but it doesn't matter, because I'm invisible, (III)
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 01:35:05 -0800
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What do THE GODS eat? THE GODS eat BREAD AND SWISS CHEESE SANDWICHES,
and nothing else, that's what THE GODS eat. And WHY? BECAUSE THE
GODS ARE ON DRUGS, THAT'S WHY.
I hate having to explain the obvious to you people all the time.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Dockery seems to be a pink afro-puff homo-mustache lamer clear through.
Correspondent:: teuy13002@sneakemail.com
Date: 22 Dec 2004 06:29:38 -0800
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And what ARE The gods' drugs?
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 08:43:33 -0700
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teuy13002@sneakemail.com wrote:
>
> And what ARE The gods' drugs?
Human souls. They used them like Miracle Whip.
In fact, they taste much the same.
--
"In a race between someone
Trying to get me to care
And me not caring,
I would bet on me."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 15:55:23 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> teuy13002@sneakemail.com wrote:
> >
> > And what ARE The gods' drugs?
>
> Human souls. They used them like Miracle Whip.
> In fact, they taste much the same.
>
So that's why aioli is better; I always wondered!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 23:06:24 -0800
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On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 08:43:33 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>teuy13002@sneakemail.com wrote:
>>
>> And what ARE The gods' drugs?
>
>
>Human souls. They used them like Miracle Whip.
>In fact, they taste much the same.
and leave you with an overwhelming craving for swiss cheese.
Probably because so many souls are full of holes.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
From the moment I picked up your book
until I laid it down,
I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend reading it.
- Groucho Marx
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 07:11:45 GMT
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In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
:: On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 08:43:33 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
:: wrote:
::
:: >teuy13002@sneakemail.com wrote:
:: >>
:: >> And what ARE The gods' drugs?
:: >
:: >
:: >Human souls. They used them like Miracle Whip.
:: >In fact, they taste much the same.
::
:: and leave you with an overwhelming craving for swiss cheese.
::
:: Probably because so many souls are full of holes.
do they smell like feet too?
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 10:26:12 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
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> On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 08:43:33 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
> wrote:
> >teuy13002@sneakemail.com wrote:
> >>
> >> And what ARE The gods' drugs?
> >
> >Human souls. They used them like Miracle Whip.
> >In fact, they taste much the same.
>
> and leave you with an overwhelming craving for swiss cheese.
>
> Probably because so many souls are full of holes.
Since when are human souls holey?
--
ArWeIerThanThou
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 22 Dec 2004 15:14:17 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote in
news:3gfis0lcfaos6boumetam3skm2ium948ji@4ax.com:
>
> What do THE GODS eat? THE GODS eat BREAD AND SWISS CHEESE SANDWICHES,
> and nothing else, that's what THE GODS eat. And WHY? BECAUSE THE
> GODS ARE ON DRUGS, THAT'S WHY.
>
> I hate having to explain the obvious to you people all the time.
>
>
And just what is THE GODS drug of choice?
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 23:20:33 -0800
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On 22 Dec 2004 15:14:17 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote in
>news:3gfis0lcfaos6boumetam3skm2ium948ji@4ax.com:
>
>>
>> What do THE GODS eat? THE GODS eat BREAD AND SWISS CHEESE SANDWICHES,
>> and nothing else, that's what THE GODS eat. And WHY? BECAUSE THE
>> GODS ARE ON DRUGS, THAT'S WHY.
>>
>> I hate having to explain the obvious to you people all the time.
>>
>>
>
>And just what is THE GODS drug of choice?
The delicate gods eat souls. Huffing souls is like eating tofu
burgers though. It just isn't the SAME. Traditionally, the old gods
drink BLOOD and get their daily rda of soul from that. Preferably
while the heart is still beating.
Sadly though, the new gods see the whole rivers of blood thing as
being kind of trailer trashy and prefer bottled water suffused with
bubbling souls.
Religion is really no fun any more.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 19,000 vacuum
tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only
1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1.5 tons.
- Popular Mechanics, March 1949.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 23 Dec 2004 14:03:53 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote in
news:bkrks013snlt0u7tn1mo8466mlq8p3nvlq@4ax.com:
> On 22 Dec 2004 15:14:17 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
>>Zapanaz wrote in
>>news:3gfis0lcfaos6boumetam3skm2ium948ji@4ax.com:
>>
>>>
>>> What do THE GODS eat? THE GODS eat BREAD AND SWISS CHEESE SANDWICHES,
>>> and nothing else, that's what THE GODS eat. And WHY? BECAUSE THE
>>> GODS ARE ON DRUGS, THAT'S WHY.
>>>
>>> I hate having to explain the obvious to you people all the time.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>And just what is THE GODS drug of choice?
>
> The delicate gods eat souls. Huffing souls is like eating tofu
> burgers though. It just isn't the SAME. Traditionally, the old gods
> drink BLOOD and get their daily rda of soul from that. Preferably
> while the heart is still beating.
>
> Sadly though, the new gods see the whole rivers of blood thing as
> being kind of trailer trashy and prefer bottled water suffused with
> bubbling souls.
>
> Religion is really no fun any more.
>
Cheesus crackers.... what ever happened to a good old-fashioned blood bath?
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey