You all MUST go and buy...
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 30 Dec 2004 18:01:03 -0800
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AMERICA: THE BOOK by John Stewart and the Daily Show Staff
I got it for Christmas and just got done reading it now. Should be
required reading for all SubGenius Americans! Comic BRILLIANCE.
Literally a joke in EVERY SENTENCE, and a FUNNY one at that. It's 25
bucks well spent.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 19:31:28 -0800
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Paul Casino wrote:
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> AMERICA: THE BOOK by John Stewart and the Daily Show Staff
I've seen the country. There were some funny parts.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 07:19:51 GMT
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In article <41D4C810.4FA0A518@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Paul Casino wrote:
> >
> > AMERICA: THE BOOK by John Stewart and the Daily Show Staff
>
> I've seen the country. There were some funny parts.
Especially the misshapen citizens and roadside cafes shaped like
dinosaurs, cartoon bulldogs and toothed vaginas.
--
HellPope Huey
The sleep of reason begets bupkiss, these days
A professional politician
is a professionally dishonorable man.
In order to get anywhere near high office,
he has to make so many compromises
and submit to so many humiliations
that he becomes indistinguishable
from a streetwalker.
- H. L. Mencken
"If you can make a million dollars eating a rat,
you can make TWO million PASSING one."
- Super Dave Osborne
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 07:25:57 -0500
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 07:19:51 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41D4C810.4FA0A518@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>> I've seen the country. There were some funny parts.
>
> Especially the misshapen citizens and roadside cafes shaped like
> dinosaurs, cartoon bulldogs and toothed vaginas.
Susy the Floosie's House of Masticated Sausage Links?
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:16:06 GMT
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In article ,
Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 07:19:51 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article <41D4C810.4FA0A518@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> > wrote:
>
> >> I've seen the country. There were some funny parts.
> >
> > Especially the misshapen citizens and roadside cafes shaped like
> > dinosaurs, cartoon bulldogs and toothed vaginas.
>
> Susy the Floosie's House of Masticated Sausage Links?
I still have a hat from when I went there. Wearing it guarantees that
any large crowd will part like the Red Sea. They'll laugh their damn ASS
off, but they WILL part. That Susie is one hell of a Susie and one of
the very finest examples of whatever the heck you call what she is. Its
so delightfully unique, its hard to find a term for it, EIEIEIEIE!!!!
--
HellPope Huey
Inventor of Dr. Satori's
Last-Ditch Baby Knockout Drops
For Shattered Parents
"I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face
and was somebody else underneath."
"You have problems."
"I'm aware of that."
- "The Shadow"
"I'm not going to put you away.
You're not a ghost... I see you."
- "Judging Amy"
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 09:47:29 -0500
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"HellPope Huey" wrote
> Especially the misshapen citizens and roadside cafes shaped like
> dinosaurs, cartoon bulldogs and toothed vaginas.
This statement is most effective if one imagines David Sedaris speaking it.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:17:31 GMT
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In article <6b-dnfrJqaPt-0jcRVn-rQ@adelphia.com>,
"Revi Shankar" wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" wrote
>
> > Especially the misshapen citizens and roadside cafes shaped like
> > dinosaurs, cartoon bulldogs and toothed vaginas.
>
> This statement is most effective if one imagines David Sedaris speaking it.
I was thinking more along the lines of Lord Snowden or Jon Stewart, but
that's not a bad optional speaker at all. Remember, though, you smelled
it here first.
--
HellPope Huey
Inventor of Dr. Satori's
Last-Ditch Baby Knockout Drops
For Shattered Parents
"I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face
and was somebody else underneath."
"You have problems."
"I'm aware of that."
- "The Shadow"
"I'm not going to put you away.
You're not a ghost... I see you."
- "Judging Amy"
Correspondent:: "Puggie_the_Porkrind"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 17:35:33 -0500
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Why can't we just wait for the movie?
"Paul Casino" wrote in message
news:1104458463.308321.84210@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> AMERICA: THE BOOK by John Stewart and the Daily Show Staff
>
> I got it for Christmas and just got done reading it now. Should be
> required reading for all SubGenius Americans! Comic BRILLIANCE.
> Literally a joke in EVERY SENTENCE, and a FUNNY one at that. It's 25
> bucks well spent.
>