Oooooo, an iceknife!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 04:23:41 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> Just before I left werke today, I stopped for a quick whiz.
> > Now, as I am a silver hair, even peeing isn't without some age related
> problems. And especially since I am quite rotund, there are many
> interesting problems that come up with respect to stream trajectory,
> targeting, and follow through.
> > Suffice it to say that for a good leak, just the proper amount of shaking is
> required. However, in an office potty, your shaking vigor is kind of
> limited by the presence of a person in the next stand. Particularly at
> quitting time, this might be a senior cow orker, as was the case this
> evening.
> > Hence, I ventured out into the bitter cold of a Cleveland evening having
> realized, at first blast of the icy air, that I had whizzed down my own pant
> leg. In a -15 wind chill the rivulet of piss froze into a dagger!
> > Now THAT'S PAIN!
Goddamnit, I'd just gotten used to you fixating on your ass alla time.
What's next, the weekly Man-Boob Droop Report?
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to a universe of chances
to learn from your old stumblings
and maybe yet do The Funky Phoenix
Some say that knowledge is something you can never have
Some say is something set up in your lap
Some say that knowledge is ha ha ho
Some say that Heaven is Hell
Some say that Hell is Heaven
I must admit
just when I think I'm King
Just when I think everything is going great
I just begin
- Kate Bush
"They all come from good families,
but over the years,
they just kinda individually developed
some ways about 'em that just ain't right."
- Tom Waits
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 23:32:44 -0500
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>> Goddamnit, I'd just gotten used to you fixating on your ass alla time.
What's next, the weekly Man-Boob Droop Report?
Ehhh, well, that's NOT a problem just yet! Mine stick out just like them
Solo Cups with the points on the end.
Sorry if that made you throw up in yer mouth.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 17:46:53 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> >> Goddamnit, I'd just gotten used to you fixating on your ass alla time.
> What's next, the weekly Man-Boob Droop Report?
>
> Ehhh, well, that's NOT a problem just yet! Mine stick out just like them
> Solo Cups with the points on the end.
>
> Sorry if that made you throw up in yer mouth.
No problem. There was a minster's wife nearby and it all went right
into her purse. Didn't spill a drop. I'm one hell of a shot. PRAISE the
Lard!
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to a universe of chances
to learn from your old stumblings
and maybe yet do The Funky Phoenix
Some say that knowledge is something you can never have
Some say that knowledge is something set up in your lap
Some say that knowledge is ha ha ho
Some say that Heaven is Hell
Some say that Hell is Heaven
I must admit
just when I think I'm King
Just when I think everything is going great
I just begin
- Kate Bush
"They all come from good families,
but over the years,
they just kinda individually developed
some ways about 'em that just ain't right."
- Tom Waits