celebrity nativity draws ire (nooze)
Correspondent:: "7 foot mice" <3daysofgass@wans.net>
Date: Wed, 8 Dec 2004 23:38:06 -0500
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http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2004/12/08/celebrity_nativity_scene_draws_ire_in_uk/
Celebrity Nativity scene draws ire in U.K.
By Alfred de Montesquiou
Associated Press
December 8, 2004
LONDON --
Christian leaders on Wednesday denounced a Nativity scene at a London
wax museum featuring soccer star David Beckham and his wife Victoria,
a former Spice Girl, as the parents of Jesus.
The waxwork tableau at Madame Tussauds museum included U.S. President
George W. Bush as one of the three Wise Men, actors Hugh Grant and
Samuel L. Jackson as shepherds and Australian disco diva Kylie Minogue
as an angel.
"There is a well-understood tradition that each generation interprets
and reinterprets the Nativity ... but, oh dear!" said the Rev.
Jonathan Jenkins, spokesman for the archbishop of Canterbury, who
leads the world's 77 million Anglicans.
At the Vatican, a spokesman said it was unacceptable to have
celebrities representing Jesus, Joseph or Mary.
The scene also features British Prime Minister Tony Blair
and Prince Philip as Wise Men, and flamboyant talkshow
host Graham Norton as a shepherd.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 04:54:53 GMT
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In article <4bc12$41b7d6d9$d1cc5862$9677@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
"7 foot mice" <3daysofgass@wans.net> wrote:
> http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2004/12/08/celebrity_nativity_scen
> e_draws_ire_in_uk/
> Celebrity Nativity scene draws ire in U.K.
Make it really festive; cast Gary Coleman as Baby Jesus.
--
HellPope Huey
My ruby slippers got turned at the heels
The only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time,
the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing.
- Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"
I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars
why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper
and then put them in my mouth.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Correspondent:: "bernie the bagelman"
Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 17:09:36 -0500
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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> In article <4bc12$41b7d6d9$d1cc5862$9677@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
> "7 foot mice" <3daysofgass@wans.net> wrote:
>
> >
http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2004/12/08/celebrity_nativity_scen
> > e_draws_ire_in_uk/
> > Celebrity Nativity scene draws ire in U.K.
>
> Make it really festive; cast Gary Coleman as Baby Jesus.
Nah!
I say Michael Jackson as Joseph, Latoya Jackson
as Mary, and that kid of Middleastern ethnic descent
he allegedly molested at Neverland as the baby Jezbus....
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Thu, 09 Dec 2004 23:21:52 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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> In article <4bc12$41b7d6d9$d1cc5862$9677@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
> "7 foot mice" <3daysofgass@wans.net> wrote:
>
>> http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2004/12/08/celebrity_nativity_scen
>> e_draws_ire_in_uk/
>> Celebrity Nativity scene draws ire in U.K.
>
> Make it really festive; cast Gary Coleman as Baby Jesus.
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
Yeah, and have "BOb" behind the Virgin May with his hand up her skirt.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 16:42:11 GMT
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In article ,
"Kevin Cunningham" wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:hulkturds-57DFAC.22552008122004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> > In article <4bc12$41b7d6d9$d1cc5862$9677@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
> > "7 foot mice" <3daysofgass@wans.net> wrote:
> >
> >> http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2004/12/08/celebrity_nativity_scene_draws_ire_in_uk/
> >> Celebrity Nativity scene draws ire in U.K.
> >
> > Make it really festive; cast Gary Coleman as Baby Jesus.
> >>
> Yeah, and have "BOb" behind the Virgin May with his hand up her skirt.
Anna Nicole Smith as Mary. Best Overall Ditzy Bombshell Winner for 6
years running and about as virginal as Seka's pouting oral rictus.
--
HellPope Huey
"Polite Society" is a mangy Russian bear
on a unicycle with a bent wheel
"Every country has at least one museum that says
'Here's why we chased you out'."
- Jon Stewart
"Once the swelling goes down,
the fangs should fall out."
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 16:48:56 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> "Kevin Cunningham" wrote:
> > "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> > news:hulkturds-57DFAC.22552008122004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> > > In article <4bc12$41b7d6d9$d1cc5862$9677@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
> > > "7 foot mice" <3daysofgass@wans.net> wrote:
> > >
> > >> http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2004/12/08/celebrity_nativity_scene_draws_ire_in_uk/
> > >> Celebrity Nativity scene draws ire in U.K.
> > >
> > > Make it really festive; cast Gary Coleman as Baby Jesus.
> > >>
> > Yeah, and have "BOb" behind the Virgin May with his hand up her skirt.
>
> Anna Nicole Smith as Mary. Best Overall Ditzy Bombshell Winner for 6
> years running and about as virginal as Seka's pouting oral rictus.
>
I just hope that I get to watch Ashlee Simpson lipsync
"Silent Night" in quarter-tones this year, or golly! it just
won't seem like Chrismiss!